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| Posted by: Asimov Mar 1 2005, 11:36 PM |
| Women want it both ways; in the ass, and in the vag. You see, most women love DP, but are too afraid to speak out. What they don't know is that they can get DP. Support womens rights!! Give it to them both ways!! |
| Posted by: Bruce Mar 2 2005, 12:22 AM |
| Dude, The anus is an exit only orifice.Why would anyone want that when wet, pink is right next door? |
| Posted by: aminor7 Mar 2 2005, 04:22 AM |
| Little cleaner upstairs than in the basement anyway. |
| Posted by: Asimov Mar 2 2005, 10:55 PM |
| Dunno what the attraction is, Bruce....but it's hot. haha...wet n pink is good too. You know what they say about girls, though...they're all pink on the inside. |
| Posted by: Fweethawt Mar 2 2005, 10:59 PM |
| Um... Seriously now... What exactly did you hope to accomplish by starting this thread, Asimov?  |
| Posted by: Reach Mar 3 2005, 04:40 AM | ||
 Asimov! This is the Rants forum. Are you complaining? I'm moving this thread to S & C, ok? |
| Posted by: JP1283 Mar 3 2005, 11:47 PM | ||
Ewww...no. JP |
| Posted by: Lanakila Mar 4 2005, 12:28 AM |
| To each his or her own and all that. Everyone is not alike in sexual appetites, obviously. |
| Posted by: sexkitten Mar 4 2005, 12:30 AM |
| I'd like to have it both ways. Not necessarily in they way Asimov means. Too bad I'm not equipped for that.  |
| Posted by: Clearview Mar 4 2005, 07:45 AM | ||
What are you missing-- the hoo hoo, or the butt hole??  |
| Posted by: sexkitten Mar 4 2005, 09:47 AM | ||||
It is... ahem... other equipment I lack...  |
| Posted by: Lanakila Mar 4 2005, 09:54 AM | ||||||
That's what strap ons are for honey.  |
| Posted by: tete de merde Mar 4 2005, 11:07 AM | ||
[ladies man] So, medically speaking, how dinky is your wang? [/ladies man] |
| Posted by: Mo Biggsley Mar 4 2005, 07:01 PM | ||||||||
 Run away! Run away! (hides) I have this reoccurring dream where a giant PJ Sparxxx wearing a purple strap on chases me through an endless maze of Chasey Lain butt replicas and Tera Patrick Blowup Dolls. Every time I turn a corner, I have to run past a shriveled up, bronzed up, oiled up Nina Hartley who asks me if I want to jump into a threesome with her and Tiffany Mynx. The dream ends with me getting a blowjob from Ona Zee while I explain to her that I always get her and Hyapatia Lee confused. I wonder what the symbolism of the dream is. Other than I watch way too much porn and have a strap on phobia. |
| Posted by: Shadfox Mar 4 2005, 07:53 PM |
| I have nothing to add to this conversation, other than to say it's a relief from the heat of this thread's predecessor. |
| Posted by: NIGHTFLIGHT Mar 5 2005, 11:12 AM |
| When I first saw the other thread, I thought it was about sex. Gutter mind I have. |