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| Posted by: BigToe Dec 18 2004, 01:52 AM |
| so i seem to have gotten things opposite and i never did anything sexual without having sex until tonight. my best guy friend from the fist college i went to came to spend the weekend with me this weekend before going out of town on business for work for three weeks. anyway i havent ever really done anything other than make out and have sex (yep that means no real eating out or blow job or even hand job). anyway my best friend found out i like it when a guy cums on me and he hadnt ever done so so he wanted to tonight. so he took one of my dildos and played with it on me and then came on me (he is somewhat of a prude and has only had sex with one gal who at one point he thought he'd marry so he isnt about having sex with just anyone). anyway something is to be said for sexual encounters without actual intercourse..... maybe i should try the things i've been scared of trying before! |
| Posted by: Biggles7268 Dec 18 2004, 02:29 AM |
| BT is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinky Ahaha I knew your avatar was more than just a silly cartoon. |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 18 2004, 02:48 AM |
| oh suddup. you knew this was going to happen before i did. why didnt you WARN me? |
| Posted by: Biggles7268 Dec 18 2004, 03:04 AM |
| I knew this was going to happen?? And what kind of warning could I give you when you quit chatting with me after the butt dancing comment? |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 18 2004, 03:15 AM |
| i dunno. anything |
| Posted by: the elemental Dec 18 2004, 09:56 AM |
| BT, What's the appeal of having a guy cum on you? I've been with girls who have like that too and I'm happy to oblige but I'm wondering what the draw is. Does it matter where he cums? Just curious  |
| Posted by: Raineshower Dec 18 2004, 10:22 AM |
| It's definitely biggle's fault that this happened. He knew it would happen but he didn't warn you. lol Hope you enjoyed it though!  |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 18 2004, 12:04 PM |
| yes i blame biggles. he's at fault for everything. and i dont know they draw. and as long as its not in my hair i dont care where |
| Posted by: spidermonkey Dec 18 2004, 12:25 PM | ||
well, I'm not BigToe but I'll answer anyway A guy can cum on me anywhere he wants as long as it's below the neck. I don't want cum getting anywhere NEAR my eyes because I heard it hurts! I like cum.... |
| Posted by: Biggles7268 Dec 18 2004, 12:27 PM | ||
I'll keep that in mind in a couple weeks... |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 18 2004, 12:43 PM |
| yeah SM pretty much hit it on the head- below the neck is cool. course its also a mistake to get messy and require the use of a shower for even more fun heh. |
| Posted by: Asimov Dec 18 2004, 03:27 PM |
| I've never tried coming on a girl... I've been trying to get this girl I fool around with sometimes to try it, but she's not goin for it....  |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 18 2004, 10:32 PM |
| has she before? because before i did it the thought was nasty to me, but once i did it it was such a turn on that half the time i beg the guy to pull out and cum on me because i almost get off on just that... |
| Posted by: LloydDobler Dec 19 2004, 12:11 PM | ||
You went to fist college? What's that like? |
| Posted by: Lanakila Dec 19 2004, 12:33 PM | ||||
LMFAO  |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 19 2004, 12:37 PM |
| its before your first. and shuddup |
| Posted by: reusablepheonix Dec 19 2004, 12:46 PM |
| I ve often heard rumors that the Holy Spirit likes to come and anoint peoples heads, but then I rememeber the underage minor, the Virgin Mary, got pregnate. So that kind of blows that theory away. Maybe the HS didnt pull out soon enough.... "oops, My bad. Oh well dont worry about it Mary, if you get pregnate, I'll find a way to get rid of the bastard child." Im a bad boy.LOL |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 19 2004, 12:50 PM |
| thats just gross |
| Posted by: reusablepheonix Dec 19 2004, 01:19 PM | ||
Yes I agree, pedophilia and rape is a gross thing. too bad more Christians dont recognize this when talking about Mary |
| Posted by: sexkitten Dec 19 2004, 01:31 PM | ||||
Mary was a post pubescent and physically a sexually mature teenager, probably older than 13. Old enough to be considered an adult in most societies at the time, old enough to marry, and old enough even now to become pregnant. Pedophilia is ONLY sexual activity with or sexual desire for pre-pubescent children who have not reached physical maturity. Sex with teens may be illegal in THIS culture, society, and time period, and it may be unwise even where it is legal, but it is not pedophilia. |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 19 2004, 01:36 PM |
| sexkitten- thanks for making that statement. I don't think very many people are aware of what pedophilia is and assume it is sex with any minor. |
| Posted by: Asimov Dec 19 2004, 05:52 PM | ||
No...she hasn't.... She doesn't even swallow! :( |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 19 2004, 07:04 PM |
| haha well neither do i....but thats because i'm weird and havent ever given a blowjob anyway. |
| Posted by: the elemental Dec 19 2004, 09:34 PM |
| SM and BT, I feel like I'm learning so much from this thread! So it sounds like it's on your chest, stomach, or your back that it's the most fun. I've been with girls that are only into it below the neck, girls that want it on their face, and of course girls that want it not on them at all. I'm happy to adjust to whatever my partner is into, but I think the first one is the most fun. And just to make sure I'm reading this right, I assume you're nude when a guy does this, right? I mean, I would assume so. But when I told my gf about this thread she was like, "Wait, doesn't that stain their clothes?" She's a category three girl. |
| Posted by: sexkitten Dec 19 2004, 09:54 PM |
| This thread is turning me on. |
| Posted by: Asimov Dec 20 2004, 12:39 AM | ||
hahaha....wanna try? Are you squeamish about it?? |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 20 2004, 12:43 AM |
| HAHA I dunno. But no one's ever asked. And yes it would stain clothes, thats why they're on the floor! |
| Posted by: tete de merde Dec 20 2004, 07:54 AM | ||
You're not supposed to wait until you're asked. |
| Posted by: Asimov Dec 20 2004, 12:13 PM | ||
Mhmmm....I agree, clothes are a bad thing when fooling around. Jeez....you don't gotta wait for an invitation!!! Just go for the gold! |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 20 2004, 12:52 PM |
| nah i just skip that step and go on to the other stuff. haha |
| Posted by: Asimov Dec 20 2004, 07:10 PM | ||
ooooh, okay, well that's fine too. Do you make the guy clean it up afterwards? haha |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 20 2004, 07:12 PM |
| off me or him? haha |
| Posted by: Lanakila Dec 20 2004, 07:17 PM | ||
That's not weird, but honey I'd do that at the next available and with the next worthy male. I just love giving them myself. Swallowing was scary at first too, (actually for many years because that stuff comes out with such force) but its not really that bad, and that extra shot of testosterone will drive your man crazy in about 8 hours or so. |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 20 2004, 07:43 PM |
| honestly- chances are i just havent liked someone enough to want to. no real desire to with any of them. that and for some reason i have a fear of penises. |
| Posted by: Lanakila Dec 20 2004, 07:55 PM | ||
Fear of penii you say? Well, then honey I got something for you. |
| Posted by: Asimov Dec 20 2004, 08:07 PM | ||
Hahaha... you just saying that makes a man feel macho.  |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 20 2004, 08:20 PM |
| well what can i say? |
| Posted by: Asimov Dec 21 2004, 12:20 AM | ||
how about: "oooh, it's too big, I'm scared!" |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 21 2004, 07:05 AM |
| thats kinda along the lines. kinda. |
| Posted by: LloydDobler Dec 21 2004, 09:52 AM |
| Next time you're confronted with a penis, draw a happy face on it. It'll be less scary then. |
| Posted by: sexkitten Dec 21 2004, 10:07 AM | ||
Or use body paint and make it into a dragon.... |
| Posted by: Lokmer Dec 21 2004, 12:48 PM | ||||
:::Lokmer finds the paint thinner and hides in the bucket::: |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 21 2004, 03:06 PM |
| right because a dragon penis isnt going to be scary at all |
| Posted by: the elemental Dec 21 2004, 03:14 PM |
| Did your friend's penis scare you the other night? |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 21 2004, 03:19 PM |
| thats hard to say. i dont know. it was just weird. i think his didnt scare me because i didnt think of it that way? i dont even know why we did that- i couldnt enjoy myself as much as i would have otherwise because i knew him too well and it was just odd. |
| Posted by: the elemental Dec 21 2004, 03:34 PM |
| Do you regret it then? |
| Posted by: sexkitten Dec 21 2004, 03:47 PM | ||
It would be too funny to be scary. |
| Posted by: Asimov Dec 21 2004, 05:00 PM | ||||
Good idea, LAUGH at his penis. |
| Posted by: LloydDobler Dec 21 2004, 10:47 PM | ||||||
Then it'll be a tiny, floppy dragon! |
| Posted by: Castleberry Dec 26 2004, 11:16 PM |
why don't you name his penis and make it more personal? And if you're going to swallow have him drink several cups of pineapple juice prior to cumming. My girlfriend says it makes it sweeter.  |
| Posted by: spidermonkey Dec 27 2004, 06:17 AM | ||||||
But what if you're allergic to his member?  |
| Posted by: Biggles7268 Dec 27 2004, 06:38 AM | ||||||||
does it have a foreskin?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . achoo! |
| Posted by: Castleberry Dec 27 2004, 05:44 PM |
| do they have shots for allergic reactions to cock? |
| Posted by: BigToe Dec 27 2004, 06:06 PM |
| no i didnt regret it and no there was no foreskin. |
| Posted by: writergirl Dec 30 2004, 12:50 PM |
| you all are a fun bunch Well, whatever else may happen, sounds like you had fun, big toe. I love when a guy cums on me, almost anywhere on my body, although not in my eyes or purposely in my hair. But yeah, there's just something about it, about having a guy explode onto you that is just very... I dunno, it makes the whole passion of the moment very tangible I guess. Yeah, I write for a living and I can't describe this stuff. Go figure. |
| Posted by: Castleberry Dec 30 2004, 09:20 PM |
| I heard this joke once from a friend and decided to put it in practice: My girlfriend and I were screwing doggy style and when I felt close to cumming I pulled out and spat on her back so she'd think I'd came, then she'd turn over and I nailed her in the face. [DISCLAIMER] I would NEVER do this out of disrespect! I've came on my girlfriends face many times, I did it to surprise her and b/c I knew she'd think it was funny. |
| Posted by: writergirl Dec 31 2004, 08:21 AM |
| That's kind of... er... fucked up. You should never try to trick people. |
| Posted by: LloydDobler Dec 31 2004, 11:32 AM |
| I wouldn't say NEVER, I mean surprises are fun. Intent is kind of the deciding factor for me. If you're doing it to be obnoxious or mean, it's one thing. If they like it on their face then surprise can be cool. |
| Posted by: writergirl Dec 31 2004, 12:14 PM |
| I love it on my face, but not if the guy is gonna pretend to do something else first. I don't mind surprises, but something like that you have to be ready for. |
| Posted by: Biggles7268 Dec 31 2004, 12:20 PM |
| wow first day here and were finding out all kinds of neat info about you |
| Posted by: writergirl Dec 31 2004, 12:29 PM |
| yeah, I probably share too much. I'd be a really crappy CIA agent. |
| Posted by: Biggles7268 Dec 31 2004, 12:31 PM |
| hehehe, do I sense a roleplay opportunity here. |
| Posted by: writergirl Dec 31 2004, 12:46 PM |
| yeeeeah... I can be a double agent and you and spidey can interrogate me... hehehe |
| Posted by: Castleberry Dec 31 2004, 12:54 PM |
| You all are fucked up... I LOVE YOU GUYS! |
| Posted by: woodsmoke Jan 2 2005, 01:36 PM | ||
Ditto. Now if y'all will excuse me I'm going to go cry because I live in Utah where girls like all of you don't exist.  |
| Posted by: Castleberry Jan 3 2005, 06:19 AM |
| woodsmoke, props on the sperm icon. Yes this website is arousing... i think this would be an opportune time to admit I bought a "pocket pussy" at a local sex shop yesterday. It cost $30, but really does feel like the real deal! It's also called " the masterbation sleeve." It makes me happy Umm... uh... not that I'm not getting any or anything... |
| Posted by: Mr. Neil Jan 3 2005, 08:51 AM |
| This.... This is the best topic ever. |
| Posted by: Valgeir Jan 3 2005, 10:19 PM |
| Agreed. |
| Posted by: non conformist Jan 4 2005, 12:33 PM |
Where the fuck have I been all this time?!  My favorite subjects (dick and cum) and I'm nowhere near it?!I love when a man cums on me. I just like the way it feels: all warm, thick, and creamy. I'm very sexual so if I'm really turned on, I rub it all over myself, and lick my fingers. It's intense! I don't, however, like if on my face! It's weird. I had to do it once, cause I lost a game of pool, and that was the bet  |
| Posted by: Asimov Jan 4 2005, 06:07 PM |
| excuse me..... I must go to the bathroom for a bit. *picks up magazine* |
| Posted by: non conformist Jan 4 2005, 06:29 PM |
| I bet I know what you're gonna do! |
| Posted by: BigToe Jan 4 2005, 08:19 PM |
| Glad the cum on a girl topic ended up being so well received. I think I generally use it as a means to get dirty with and then manage to get the man dirty as well so as to require a shower for more dirtiness. |
| Posted by: fortunehooks Jan 4 2005, 09:40 PM | ||
hmm,so you love it on the face. ding ding, you are rewarded with the fortunehooks likes this new member award based solely on her comments to this sexual nature. big toe,don't worry you don't have to give oral if it makes you uncomfortable. honestly, i love to play in the lower region of a female. |
| Posted by: Asimov Jan 4 2005, 10:02 PM | ||
how do you get the guy dirty? |
| Posted by: BigToe Jan 4 2005, 11:43 PM |
| Why you make sure to rub it on him too of course. Be it by hopping on top or whatever creative method you can come up with. |
| Posted by: Ashlynn Jan 5 2005, 09:24 AM | ||
I'm getting a little wild myself now.  |
| Posted by: ~Dhampir:~ Jan 6 2005, 04:44 PM | ||
I'd like to know where I can find a girl who'd let me come on their fa--I'm sorry, what was that again?
... tell me more about this bet... |
| Posted by: non conformist Jan 6 2005, 05:02 PM |
Well, my boyfriend (now fiance) and I went to the Billiards Hall. We're both pretty competitive, so we made it interesting. Best two games out of three, one has to do whatever the other wants. I wanted to stick my finger in his ass. He wanted to cum on my face. He won, and we went to the car and I got squirted. But of course, I took it further and took cum of my face and licked my fingers. He just about lost it, and I got to do what I wanted.  Why do you ask? |
| Posted by: ~Dhampir:~ Jan 9 2005, 11:30 AM |
| No reason, I just sorta did a double take when I read that happened as part of a bet is all. Caught me off guard. |