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Posted by: raineshower Jul 7 2004, 08:31 AM
Lay out in the sun
Sleep
Shower
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jul 7 2004, 08:40 AM
play twister
go swimming
make fuck
bungie jump
bathe
nap
Posted by: SuicydeAlley Jul 7 2004, 08:46 AM
Answer the door when the J dub's come a-callin'.
Posted by: nightbreeze Jul 7 2004, 08:46 AM
Things not to do:
Fry foods.
Tease strange dogs.
Pick your kids up at school.
Posted by: SuicydeAlley Jul 7 2004, 08:57 AM
LMAO@ teasing strange dogs
Posted by: sexkitten Jul 7 2004, 09:37 AM
QUOTE (nightbreeze @ Jul 7 2004, 08:46 AM)
Things not to do:
Fry foods.
Tease strange dogs.
Pick your kids up at school.
Play chase the mousy with a non-declawed kitten.
Posted by: Mad_Gerbil Jul 7 2004, 09:40 AM
Laundry?
Posted by: Killswitch Jul 7 2004, 10:43 AM
Admire your massive johnson.
Posted by: raineshower Jul 7 2004, 10:46 AM
Go horseback riding "ouch"
Use a belt SAnder.
Posted by: Doug2 Jul 7 2004, 11:10 AM
post on exchristian.net
Posted by: Quicksand Jul 7 2004, 11:11 AM
Search thru you sock drawer until you find the best one that fits the prescripted size requirement.
Posted by: fuct> Jul 7 2004, 01:19 PM
QUOTE (rainyday8169 @ Jul 7 2004, 08:40 AM)
make fuck
Posted by: Jaded Jul 7 2004, 02:16 PM
Look for your sunscreen
Go ice climbing (I have heard stories!)
Share the fact that you are nude with tellemarketers
I like the one about answering the door when the JWs come by. I used to just tell them I was busy cleaning the guns, but answering the door naked and telling them you are cleaning the guns....that has real potential.
Not to do...
If your a guy, running in the nude is not such a good idea. (happened to a friend of mine...ouch)
Posted by: Nivek Jul 7 2004, 04:33 PM
Sit in newly fenced backyard...
Knowing now that the busybodie xtian crone who ratted you out for sunbathing in a thong or speedo can't see you...
Have the boy go to friends house for evening, frollic in pool until something comes up and demands attention.
Oil the girls while they toast on a good hot day afterwork, give a massage to same outside
Invite friends over for some beers and sunshine. Pool after.
Then whatever might happen after.
Read a good novel
Watch the dogs chase the catZ and meeses off hacienda
See the contrails and wonder where they are going and wishing that I were on my way
Out on river in boat.. sunning totally sans clothing, feeling the rays and oil kiss the Hide of Fatman and Friends...
n
Posted by: fortunehooks Jul 7 2004, 05:06 PM
things to do when naked! i guess the response to that statement depends on the person. i for one,could do a lot of stuff in the nude,i have the body of an african king or zulu warrior. the problem is,the color of my lighter shaded skin,makes me more of a light colored welterweight boxer.
Posted by: BlueGiant Jul 7 2004, 07:30 PM
Quake nekkid.
Posted by: phoenix Jul 8 2004, 09:51 AM
QUOTE (Doug2 @ Jul 7 2004, 02:10 PM)
post on exchristian.net
i do that one daily
Posted by: phoenix Jul 8 2004, 09:55 AM
QUOTE (Jaded @ Jul 7 2004, 05:16 PM)
Share the fact that you are nude with tellemarketers
Posted by: Lokmer Jul 8 2004, 12:19 PM
take photos / be photographed
walk in the surf
play scrabble
-Lokmer
Posted by: biggles7268 Jul 8 2004, 12:49 PM
Things not to do naked:
Put up barbed wire fences
operate a weed whacker
ride a bull
pick up the soap in a prison shower
weld
Posted by: formerfundie Jul 8 2004, 12:55 PM
QUOTE (Doug2 @ Jul 7 2004, 11:10 AM)
post on exchristian.net
ummmm...was this a 'to do naked' for you or was it a 'to not do naked' for you? Could you clarify this please? Thanks.
Posted by: fuct> Jul 8 2004, 01:34 PM
QUOTE (phoenix @ Jul 8 2004, 09:55 AM)
QUOTE (Jaded @ Jul 7 2004, 05:16 PM)
Share the fact that you are nude with tellemarketers
I fucking love ebichu!, that anime is so funny!
Things i do naked:
sleep
workout
watch TV
Posted by: Quicksand Jul 8 2004, 02:15 PM
QUOTE (phoenix @ Jul 8 2004, 09:51 AM)
QUOTE (Doug2 @ Jul 7 2004, 02:10 PM)
post on exchristian.net
i do that one daily
nekkid?
Posted by: Nivek Jul 8 2004, 02:26 PM
Umm, who surfs ExC at home in their clothes?
Thought that nekkid was a given..
n
Posted by: sexkitten Jul 8 2004, 02:34 PM
QUOTE (Nivek @ Jul 8 2004, 02:26 PM)
Umm, who surfs ExC at home in their clothes?
Thought that nekkid was a given..
n
Depends on how cold it is.
Posted by: biggles7268 Jul 8 2004, 02:49 PM
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Jul 8 2004, 02:34 PM)
QUOTE (Nivek @ Jul 8 2004, 02:26 PM)
Umm, who surfs ExC at home in their clothes?
Thought that nekkid was a given..
n
Depends on how cold it is.
well I was doing it in the middle of a MN winter with the thermostat set to 50. so the cold excuse doesn't cut it with me
Posted by: phoenix Jul 8 2004, 03:09 PM
QUOTE (Quicksand @ Jul 8 2004, 05:15 PM)
QUOTE (phoenix @ Jul 8 2004, 09:51 AM)
QUOTE (Doug2 @ Jul 7 2004, 02:10 PM)
post on exchristian.net
i do that one daily
nekkid?
but of course!
Posted by: formerfundie Jul 8 2004, 04:46 PM
QUOTE (Nivek @ Jul 8 2004, 02:26 PM)
Umm, who surfs ExC at home in their clothes?
FF
Posted by: Grand Atheist Jul 8 2004, 07:59 PM
I'm afraid that if I sleep naked, someone (parents or siblings) will knock on the door while I'm asleep, and I'll forget to dress before I answer.
Posted by: Doug2 Jul 8 2004, 08:57 PM
QUOTE (Grand Atheist @ Jul 8 2004, 08:59 PM)
I'm afraid that if I sleep naked, someone (parents or siblings) will knock on the door while I'm asleep, and I'll forget to dress before I answer.
yeah, doesn't work so much when you live with family, or roommates.
And for the rest of you, if you had read the FAQ you would know that it is required to surf this site as nature birthed you. The birthday suit is the best suit of all.
Posted by: Nivek Jul 12 2004, 09:00 PM
QUOTE (biggles7268 @ Jul 8 2004, 02:49 PM)
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Jul 8 2004, 02:34 PM)
QUOTE (Nivek @ Jul 8 2004, 02:26 PM)
Umm, who surfs ExC at home in their clothes?
Thought that nekkid was a given..
n
Depends on how cold it is.
well I was doing it in the middle of a MN winter with the thermostat set to 50. so the cold excuse doesn't cut it with me
Sounds "nipple-ie"...
n
Posted by: Erik the Awful Jul 12 2004, 09:37 PM
Yeah. nipple-ie and shrinky dinky too.
I hate that.
Posted by: Merlinfmct87 Jul 17 2004, 04:51 PM
QUOTE (Doug2 @ Jul 8 2004, 08:57 PM)
QUOTE (Grand Atheist @ Jul 8 2004, 08:59 PM)
I'm afraid that if I sleep naked, someone (parents or siblings) will knock on the door while I'm asleep, and I'll forget to dress before I answer.
yeah, doesn't work so much when you live with family, or roommates.
And for the rest of you, if you had read the FAQ you would know that it is required to surf this site as nature birthed you. The birthday suit is the best suit of all.
The FAQ also excused Wizards.
Nice try though.
Merlin
Posted by: Lanakila Jul 18 2004, 07:18 PM
I had a bumpersticker on my car long ago that said: surf naked. This was long before computers became household electronics so it was talking about actual surfing on a surfboard.
Things I enjoy doing naked:
Showering
Skinny Dipping (its a given)
Chatting online
Posting online to forums
Having actual sex
Cuddling after having actual sex
Having cybersex
Having cybersex with videocam
(I know TMI folks)
Things I would do naked if I didn't have kids:
Walk around the house
Cook
Do household chores
So basically anything and everything, I would stay naked as much as possible if I didn't have kids and responsibilities.
Posted by: nightbreeze Jul 18 2004, 07:25 PM
Don't cook naked! At least don't fry anything in a skillet.
Posted by: Grand Atheist Jul 19 2004, 06:58 AM
QUOTE
Don't cook naked! At least don't fry anything in a skillet.
POP! SIZZLE! PING! PING! SHIT! SIZZLE...
Posted by: raineshower Jul 19 2004, 10:25 AM
You can do a handstand naked!
Posted by: Quicksand Jul 19 2004, 10:56 AM
QUOTE (phoenix @ Jul 8 2004, 03:09 PM)
QUOTE (Quicksand @ Jul 8 2004, 05:15 PM)
QUOTE (phoenix @ Jul 8 2004, 09:51 AM)
QUOTE (Doug2 @ Jul 7 2004, 02:10 PM)
post on exchristian.net
i do that one daily
nekkid?
but of course!
YAOOOW GET THE WOMAN A WEBCAM AND ME INTERNET ACCESS BACK AT HOME!!!!
Posted by: Quicksand Jul 19 2004, 12:54 PM
QUOTE (phoenix @ Jul 19 2004, 12:48 PM)
lol
i do i have a webcam, but i never use it....
well that's half way! when i move back to milwaukee i will be all set up again.
Posted by: woodsmoke Jul 19 2004, 03:40 PM
TMI nothing, Lana! If only I were older....
I'm with Lana; if it weren't for other folks livin' with me I'd do virtually everything nekkid.
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jul 24 2004, 01:59 PM
I just realized something. Maybe I shouldn't admit this but posting naked pics on the internet kinda gives me a little thrill......just a little one tho
Posted by: Lanakila Jul 24 2004, 05:30 PM
QUOTE (rainyday8169 @ Jul 24 2004, 04:59 PM)
I just realized something. Maybe I shouldn't admit this but posting naked pics on the internet kinda gives me a little thrill......just a little one tho
So Rainy you have a little exhibitionist in you. You are not alone btw. Glad some of the fellas seem to get the same thrill hehe.
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jul 24 2004, 05:49 PM
QUOTE (rainyday8169 @ Jul 24 2004, 01:59 PM)
I just realized something. Maybe I shouldn't admit this but posting naked pics on the internet kinda gives me a little thrill......just a little one tho
That gives me a thrill too when you do that, Rainy. As a matter of fact I got a Big thrill the last time you did that.
I like to do practically everything naked, but alas I have a male room mate who won't even wear short pants so he gets embarrassed if I am in my boxers.
Sunbathing
Strip Poker
Strip Twister
Strip Scrabble
Pretty much any game with stripping as the penalty
Skinny Dipping is the only way to swim
Walking in the woods outback of the house
Getting naked at a friends birthday party after a drunken contest of wet t-shirts and boxer shorts
Getting naked at the local neighborhood bar on a dare
Naked wild screaming sex at the drive-in movie with your first girlfriend
A second round with the first girlfriend on the hood of the car at the city lake while keeping an eye out for the police
Yet another naked round of bumping uglies with first girlfriend on top of a crypt in the local graveyard after midnight.
Naked at the late night drive through on a dare
Naked in the mosh pit, but wear you steel toes
Posing for an Old Timey Photo Valentines Strip Tease series with your wifes best friend as the photographer
And probably my favorite posing nude in figure drawing class in front of a bunch of freshman girls straight from a sheltered
life in christian homes
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jul 24 2004, 07:54 PM
QUOTE
Sunbathing
1 word SUNBLOCK (or is it 2 words?)
QUOTE
And probably my favorite posing nude in figure drawing class in front of a bunch of freshman girls straight from a sheltered
life in christian homes
I hated life drawing. It was the the worst of all the art classes. All our models were from the local homeless shelters and soup kitchens.
here's one of the regs. I have so many sketches of this guy. He told us his name was "Fortified Fred" on acounta his adiction to mad dag 20/20 and night train n all. He gave pervish glares and licked his lips and more than once the Instructor had to toss him a towel and/or a robe to cover up his homeless weenie. Fred likes modeling, not only did it pay 35 bucks but he got to expose himself to young girls without going to jail.
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jul 24 2004, 08:13 PM
We actually had nice looking models at North Texas State. We were all students and in good shape, clean, sober, etc. I was probably in the best shape of my life, due to heavy labor jobs. I was also shy socially but comfortable with my body. I mainly did it because a 3 hour class netted me a big wad of cash. The strange thing was that the naked person in the room had all the power. It made many people very uncomfortable to look at you at first. There was to be absolutely nothing sexual in nature talked about. When taking breaks we were required to cover up. I just found it interesting how squeamish many people were even with the models of their own sex, and down right acted as if you where a rock or table in order to be able to draw you, if you were of the opposite sex. They would never look you in the eye even to draw your face.
As far as taking the class I think I learned more about drawing from that one class than from any of the other art class I took.
Rainy, I am beginning to get the idea that you think I am a pervert, maybe I had better quit telling all my secrets
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jul 24 2004, 11:13 PM
You dont have to tell me secrets to make me think yer a pervert. I happen to already know that all people are perverts.
Once my friend Hope , who was Mormon, showed me that her mom had a diaphram and a HUGE black dildo in her top drawer.
I figured if strict, crabby Mormon ladies are a little bit pervish. Then everyone else must be pretty perveted in comparison.
So you see, I already thought you were a perv so there is no need to worry or to stop the telling of pervish secrets
I don't know why, but I like the "I'm jumping on your head" smiley. What is it supposed to mean tho?
And I asked before but no one answered me. What does the "robot arm grabs poor unsuspecting Mr Smiley Guy and brings him into the commode" smiley mean?
Posted by: woodsmoke Jul 24 2004, 11:35 PM
Hehehehehehe
There are two types of Mormons. Those that masturbate, and those that lie about it.
I don't think there is a meaning behind any of the emotes here, just something to be used whenever the urge is felt. My personal favorite is .
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jul 24 2004, 11:41 PM
yes the "poke you in face with a stick" smiley is a good one
I'm not sure about this one tho I really hate when strange men in public places hold their fingers up to their lips in a V shape and do that tongue wagging thing
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jul 25 2004, 05:57 AM
I suppose you are right in the sense that to be perverse just means to be contrary, although in modern usage it almost always has the meaning of an unusual, unnatural, or unlawful sexual obsession, practice, or fetish.
I personally think that the nudist who is open about their sexuality is less perverse than the high collared, skirt hem to the ground, Victorian lady. It's a matter of suppression and Newtonian Physics, for every action there's and equal and opposite reaction.
Thus extreme modesty promotes extreme titillation. In cultures where women go about bare breasted the teats are not considered overly erotic, but cover them in layers of cloth and lace with just a hint of cleavage and they take on an air of erotic mystery to be desired.
The Catholics. Mormons, Mennonites and others know what they are doing by suppressing sexuality. It insures manifold procreation to swell the numbers of the flock.
There is a Mennonite congregation in my area. I see them all the time in their modest mid shin calico dresses, hair in a tight bun. Many of the young have trouble finding mates due to their small numbers and strict lifestyle. There is one particularly statuesque muscular blonde I have noticed, who is apparently single and running her own farm. Whenever we meet she gives me coy sideways glances or bashful nods in response to my hellos. A few times I have seen her on her large riding mower, skirt hiked up, bare legged and bare footed. At these times she has looked me straight in the eye with a certain knowing directness, as is if to say " I know exactly what you are thinking." It gives me fantasies every time of raw animal sex in the hayloft. To dream of her long flaxen hair unfurled, the cherry topped wine sap apples of her ample breast unbodiced, skirt up around her waist revealing the pleasant pink pulchritude of her mons venus agash, filling the air with a melange of anima musk and new mown hay. It makes me hot just thinking about those strongly sinuous thighs wrapped around my back, her body rhythmically responding to my every ramming and retreat, her fingers become claws grasping my clinched buttocks. You see just mentioning it gets me snorting out obscene verse like a stallion to stud. Yeah they know exactly what the game is, but does my natural response make me a pervert or just a healthy male of the species?
A man I worked with told me I should marry one of them because they work hard, and though allowed few diversions, sex is however, not only allowed, but encouraged whole heartedly within marriage. I would consider it but for all I would have to give up to do so.
Posted by: woodsmoke Jul 25 2004, 07:42 AM
Hehehe, I've been told by all my friends that I need to find either a pervert or a pornstar, as they're the only ones not likely to balk at my wide range of ideas and fantasies.
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jul 25 2004, 09:42 AM
Arent the Mennonites much like the hedorites? (i dont know how to spell hedorite) We got a bunch of em here. they live in a colony. They don't make eye contact which always mekes me think they are up to something
I don't think gettin married to anyone is a good idea. ever.
Posted by: formerfundie Jul 25 2004, 11:11 AM
QUOTE
A few times I have seen her on her large riding mower, skirt hiked up, bare legged and bare footed. At these times she has looked me straight in the eye with a certain knowing directness, as is if to say " I know exactly what you are thinking." It gives me fantasies every time of raw animal sex in the hayloft. To dream of her long flaxen hair unfurled, the cherry topped wine sap apples of her ample breast unbodiced, skirt up around her waist revealing the pleasant pink pulchritude of her mons venus agash, filling the air with a melange of anima musk and new mown hay. It makes me hot just thinking about those strongly sinuous thighs wrapped around my back, her body rhythmically responding to my every ramming and retreat, her fingers become claws grasping my clinched buttocks.
DAMN!
Nice imagery you got going on here! Very well done.
FF
Posted by: chauncy Jul 25 2004, 11:49 AM
lol......nice imagery, to say the least. Consistently thought out as well.
My thoughts here may be subtley off topic, but yet right on target....if thats possible.
Anyways, a lot of the Fundies I've observed, seem to get married at a very young age. The reason for this,I've concluded, is so they can have sex!
Where as the first girl/guy they encounter and feel lust for, they marry. Sex before marriage has been drilled into them as being absolutely wrong, and a betrayl to thier Lord.
Also I think many a young person has been stricken with intense guilt over thier pre-marital relations. Out of some type of natural instinct for divulsion of evil acts, they sing like a bird to thier congregation about thier slippage into lust.
Pastors and fellow church members then capitalize on thier regression, where as a constant reminder of thier betrayl will keep them firmly planted in the church.
The funny part is, is that they marry young to have sex. Therefore the are marrying for lust! So the very thing that they combat is also the very motivation for thier male/female union under God's permission.
Seems odd.
Also I think that a lot of people leave the faith because of the way they may have been portrayed as a result of thier natural human desires. So being human is then, the exact thing they try to combat.....lol......good luck with that I say....hehehe
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jul 25 2004, 11:56 AM
QUOTE (rainyday8169 @ Jul 25 2004, 09:42 AM)
Arent the Mennonites much like the hedorites? (i dont know how to spell hedorite) We got a bunch of em here. they live in a colony. They don't make eye contact which always mekes me think they are up to something
I don't think gettin married to anyone is a good idea. ever.
Mennonites are reformed modern Amish. They do not live in colonies and they use modern conveniences. They do business with everyone, have jobs off the farm, etc. They even encourage their young to go out and live some life before they fully commit to the faith. Many of them are pascifist war resisters. My only objection to them is that once you are in they are very involved in your life, so that if you break the rules and don't repent, they may shun you. They have no TVs or radios, the only music is acapello. All home furnishings and clothes, et cetera, are plain. So I would not fit in more ways than not believing. I also could not listen to my music or do artwork of any sort, only utile crafts objects. Otherwise the ones around here anyway are very friendly.
I agree with you on the marriage thing Rainy, I do not see how it is anyones business what type of arrangement two people have. I do think that especially when there are children involved there is a need for legal/financial contracts for their protection, but that does not have to be marriage.
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jul 25 2004, 12:27 PM
Thanks, FF and Chauncy, for the compliment...I aim to please. I have been thinking about doing some writing on spec. Maybe I should think about erotic short stories or illustrated erotic comics, before I attempt to write the great american novel...
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jul 25 2004, 12:49 PM
you mean there is a difference between a great american novel and erotic comics???
who knew?
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jul 25 2004, 12:59 PM
I guess i spelled it wrong. this is what I found about them, I always assumed they were some sort of Amish, probably because the drige buggies and the way dress is very similar. The colony isnt far from here , I trade duck eggs for chicken eggs to them, I think they are very weird. The women never speak and no one make eye contact
Colony structure is strictly patriarchal, the men holding all the key positions, the most important being the senior elder or bishop. He provides all the spiritual leadership for his colony and presides over church sermons, marriages and funerals. Under him are a council or advisory board who are in charge of daily decisions and duties like banking and bill paying or distributing the work for all members over 15 years of age. One man is also assigned as German teacher, which remains the Hutterites first language.
A Hutterite colonys livelihood is centred primarily around diversified agriculture. The men are responsible for all the farm work. Certain members are elected as cattle boss, hog boss, chicken boss, garden boss, carpenter, plumber, blacksmith, etc. One or two other members are assigned as the bosses helpers. Women are expected to carry out all the domestic chores like cooking, baking, laundry, gardening, canning and of course child rearing and teaching in the colony kindergarten. The garden bosss wife is usually assigned as head cook. Women work in pairs and rotate jobs on a weekly basis. Meals are distributed in a communal dining area three times a day, men sitting in one section, women in another. Seating arrangements are organized by age.
Posted by: DanInPA Jul 25 2004, 03:43 PM
Two Amish women were peeling potatos.
They sat laboring in silence for a long while, when one of them, holding two potatos in one hand, suddenly looked up and said "Ooooh my!"
"Vhat is it?" asked the other.
"dese are chust like my husband Chakies!"
"So big??"
"No..........
So dirty!!!"
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jul 25 2004, 03:52 PM
QUOTE (rainyday8169 @ Jul 25 2004, 12:49 PM)
you mean there is a difference between a great american novel and erotic comics???
who knew?
You might be right. I am not sure it has been done yet, but with the mainstreaming of the adult movie industry and the dumbing down of the populous, maybe it is time for The Great American Illustrated Erotic Novel. I could even make the illustrations pop-ups or 3D...What do you think?
And in keeping with this thread I suppose I should write the whole thing while nude...
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jul 25 2004, 05:00 PM
LOL! way to cover all yer bases BeMuseMe.
I read raunch comics
I like cherry poptart I like to get out the colors(crayons, pens,chalk, pastels etc.) I color my cherry poptart comic books so she's a redhead. I dont really like blonde hair.
and yes, sometimes I do it in the nude
Posted by: woodsmoke Jul 26 2004, 12:15 AM
Chauncy, BeMe, Rainy; all of ya' have great points.
You're absolutely correct, Rainy. Like so many other things in our society, marriage is extraordinarily overrated.
I can state for a fact that a large (possibly majority) percentage of young Mormons get married almost exclusively so they can "righteously" get it on. Of course, the Mormon religion being as life-dominating as it is, and discouraging divorce as the Mormons do, these marriages usually stay together even after the two involved realize their decision was a bad one.
BeMe, I've thought the same thing about relationship labels for as long as I can remember. I've never understood why people insist on bothering with "boy/girlfriend," "going out," "making it official," and all the other stupid labels. If I feel physical attraction and affectionate emotions for a girl and she feels the same for me, we're going to show that in our behavior toward each other. When we're already spending a lot of time together and sharing mutual intimacy, I see no reason to then go through the motions of asking the girl out and "making it official." It's already clearly obvious to anyone with functional vision who's seen us together, so what does it matter?
That may very well have had a part in my lack of success in relationships throughout adolescence. All the girls in school always wanted that "official" (i.e. social) recognition of an intimate relationship between us, and I just can't wrap my mind around their reasons for desiring this. We know we care about each other, and as far as I'm concerned that's all that matters.
Oh yeah, and I'll repeat my earlier assessment of the thread topic. If I didn't live with another man who would be uncomfortable with such behavior, I'd do damn near everything naked.
Posted by: woodsmoke Jul 26 2004, 12:19 AM
Speaking solely for myself, I must say erotic comics are a dream come true.
Think about it! Geeks love erotica, geeks love comics; it's only natural the two should be combined!
The only thing better would be to have someone to share the comics with--and act out your own.
Posted by: whisper Jul 26 2004, 08:07 PM
I find I'm a bit lacking in this area. Aside from bathing and sex I can't think of a single thing I've ever done naked. Practically a virgin in that respect.
In fact, I find having sex partially clothed to be a real turn-on. Something very erotic about fabric floating over the skin...seeing peaks of flesh in motion.
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jul 26 2004, 08:15 PM
whisper:
QUOTE
I find having sex partially clothed to be a real turn-on. Something very erotic about fabric floating over the skin...seeing peaks of flesh in motion.
I agree
I also like the part where the remaining clothes get grabbed, tugged and pulled at
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jul 26 2004, 09:38 PM
QUOTE (rainyday8169 @ Jul 26 2004, 08:15 PM)
whisper:
QUOTE
I find having sex partially clothed to be a real turn-on. Something very erotic about fabric floating over the skin...seeing peaks of flesh in motion.
I agree
I also like the part where the remaining clothes get grabbed, tugged and pulled at
I have to agree with you ladies here. My wildest sexual moments have been while we were partially clothed. Something about the urgency and a partially unwrapped present made it hotter. Several of these times were in the out off doors which lent to the excitement as well. I think most men being visually stimulated, like all partially revealed womanly flesh peeking through lace, or hard nipples under silken fabric, garter belts with crotchless panties, unlacing of corsets, fishnet stockings, naked beautiful heart shape asses under cotton sun dresses,etc....hoo haa, I'm getting hard just thinking about these things...I guess I am a fetishist after all...
I like the summertime..when girls wear their dresses so high
you can see the sun on their fu....fu....fu....fu....fu....fu....faces
I like the summertime when the girls wear their dresses so low
you can see the sun on their ta....ta....ta...ta...ta...ta...tan skin
And its oooooooh so good...And its oooooooh so fine...in the summertime...doo-doo doot doot-doo in the summertime...
("In the Summertime" Side-B of "Wild Thang" by the Troggs )
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jul 26 2004, 09:42 PM
for some reason reading that post made me remember this
Mary had a little skirt, twas slit right up the side
And everytime that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt, twas slit right up the front..............
she didnt wear that one very often.
Posted by: Fweethawt Jul 26 2004, 09:46 PM
QUOTE (BeMuseMe @ Jul 27 2004, 01:38 AM)
("In the Summertime" Side-B of "Wild Thang" by the Troggs )
Are you talking about the old 45 with the song "Wild Thing" on it? 'cause my mother has that one, and I don't remember the summer tune being on the other side.
Perhaps it's a variant?
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jul 26 2004, 10:50 PM
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Jul 26 2004, 09:46 PM)
QUOTE (BeMuseMe @ Jul 27 2004, 01:38 AM)
("In the Summertime" Side-B of "Wild Thang" by the Troggs )
Are you talking about the old 45 with the song "Wild Thing" on it? 'cause my mother has that one, and I don't remember the summer tune being on the other side.
Perhaps it's a variant?
I am not certain Fwee as I have it on an anthology from the record label years after the fact.
Damn Fwee, good catch...I was more than a decade off.
1966
Wild Thing b/w From Home
1977
Feeling For Love b/w Summertime
Posted by: Quicksand Jul 29 2004, 01:33 PM
QUOTE (rainyday8169 @ Jul 26 2004, 09:42 PM)
for some reason reading that post made me remember this
Mary had a little skirt, twas slit right up the side
And everytime that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt, twas slit right up the front..............
she didnt wear that one very often.
Mary McGreggor - she was a pretty whore
Always greet you with a smile and never lock her door
And on the day that she did die
All the men in town did weep
for Mary McGreggor -
Finally got some sleep
The Flogging Mollys
Posted by: shinchy Jul 29 2004, 07:53 PM
House cleaning.
Doing calligraphy on somone (a la Pillow Book)
Write on someone with a fountain pen.
Write on myself wiith a fountain pen.
Read.
Write a story.
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jul 29 2004, 08:09 PM
QUOTE (shinchy @ Jul 29 2004, 07:53 PM)
House cleaning.
Doing calligraphy on somone (a la Pillow Book)
Write on someone with a fountain pen.
Write on myself wiith a fountain pen.
Read.
Write a story.
so I take it you like to write?
Posted by: shinchy Jul 29 2004, 08:25 PM
QUOTE (rainyday8169 @ Jul 29 2004, 09:09 PM)
QUOTE (shinchy @ Jul 29 2004, 07:53 PM)
House cleaning.
Doing calligraphy on somone (a la Pillow Book)
Write on someone with a fountain pen.
Write on myself wiith a fountain pen.
Read.
Write a story.
so I take it you like to write?
Yes, I do
I've been working on a long story about the Gold Lady. She's fabulous and the narrator fancies himself her confidante.
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jul 29 2004, 08:33 PM
is there any killing or sick twisted fetish type criminal behavior in the story? I love that shit, I read a lot of true crime. I'll read just about anything but romance novels. I do prefer nonfiction to novels but when I was in reform school I learned that any read no matter how cheezy, will take you away from wherever you are and sometimes I really need that.
Can I read your story when it's done?
Posted by: shinchy Jul 29 2004, 09:05 PM
QUOTE (rainyday8169 @ Jul 29 2004, 09:33 PM)
is there any killing or sick twisted fetish type criminal behavior in the story? I love that shit, I read a lot of true crime. I'll read just about anything but romance novels. I do prefer nonfiction to novels but when I was in reform school I learned that any read no matter how cheezy, will take you away from wherever you are and sometimes I really need that.
Can I read your story when it's done?
The narrator is a mental patient and he gets molested by his psychiatrist. He doesn't know what going on exactly but one of his hospital inmates sees whats going on. While he's trying to deal with this stuff, he starts drawing pictures of the Gold Lady and imagines what kind of person she is.
In the second story, she drives down to San Diego from Santa Monica and kicks the doctor's ass!
The early stories and drawings are on the website in my signature. I need to update the site as the first two were written three years ago and the idea just won't go away (hence newer stories being written over the past couple of years).
Posted by: shinchy Jul 29 2004, 09:08 PM
http://www-rohan.sdsu.edu/~evanss/Benny_Narrator/
I noticed the link in the signature did not click so here it is.
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