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| Printable Version of Topic Click here to view this topic in its original format ExChristian.Net Open Forums > Sex and Christianity > Wildest Place/places You've Ever "done It" Posted by: formerfundie May 14 2004, 10:58 PM As everyone hopefully knows, variety is the spice of life, so, for those of you who are unencumbered with inhibitions, my question to you is this...what is the wackiest/spiciest/most romantic place you've ever "done it" with your spouse, gf/bf, casual lovers, etc. Next, did you ever get um...caught in the act - by someone other than your kids (my kids learned how to pick locks at early ages.) or immediate family members. Oh, and were you christian or "other" at the time? I'll go first - since I started it, and we'll see what happens from here. Did it - well, kind of, we got, shall we say, interrupted by a nice police officer at the time - anyway - in the park/woods. Old bf - relationship didn't last long at all. Was "other" at the time, or at least kind of "other" anyway. Went to husband's office once when we were married and did it during "lunch hour" - on a chair at his desk. We were also interrupted there - but fortunately army recruiters don't know how to pick locks very well. Dining room table anyone? What have you and yours done to keep the sex fun? You never know - ya might help someone else out by sharing how you've used your creative imagination to keep things "hot!" Thanks. FF Posted by: YoungInFaithlessness May 14 2004, 11:14 PM hahahaha.... I did it once in a burgerking playplace, not in the balls though, in one of the tubes. VERY interesting experience. I was xtian at the time...just not going to church Posted by: Matthew May 14 2004, 11:26 PM Former, I once knew a girl named Laurie who not only loved sex but loved to have sex in different places. She wanted to try it in a movie theatre, on a boat, in a car ( I think), under the covers. Really adventurous. Sometimes I think you really have to really enjoy sex alot to be versatile like that ( Laurie did!) Matthew Posted by: formerfundie May 14 2004, 11:27 PM That IS interesting. LOL! FF Posted by: formerfundie May 14 2004, 11:29 PM QUOTE (Matthew @ May 14 2004, 11:26 PM) Former, I once knew a girl named Laurie who not only loved sex but loved to have sex in different places. She wanted to try it in a movie theatre, on a boat, in a car ( I think), under the covers. Really adventurous. Sometimes I think you really have to really enjoy sex alot to be versatile like that ( Laurie did!) Matthew So, did ya give it a go, Matt - or did she just want to and it never got off the ground? Posted by: Fweethawt May 14 2004, 11:34 PM This will be good for a laugh, but only if you picture the whole scenario while reading. Picture two teenagers who were just left home alone 'cause the parents were "supposedly" going away for a few hours. Then picture those two teenagers stripping down and just starting to get into it, when the parents pulled back in the driveway within minutes of leaving. The teenage girl, who is scared out of her mind, takes the teenage boy's clothes, and throws them into the middle of the living-room. The teenage boy, who is also scared out of his mind while trying to get dressed before the parents make it through the door, completely rips the top (elastic) part of one of his socks off while hurriedly trying to get dressed. (keep in mind, that the teenage boy just left the elastic ring on his leg while continuing to dress) Before the parents made it into the house, the two teenagers were completely dressed and sitting in the living-room watching television. (the teenage boy was wondering if the parents could hear his heart beating) The parents decided not to go wherever they were going, and so, they also sat down to watch TV. The teenage boy never had a more difficult time in his life trying not to burst into a hysterical laughter 'cause when he looked down, the top part of his sock was hanging out of the bottom of his pants. Posted by: Matthew May 14 2004, 11:34 PM QUOTE (formerfundie @ May 15 2004, 02:29 AM) QUOTE (Matthew @ May 14 2004, 11:26 PM) Former, I once knew a girl named Laurie who not only loved sex but loved to have sex in different places. She wanted to try it in a movie theatre, on a boat, in a car ( I think), under the covers. Really adventurous. Sometimes I think you really have to really enjoy sex alot to be versatile like that ( Laurie did!) Matthew So, did ya give it a go, Matt - or did she just want to and it never got off the ground? I don't think she really wanted a one-time fling. I think she really wanted a boyfriend who could really be sexual with her. Which is something I would love to have in a romance with a girl. She was a really nice girl too and a former Lutheran. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to share my virginity with her. She lived in Iowa and I was here in California. If I had met her in person, I would not be a virgin today. Matthew Posted by: formerfundie May 15 2004, 12:08 AM Fweetie - THAT WAS HYSTERICAL. Aw, you have such a way about you. *sigh* Posted by: Fweethawt May 15 2004, 12:17 AM QUOTE (formerfundie @ May 15 2004, 04:08 AM) Fweetie - THAT WAS HYSTERICAL. Aw, you have such a way about you. *sigh* Hysterical "NOW"? YES. But "THEN"? Definitely, NO! Posted by: biggles7268 May 15 2004, 01:48 AM house of ill repute in Singapore. Posted by: Ro-bear May 15 2004, 06:24 AM Let's see-- My wife and I have done it in the woods (bug repellent is NOT optional), in the lake, in the back yard... well, just about any private outdoor spot we can get comfortable. We don't particularly like a high probability of observation or interruption. We did it on the washing machine one time, very spontaneous. The best part was that the load was a little imbalanced, so the spin cycle enhanced our experience. Posted by: Disco Stu May 15 2004, 06:27 AM In the dressing room of JC Penneys. Recently 4 year old boy walked in and told me to get off of mommy. He then asked what we were doing and we said we were hugging. Laughed very hard but finished after he left and we locked the door. Posted by: TexasFreethinker May 15 2004, 07:02 AM Row boat in grand canal at Versailles. Posted by: I Broke Free May 15 2004, 07:06 AM I can't maintain an erection if there is any possibility that I am being watched. I honestly cannot remember a sexual experience outside of a bedroom. Sorry I'm so dull. Posted by: Quicksand May 15 2004, 07:25 AM OKay my unsual places, in descending order 07. Outside her apartment door. 06. In the restroom of a local bar. 05. In a public whirlpool (sorry I know eeewwwww) at a resort 04. Under the July fireworks in Madison. Boy did I see fireworks! It was make-up sex too! 03.Stairway up to my apartment with a big glass door facing the outside. 02. Public Beach, out in the water, far enough a way so know one could see what we were doing. It look like i was holding her up in the water with the waves rocking us. 01. While driving my shitty old Chevy Cavalier. She had a short enough skirt that she was able to hop on while I "drove" hehehe. Having no panties on helped. My car was a 5-speed btw. Posted by: chrome May 15 2004, 08:27 PM My former bf and I did it in an abandoned house in the middle of nowhere, the office of a lumber yard and the most interesting was on a cliff like the one shown on the left side of this picture. The actual cliff was the one you see straight ahead far off in the distance. The rock is actually sandstone, there were a few body parts that got a bit roughed up. Posted by: mandylibra1979 May 15 2004, 08:41 PM Let's see . . . I have fucked many places . . . on top of a hay bail on top of a cotton bail a park, a cop's driveway on a friend's lawn (the guy's girlfriend actually drove up and caught us) at both of my grandparents' houses at my parents' house in my ex husband's bed with Jason (my boyfriend at the time, my husband now) at my highscool (in the auditorium backstage) in some random person's bathroom several hotel rooms (I actually ripped the bed's headboard off in one hotel room . . . bad girl!) back roads, in cars in a car during a drive-thru car wash) on the toilet (this requires the girl to stradle the guy . . . yeah, I am weird) in the bathtub (we splashed all of the water out and I was so loud that all of the neighbors heard) in a field of grass in the woods, against a tree in an apartment complex pool ( we actually received a standing ovation for this performance . . . don't ask) on my patio in an apartment complex on another patio at a different apartment complex . . . the list goes on and on . . . I will add more as I think of them . . . as always sexed up mandy Posted by: 603269726 May 15 2004, 08:43 PM grave yard, clothset at a friends house... woke up to a blowjob with her parents in the next room. in the woods... while sleeping next to friends.... Posted by: LMD May 15 2004, 09:33 PM Wow! Y'all are making me realize my sex life has been pretty dull and I used to think it was good. Here's my top 5 of my boring sex life (btw, they're all with the same man who I happen to be married to): 1. On the public sidewalk behind Chicago's Planetarium around 8 or 9 pm right after taking some nudie pics. 2. On the 4th of July one year we broke into the condo we were going to buy to see the fireworks over Lake Michigan. We ended up doing it right in front of the bedroom window. 3. On our honeymoon, in the window of our cruise cabin during daylight with the Disney boat right beside. The reason this is so out there is the next day they had a "newleywed game" thing and we got chosen to play. They asked us where the weirdest place was that we did it and since that was so fresh in our memory, that was both of our answers. So not only did we do it in the window, but we also told half of the cruise about it and we have that on tape. 4. On a makeout area in front of Lake Michigan while we lived in Chicago. This was right after a fight so it was doubly awesome sex. 5. While driving down Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. : Posted by: Vixentrox May 15 2004, 09:56 PM On a tour bus...my partner and I mutually got each other off under a blanket. Posted by: Reach May 16 2004, 12:50 AM The most exciting places for me... On the beaches of Southern California On the beaches of Central California On the beaches within about 100 miles of the San Francisco Bay Area of California On the beaches of Northern California On the beaches of the California Delta On our boat on the California Delta On a beach of the state of Washington On a ferry boat off the coast of the state of Washington On a few random beaches on the East coast On our boat on the North Carolina waterways On the beaches of North Carolina On a few beaches in Puerto Rico On two beaches on the island of St. John On the beaches of Thailand On a USN ship, in an officer's stateroom Never got spotted and so we never got caught. One man and me. That's all I'm telling but... now that I've typed that out... I think I see a pattern here. And something else is notably absent for a west coast girl; somehow or other, I missed the state of Oregon. Posted by: biggles7268 May 16 2004, 12:54 AM Reach you don't happen to like ocean's do you? Posted by: Reach May 16 2004, 09:07 AM QUOTE (biggles7268 @ May 16 2004, 03:54 AM) Reach you don't happen to like ocean's do you? How could you tell Biggles? Posted by: biggles7268 May 16 2004, 09:12 AM QUOTE (reach @ May 16 2004, 09:07 AM) QUOTE (biggles7268 @ May 16 2004, 03:54 AM) Reach you don't happen to like ocean's do you? How could you tell Biggles? lol just a hunch In my limited experience I've found that it was the person not the place that made it exciting. Although the closest to a public place I've done it was a hot tub in a hotel pool room. Posted by: GodzillaBless May 16 2004, 12:46 PM My BF scott and I used to jerk each other off while barrelling down the highway at 80 miles an hour and I had to stuff it back in his pants when we came upon a road block. Posted by: yanra May 16 2004, 12:49 PM But nothing beats the sounds of the tides nor the salty air. Posted by: Reach May 16 2004, 02:14 PM QUOTE (yanra @ May 16 2004, 03:49 PM) But nothing beats the sounds of the tides nor the salty air. And the warmth of the sand and the breeze that kisses your body and the salty taste of the skin in such places. Uh... yeah... Posted by: SaviorForSale May 16 2004, 02:27 PM A little off topic but..... did any of you see that show about the funniest gameshow incidents ever? The newlywed game...the question was "where is the weirdest place you ever made whoopee". the girl answered: "in my ass"! LOL The husbands answer was in the kitchen i think...lol Posted by: Lanakila May 16 2004, 03:19 PM Backseat of a car in a park, In the park. At the drivein movie in the backseat of that same car Actually I have had lots of sex in a car. At the beach outside my house on the North Shore of Oahu Hawaii. (foursome) In a empty barracks in basic training. Almost on the dancefloor. (you know the get a room couple, I was part of that once) Posted by: formerfundie May 16 2004, 03:30 PM Reach - question - lots of beaches, lots of sand. Girl, how do ya deal with the sand? Thanks. Posted by: formerfundie May 16 2004, 03:33 PM QUOTE (603269726 @ May 15 2004, 08:43 PM) grave yard, clothset at a friends house... woke up to a blowjob with her parents in the next room. in the woods... while sleeping next to friends.... I must say I find the graveyard thang a bit unusual. Posted by: Reach May 16 2004, 03:37 PM QUOTE (formerfundie @ May 16 2004, 06:30 PM) Reach - question - lots of beaches, lots of sand. Girl, how do ya deal with the sand? Thanks. I figured somebody might ask that question and I was hoping it might be you, FF. That's what a blanket is for, or maybe two, and in a pinch, towels come in real handy. It's harder to find the location where one might not be seen and I always think of these as stolen moments. Little secret... take some sort of disposable washcloths to the beach with you, just in case you are able to create the moment. Posted by: Quicksand May 16 2004, 03:51 PM mmmm surf and sex. my favorite! too bad we dont have real beaches out here. Posted by: formerfundie May 16 2004, 04:13 PM Reach - thanks. That's always been a desire of mine - out on the beach, with the surf and the smell of the salt air, under the bazillions of stars on a clear night *sigh* I'm such a romantic...maybe some day... Posted by: humanwill May 17 2004, 01:45 PM well.... when we first started dating hubby and i volunteered to work the church firework stand and sell fireworks... he got frisky and went down on me while i waited on customers... Posted by: sexkitten May 17 2004, 01:56 PM Some of the odd places.. Bathroom at the in-law's house during a family gathering Trampoline In a cow pasture at night Near a creek at a ranch Under some shrubby bushes on a hillside in Redwood Regional Park, Oakland Posted by: 603269726 May 17 2004, 02:11 PM QUOTE (formerfundie @ May 16 2004, 03:33 PM) QUOTE (603269726 @ May 15 2004, 08:43 PM) grave yard, clothset at a friends house... woke up to a blowjob with her parents in the next room. in the woods... while sleeping next to friends.... I must say I find the graveyard thang a bit unusual. we didn't hear any complaints Posted by: Grand Atheist May 17 2004, 02:35 PM hmmm... I wonder why... Posted by: Reach May 17 2004, 03:32 PM QUOTE (sexkitten @ May 17 2004, 04:56 PM) Some of the odd places.. Under some shrubby bushes on a hillside in Redwood Regional Park, Oakland Kitty, that's a very nice park for special activities. 1836 acres... Posted by: woodsmoke May 17 2004, 04:10 PM Hey, I could do the graveyard thing here. There's one literally just up the block up from my house. Played in it all the time growing up so I would be able to find some great places, I'm sure. Now the only problem is not only finding a girl willing to do it, but who isn't freaked out by the idea of doing it in a cemetery. Call me morbid, I just like cemeteries. I suppose they're my "beaches." Posted by: YoungInFaithlessness May 17 2004, 05:17 PM I think a cemetary would be cool, but then again im a freak so anywhere is good for me!! Posted by: formerfundie May 17 2004, 09:19 PM QUOTE (humanwill @ May 17 2004, 01:45 PM) well.... when we first started dating hubby and i volunteered to work the church firework stand and sell fireworks... he got frisky and went down on me while i waited on customers... I just gotta ask - um - exactly HOW'D he manage this one? FF Posted by: formerfundie May 17 2004, 09:20 PM QUOTE (603269726 @ May 17 2004, 02:11 PM) QUOTE (formerfundie @ May 16 2004, 03:33 PM) QUOTE (603269726 @ May 15 2004, 08:43 PM) grave yard, clothset at a friends house... woke up to a blowjob with her parents in the next room. in the woods... while sleeping next to friends.... I must say I find the graveyard thang a bit unusual. we didn't hear any complaints Posted by: Quicksand May 17 2004, 09:26 PM QUOTE (YoungInFaithlessness @ May 17 2004, 05:17 PM) I think a cemetary would be cool, but then again im a freak so anywhere is good for me!! NO aps necessary...I am freak too! I have never been able to repress my sexuality! Posted by: YoungInFaithlessness May 17 2004, 09:35 PM yup...me neither! Posted by: Quicksand May 17 2004, 09:38 PM Wildest places I want to do it (asending order) 01 Dressing room 02 hotel elevator 03 hotel elevaor enclosed by glass 04 orgy 05 in vegas 06 on the beach 07. in the back of a limo being served by ah the devil heheheh and the number one place (for right now) drum roll plueaseeee! ON a bar, witht sun on my back, the smell of flowers, mm mm yeah show me your O face!!!!! ahaahahahhaha ah ha anyway.... lets see ah mmmmmm ah mm hahh ahah mmmmm mmmmmm hhhhhhhhhhhmm ya hajaljala (speaking toungues_}balbahhahah mmmm yaahaljljh ikkliuhaaaaaa lubababballlla Posted by: YoungInFaithlessness May 18 2004, 11:00 AM QUOTE (Quicksand @ May 18 2004, 01:38 AM) Wildest places I want to do it (asending order) 01 Dressing room 02 hotel elevator 03 hotel elevaor enclosed by glass 04 orgy 05 in vegas 06 on the beach 07. in the back of a limo being served by ah the devil heheheh and the number one place (for right now) drum roll plueaseeee! ON a bar, witht sun on my back, the smell of flowers, mm mm yeah show me your O face!!!!! ahaahahahhaha ah ha anyway.... lets see ah mmmmmm ah mm hahh ahah mmmmm mmmmmm hhhhhhhhhhhmm ya hajaljala (speaking toungues_}balbahhahah mmmm yaahaljljh ikkliuhaaaaaa lubababballlla hahahaha Well I always have wanted to do it on the beach... and an elevator does sound very interesting. LOL. I have Horses so I would really like to do it in a horse stall...don't ask why, I just do. Posted by: Quicksand May 18 2004, 11:43 AM QUOTE Well I always have wanted to do it on the beach... and an elevator does sound very interesting. LOL. I have Horses so I would really like to do it in a horse stall...don't ask why, I just do. my sexually charged mind is really thinking now young! _________________________________________________- also...I've always want to do it in the snow.... as I am going at it I would say things like "What's My Name?" "Make Snow Angels baby!" lol Posted by: YoungInFaithlessness May 18 2004, 11:53 AM QUOTE (Quicksand @ May 18 2004, 03:43 PM) QUOTE Well I always have wanted to do it on the beach... and an elevator does sound very interesting. LOL. I have Horses so I would really like to do it in a horse stall...don't ask why, I just do. my sexually charged mind is really thinking now young! _________________________________________________- also...I've always want to do it in the snow.... as I am going at it I would say things like "What's My Name?" "Make Snow Angels baby!" lol lol .... I think just anywhere out in the open, where there is a chance to get caught is high up there on my list. I really like the adrenaline rush of doing something somewhere where your not supposed to be doing that...LOL! QUOTE also...I've always want to do it in the snow.... I'm from florida, born and raised and only seen snow a couple of times in my entire life. I think I would freeze to death...LOL, but it would be fun. Posted by: sexkitten May 18 2004, 12:30 PM QUOTE (reach @ May 17 2004, 03:32 PM) QUOTE (sexkitten @ May 17 2004, 04:56 PM) Some of the odd places.. Under some shrubby bushes on a hillside in Redwood Regional Park, Oakland Kitty, that's a very nice park for special activities. 1836 acres... Yup! And its amazing how much privacy you can find only a few yards from the road. Posted by: Quicksand May 18 2004, 12:40 PM QUOTE I'm from florida, born and raised and only seen snow a couple of times in my entire life. I think I would freeze to death...LOL, but it would be fun. well i trade you my snow for your beaches Posted by: Reach May 18 2004, 03:56 PM QUOTE (Quicksand @ May 18 2004, 12:38 AM) 01 Dressing room 02 hotel elevator 03 hotel elevaor enclosed by glass 04 orgy 05 in vegas 06 on the beach 07. in the back of a limo... Quickster, I think that over the hood of the limo is preferable. Since you mentioned the limo... Of course, any car would do. Posted by: Quicksand May 18 2004, 03:59 PM QUOTE (reach @ May 18 2004, 03:56 PM) QUOTE (Quicksand @ May 18 2004, 12:38 AM) 01 Dressing room 02 hotel elevator 03 hotel elevaor enclosed by glass 04 orgy 05 in vegas 06 on the beach 07. in the back of a limo... Quickster, I think that over the hood of the limo is preferable. Since you mentioned the limo... Of course, any car would do. gee..maybe i am your ex or something. any car has done for me in the past too. heheh Posted by: Reach May 18 2004, 04:41 PM QUOTE (Quicksand @ May 18 2004, 06:59 PM) any car has done for me in the past too. heheh Just have to watch out for the hood ornament, right? Posted by: Lokmer May 18 2004, 05:21 PM If you like to play dangerously, doing it the cab of a parked truck on a public, semi-busy street at night is quite fun Also behind a corner at a public elementary school, in front of the Janitor's closet (after the janitor has gone home for the day - enough privacy to not get caught, but enough danger to really get your heart pounding). -Lokmer Posted by: YoungInFaithlessness May 18 2004, 10:24 PM QUOTE (Quicksand @ May 18 2004, 04:40 PM) QUOTE I'm from florida, born and raised and only seen snow a couple of times in my entire life. I think I would freeze to death...LOL, but it would be fun. well i trade you my snow for your beaches I think I'll keep my beaches, but if your really nice I'll share! Posted by: =Veritas= May 19 2004, 07:51 AM Ok, I'll chime in... Top "10" places: 10. Hood of a car, just outside of town. 9. A hotel in Vegas, with the curtains open. 8. At a camping ground, in the back of a pickup. 7. In my office, after hours. 6. In the "community/public" hot tub. 5. She went down on me on a school bus full of fellow Drama students on the way back from the State Drama Competition. 4. In a grocery store bathroom. 3. At my High School, next to the football field. 2. At my High School, on the drama stage in the gymnasium (this was immediately following the bus trip). 1. At my High School, in the girls locker room showers (this was immediately following the drama stage). Then there's the more boring, but more common "risky" places like my parents house, her parents house, my Aunt's house, in a car, in the mountains, various places within a house, oh and the 3-way in Vegas, hhhmmmm....ok I'll stop there. I've almost been "caught" before. That's a whole other story, er...stories! Wow! I just realized, I've had a pretty exciting sex life for a Christian. Well, I wasn't a very "good" one at that time. For those of you that don't know or didn't read my testimony, I have a son. Just being honest, I'm not going to sit here and act like I'm perfect! =Veritas= Posted by: yanra May 19 2004, 08:44 AM I'd like to do it on a tennis court with the stands full. Ace. Point. Set. Match. Veritas, you are a naughty boy. How come I didn't have as much fun as a Catholic? Posted by: =Veritas= May 19 2004, 09:14 AM Yanra, Probably because you didn't know me... LOL! =Veritas= Posted by: woodsmoke May 19 2004, 09:04 PM Damn V, now ya' gone and made me jealous! By the way, nice avatar Yanra.... Posted by: formerfundie May 19 2004, 10:07 PM Careful V - BIG BRO might be watching, LOL From my observation of your previous posting and although you might not like to really admit it - you're more of a heathen than you'd like to think, LOL. Thanks for sharin' your humanity with us. FF Posted by: =Veritas= May 20 2004, 12:54 PM QUOTE (Woodsmoke) Damn V, now ya' gone and made me jealous! Sorry Woodsmoke! You'll have your time, soon enough my friend...soon enough. QUOTE (FormerFundie) Careful V - BIG BRO might be watching, LOL From my observation of your previous posting and although you might not like to really admit it - you're more of a heathen than you'd like to think, LOL. Thanks for sharin' your humanity with us. LOL! God was watching, but fortunately my actions won't be counted against me. (Sorry, little bit of my fundie side spilling out there)... Heathen? Not quite, since I do believe in the Christian God. Sinner? Yes, totally! I'm a mere man, capbable of anything that anyone else is capable of. The only difference is that I'm forgiven (CRAP! There it is again...sorry 'bout that, I hate it when that happens... ). Thanks for your compliments FF, it really means a lot to me. =Veritas= Posted by: Cerise May 20 2004, 08:40 PM I totally object to Veritas getting more sex then I do. Posted by: Fweethawt May 20 2004, 08:57 PM Of course, we are all quite well aware of the fact that fundies just love to exaggerate at the expense of truth. Gotcha Veritas! Posted by: jjacksonRIAB May 21 2004, 10:59 PM QUOTE (Cerise @ May 20 2004, 08:40 PM) I totally object to Veritas getting more sex then I do. *Jots down in tomes of future orgies...* Objection duly noted and logged. Situation will be rectified... Posted by: Quicksand May 22 2004, 11:46 AM QUOTE (Cerise @ May 20 2004, 08:40 PM) I totally object to Veritas getting more sex then I do. lol _________________________________ Just remember the another. At work with my intern who is 10 years than I am. Dirty boy I know. It was fun tho cause we would both get soooo horny at the same time and as being her seniour in the firm, i just had to show her just how firm I was. lol Posted by: Quicksand May 22 2004, 01:06 PM QUOTE (reach @ May 18 2004, 04:41 PM) QUOTE (Quicksand @ May 18 2004, 06:59 PM) any car has done for me in the past too. heheh Just have to watch out for the hood ornament, right? yao! yes! lol. that could hurt....or help depending on size and shape of the ornament. hehehe Posted by: yanra May 22 2004, 04:27 PM On the steps of the Catholic Church. Posted by: Quicksand May 22 2004, 06:22 PM QUOTE (yanra @ May 22 2004, 04:27 PM) On the steps of the Catholic Church. why yanra you naughy naughty naughty girl you sweet! Posted by: chrome May 22 2004, 09:14 PM QUOTE (yanra @ May 22 2004, 05:27 PM) On the steps of the Catholic Church. Gives a new meaning to the phrase "Oh God... Oh Jesus... Oh God... OH... GODDDDDD!" Posted by: YoungInFaithlessness May 23 2004, 08:54 PM in a church would be cool Posted by: Doug2 May 24 2004, 08:58 PM We should all pitch in and rent a church for a "prayer meeting" and have an included orgy. Posted by: YoungInFaithlessness May 24 2004, 09:31 PM Thats a great idea! Posted by: chrome May 24 2004, 11:20 PM QUOTE (Doug2 @ May 24 2004, 09:58 PM) We should all pitch in and rent a church for a "prayer meeting" and have an included orgy. I get to be an altar boy! *jumps around with excitement* Posted by: Fweethawt May 24 2004, 11:25 PM QUOTE (chrome @ May 25 2004, 03:20 AM) QUOTE (Doug2 @ May 24 2004, 09:58 PM) We should all pitch in and rent a church for a "prayer meeting" and have an included orgy. I get to be an altar boy! *jumps around with excitement* And just what would you do in your particular role? If you're going to be true to the part, you'll probably just walk around as if nothing out of the ordinary is happening. (I know, that was just wrong. Shame on me.) Posted by: YoungInFaithlessness May 25 2004, 09:37 PM LOL!!!! Posted by: woodsmoke May 25 2004, 09:40 PM I once knew a girl who said she wants to do it on the back pew of the local church her first time. At the time I was still a drone, so my response was "as the lightning bolts come rainin' down..." Now that I think about it, I think it would be a lot of fun. I think Dennis will agree here though--the podium would probably be more fun. Posted by: YoungInFaithlessness May 25 2004, 10:32 PM how about in the baptism water!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: woodsmoke May 25 2004, 10:41 PM Boy, that's givin' me truly unholy ideas! What do you think, Dennis? Those baptismal fonts always were nice and warm, like a small jacuzzi. Doin' the dirty in one of them must be absolutely sublime! Posted by: YoungInFaithlessness May 25 2004, 10:54 PM QUOTE (woodsmoke @ May 26 2004, 02:41 AM) Boy, that's givin' me truly unholy ideas! my thoughts exactly! Posted by: Fweethawt May 25 2004, 11:16 PM QUOTE (YoungInFaithlessness @ May 26 2004, 02:32 AM) how about in the baptism water!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!!!!!!!! Now that's just wrong! The reason I say this is, at first thought, I wasn't thinking of the pool that is in most churches since I was raised Catholic. I was thinking about those little bowls mounted to the walls next to the doors that you dip your finger in before you do the sign of the cross thingy. Then I was thinking, a new designer Monica Lewinski fad! Never mind. Carry on! Posted by: YoungInFaithlessness May 25 2004, 11:26 PM that would kind of be hard to do it in those little bowls mounted to the walls next to the doors that you dip your finger in before you do the sign of the cross thingy, dontcha think? Posted by: Fweethawt May 26 2004, 12:15 AM QUOTE (YoungInFaithlessness @ May 26 2004, 03:26 AM) that would kind of be hard to do it in those little bowls mounted to the walls next to the doors that you dip your finger in before you do the sign of the cross thingy, dontcha think? FLING! SPLAT! DIP! DAB! EWWW! If you were serious about it Young, you'd get it in there one way or the other. Posted by: formerfundie May 26 2004, 09:18 AM QUOTE (Fweethawt @ May 25 2004, 11:16 PM) I was thinking about those little bowls mounted to the walls next to the doors that you dip your finger in before you do the sign of the cross thingy. I never was comfortable with those damn little bowls! That whole dip your finger in and genuflect thang was weird. Posted by: YoungInFaithlessness May 26 2004, 10:07 AM QUOTE (Fweethawt @ May 26 2004, 04:15 AM) QUOTE (YoungInFaithlessness @ May 26 2004, 03:26 AM) that would kind of be hard to do it in those little bowls mounted to the walls next to the doors that you dip your finger in before you do the sign of the cross thingy, dontcha think? FLING! SPLAT! DIP! DAB! EWWW! If you were serious about it Young, you'd get it in there one way or the other. well I can't argue with you there! Posted by: Muggy Knubber May 27 2004, 11:07 AM I remember this one time, I did it with this girl in my bed in the missionary position with the lights off. Man. That was soooooo krazee! Posted by: Doug2 May 27 2004, 01:45 PM QUOTE (Muggy Knubber @ May 27 2004, 12:07 PM) I remember this one time, I did it with this girl in my bed in the missionary position with the lights off. Man. That was soooooo krazee! Sick man. Sick. That is not appropriate for this board. You make me sick. I'll vomit all day now I'm sure. Posted by: phoenix May 27 2004, 04:52 PM hrm... i'm fairly normal and boring my wildest... department store dressing room Posted by: mandylibra1979 May 27 2004, 06:54 PM QUOTE (Muggy Knubber @ May 27 2004, 03:07 PM) I remember this one time, I did it with this girl in my bed in the missionary position with the lights off. Man. That was soooooo krazee! muggy is too funny! Posted by: chrome May 28 2004, 09:00 PM QUOTE (Doug2 @ May 27 2004, 02:45 PM) QUOTE (Muggy Knubber @ May 27 2004, 12:07 PM) I remember this one time, I did it with this girl in my bed in the missionary position with the lights off. Man. That was soooooo krazee! Sick man. Sick. That is not appropriate for this board. You make me sick. I'll vomit all day now I'm sure. You tell him Doug! If it doesn't involve leather, hot wax and a 10lb. jar of mustard, it's just not appropiate for this forum. Posted by: phoenix May 28 2004, 09:58 PM QUOTE (chrome @ May 29 2004, 12:00 AM) QUOTE (Doug2 @ May 27 2004, 02:45 PM) QUOTE (Muggy Knubber @ May 27 2004, 12:07 PM) I remember this one time, I did it with this girl in my bed in the missionary position with the lights off. Man. That was soooooo krazee! Sick man. Sick. That is not appropriate for this board. You make me sick. I'll vomit all day now I'm sure. You tell him Doug! If it doesn't involve leather, hot wax and a 10lb. jar of mustard, it's just not appropiate for this forum. is it all right to substitute other condiments if we don't like mustard? Posted by: formerfundie May 28 2004, 10:12 PM That is a VERY GOOD QUESTION! Posted by: Fweethawt May 28 2004, 11:25 PM Speaking of condiments and other things, I have another little real-life story to add to this thread. There is a lady that I work with, who recently completed several sessions of hypnosis in order to help her stop smoking and to help calm her temper down. Prior to her first session, she didn't want anyone to even talk to her about her upcoming treatment because she was very afraid of the fact that the hypnotist could draw any information out of her that he wanted to while she was under. Well, I couldn't help it. I grabbed both of her shoulders, looked her right in the eyes and said, "<her name>, your favorite sex toys are peanut butter and cabbage!" Her eyes got as big as saucers, and she just blurted out some very choice words for me, after which, we both busted out laughing! The funny thing is, she spent quite a bit on this treatment, she still smokes, and is still one of the most temperamental people we have working there. Posted by: Muggy Knubber May 29 2004, 07:02 AM QUOTE (phoenix @ May 28 2004, 09:58 PM) QUOTE (chrome @ May 29 2004, 12:00 AM) QUOTE (Doug2 @ May 27 2004, 02:45 PM) QUOTE (Muggy Knubber @ May 27 2004, 12:07 PM) I remember this one time, I did it with this girl in my bed in the missionary position with the lights off. Man. That was soooooo krazee! Sick man. Sick. That is not appropriate for this board. You make me sick. I'll vomit all day now I'm sure. You tell him Doug! If it doesn't involve leather, hot wax and a 10lb. jar of mustard, it's just not appropiate for this forum. is it all right to substitute other condiments if we don't like mustard? 1000 Island dressing is an acceptable substitute. Posted by: phoenix May 29 2004, 03:48 PM QUOTE (Muggy Knubber @ May 29 2004, 10:02 AM) QUOTE (phoenix @ May 28 2004, 09:58 PM) QUOTE (chrome @ May 29 2004, 12:00 AM) QUOTE (Doug2 @ May 27 2004, 02:45 PM) QUOTE (Muggy Knubber @ May 27 2004, 12:07 PM) I remember this one time, I did it with this girl in my bed in the missionary position with the lights off. Man. That was soooooo krazee! Sick man. Sick. That is not appropriate for this board. You make me sick. I'll vomit all day now I'm sure. You tell him Doug! If it doesn't involve leather, hot wax and a 10lb. jar of mustard, it's just not appropiate for this forum. is it all right to substitute other condiments if we don't like mustard? 1000 Island dressing is an acceptable substitute. but... but.. i only like ranch dressing! Posted by: Muggy Knubber May 29 2004, 08:41 PM QUOTE (phoenix @ May 29 2004, 03:48 PM) QUOTE (Muggy Knubber @ May 29 2004, 10:02 AM) QUOTE (phoenix @ May 28 2004, 09:58 PM) QUOTE (chrome @ May 29 2004, 12:00 AM) QUOTE (Doug2 @ May 27 2004, 02:45 PM) QUOTE (Muggy Knubber @ May 27 2004, 12:07 PM) I remember this one time, I did it with this girl in my bed in the missionary position with the lights off. Man. That was soooooo krazee! Sick man. Sick. That is not appropriate for this board. You make me sick. I'll vomit all day now I'm sure. You tell him Doug! If it doesn't involve leather, hot wax and a 10lb. jar of mustard, it's just not appropiate for this forum. is it all right to substitute other condiments if we don't like mustard? 1000 Island dressing is an acceptable substitute. but... but.. i only like ranch dressing! What kind of psychotic freak uses ranch? Twisted. Very twisted. I suppose next you'll say rolling around in bacon bits while covered in ranch is acceptable, too. Posted by: phoenix May 29 2004, 09:29 PM QUOTE (Muggy Knubber @ May 29 2004, 11:41 PM) QUOTE QUOTE 1000 Island dressing is an acceptable substitute. but... but.. i only like ranch dressing! What kind of psychotic freak uses ranch? Twisted. Very twisted. I suppose next you'll say rolling around in bacon bits while covered in ranch is acceptable, too. it's only acceptable if the soy bacon bits are used. and no low-fat ranch dressing! Posted by: Muggy Knubber May 31 2004, 08:02 AM I'm glad I've found something I can agree with you about. Powered by Invision Power Board (http://www.invisionboard.com) © Invision Power Services (http://www.invisionpower.com) |