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Posted by: sexkitten Oct 27 2004, 09:00 AM
This is a game sort of like This or That. Answer the riddle given by the person above, and then provide your own riddle for the next person to answer.

If it helps you get in the mood, pretend you are in a dark cave, separated from your companions, and about to be eaten by your riddling partner. GONZ9729CustomImage1539775.gif

Note: "What do I have in my pocketsessss" (or purse, or pants, or coffee mug, or lunch box) are not acceptable riddles. PageofCupsNono.gif

I'll start us off with a relatively easy one...

WHO AM I?

* I have fallen & I can’t get up.
* Songs have been sung about me by those who gather no moss.
* Death & sin live at my home.
* My dwelling is complete pandemonium.
* I am the first rebel

Posted by: daneelolivaw Oct 27 2004, 09:05 AM
Errr... Um... could it be Lucifer aka Satan aka The Devil aka Prince of Darkness aka The Beast?

Who Am I?

* Overacheiver
* Middle Child
* Love cartoons, schoolwork, and horses
* Touch of jaundice and persistant bad hair

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 27 2004, 09:56 AM
Lisa Simpson.

I am taken from a mine, enclosed in a wooden case from which I am never released, and am used by most children.

What am I?

Posted by: daneelolivaw Oct 27 2004, 10:42 AM
Graphite. And it is so removed, if only in small amounts at a time! WendyDoh.gif


Who Am I?

I am a highly active, hairless rodent with no fear of cats.


Posted by: sexkitten Oct 27 2004, 10:54 AM
Hmmm.... did you mean hairless, or tailless?

Posted by: daneelolivaw Oct 27 2004, 11:27 AM
Hairless. In rarer circumstances, tailless too.

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 27 2004, 11:38 AM
Oh, hell.... I'm pretty sure you're NOT talking about hairless cavies or newborn rats....

(retracting my stab in the dark for another stab in the dark)

I was thinking Reepicheep b/c of the "not afraid of cats" thing, but I'm almost certain he is described as having brown fur.

so.... Emm Eye See???


I am long
I roar when I move
I breathe steam

What am I?

Posted by: Lokmer Oct 27 2004, 12:11 PM
A Steam-engine freight train.


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A mad king made me
Another used me, for the Gods all bow to me
They sing my music
They wield my sword
I am the original Lord of the Ring

Who am I?



-Lokmer

Posted by: daneelolivaw Oct 27 2004, 01:05 PM
I presume the answer to Lokmer's riddle is "Wagner."

I understand my little riddle is causing consternation.
Here's a re-stating that should shed a little light....

I travel all day, but get virtually nowhere.
I blink with one red eye
I do a lot of surfing while hanging out at my pad.
Hairless, I must surely be the one rodent to fear no cat.

lmao_99.gif

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 27 2004, 01:06 PM
A computer mouse????

Wendybanghead.gif Wendybanghead.gif Wendybanghead.gif Wendybanghead.gif

Posted by: Lokmer Oct 27 2004, 01:19 PM
Yes, it was Wagner.

As the last person to answer correctly on the first try, I think it's your turn again, daneel happydance.gif
-Lokmer

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 27 2004, 01:26 PM
//playing out of turn//

I am big
I am getting bigger
There is nothing outside of me
I am gassy

What am I?

Posted by: daneelolivaw Oct 27 2004, 01:47 PM
The Universe.

(this doesn't mean I'll have to play twice, does it? KatieHmm.gif )


OK, how 'bout a Haiku

The pearl lady slips
Into our shadow, hiding
Her radiant face

Posted by: Lokmer Oct 27 2004, 02:04 PM
The moon - particularly a new moon or lunar eclipse


-------------

As marbles to a planet
so am I to my brilliance
the smallest of things
brining life to the world
bits of destruction creating life
in a dance of attraction and expulsion

What am I?

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 27 2004, 02:12 PM
atom

A teacher and miracle worker,
Said to be born in late December,
Mother a virgin,
Had twelve apprentices,
Died and was reborn,
Persia.

Posted by: daneelolivaw Oct 27 2004, 02:31 PM
Well, as long as we're throwing softballs,
Jesus.
What's Persia got to do w/ it, though? Wendytwitch.gif

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From me wafts a perfume,
Yet I am bitter
I move among nobility and captains,
I'd as happily scald as sooth: avoid me 'til I cool down.

Posted by: Lokmer Oct 27 2004, 02:38 PM
QUOTE (daneelolivaw @ Oct 27 2004, 02:31 PM)
Well, as long as we're throwing softballs,
Jesus.
What's Persia got to do w/ it, though? Wendytwitch.gif

----------

Actually, it's Mithra.

However, to be accurate, Mithra was not born of a virgin woman, but of a virgin goddess (the earth - in a cave - out of a rock). Also, he taught in the temple at 12, but whether he had 12 labors or 12 disciples depends on whether you're talking the Roman version(which was syncretized with Pythagoras - which has disciples) or the Persian verison (which had the 12 labors).

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QUOTE

From me wafts a perfume,
Yet I am bitter
I move among nobility and captains,
I'd as happily scald as sooth: avoid me 'til I cool down.


your riddle has got me stumped - I'll have to go away and think for a bit.

-Lokmer

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 27 2004, 03:01 PM
Lokmer is correct on my riddle. Mithras is a Persian dying/rising god-man myth dating from around 1400 BC. I don't believe that it is the oldest - the Egyptian ones date much further back.

Hmmmm..... Fragrant, bitter, captains, scald and soothe?

Earl Grey Tea?

FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

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Was once a symbol of fertility and sexuality
Now token of innocence
Color is always pure white,
but also always yellow & red
The fragrance is its name
The fragrance is a color.

What is it?

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 27 2004, 03:54 PM
Edited the above because it was too obscure...

hopefully this makes more sense

(and, yes it is revenge for the mouse, daneel. lmao_99.gif )

Posted by: Fweethawt Oct 27 2004, 08:28 PM
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Oct 27 2004, 05:26 PM)
//playing out of turn//

I am big
I am getting bigger
There is nothing outside of me
I am gassy

What am I?

Kitty, when I read this, I was thinking
of an egotistical fart.


I have nothing to contribute to this thread.
This just isn't my thing. Wendyshrug.gif

Carry on. KatieHmm.gif

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 27 2004, 09:52 PM
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Oct 27 2004, 08:28 PM)
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Oct 27 2004, 05:26 PM)
//playing out of turn//

I am big
I am getting bigger
There is nothing outside of me
I am gassy

What am I?

Kitty, when I read this, I was thinking
of an egotistical fart.


I have nothing to contribute to this thread.
This just isn't my thing. Wendyshrug.gif

Carry on. KatieHmm.gif

Egotistical fart. LOL!

lmao_99.gif

Have I ever told you, Fwee, that you are one of my very favoritest threadjackers? wub.gif

Posted by: Fweethawt Oct 28 2004, 12:56 AM
Nope.

Not until now.... user posted image

Posted by: daneelolivaw Oct 28 2004, 08:17 AM
I think the answer to Kitty's riddle is "Orange" or "Orange Blossom."

I haven't time to compose a stumper, so here's a low-ball:

Speedy,
You're blind without me.
Did you see me wave? No?
Well, I am a little particular.
Matthew 6:23

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 28 2004, 09:41 AM
Asimov's robot is correct, it was an orange blossom.

However, I am afraid geck's low-ball is stumping me this morning, and all I can come up with is "Speedy Gonzales gets Lasik surgery from God." Which, as I'm sure you all will agree, makes absolutely ZERO sense.

So, I'll just leave that riddle for someone else... FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

ETA- Thanks for adding the 3rd and 4th line *after* I abdicated! //growls//

Posted by: Lokmer Oct 28 2004, 02:15 PM
QUOTE (daneelolivaw @ Oct 28 2004, 08:17 AM)
Speedy,
You're blind without me.
Did you see me wave? No?
Well, I am a little particular.
Matthew 6:23

Light

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White and pale, gateway to heaven
Round and warm,
Tall and daunting
Between the towers I'm forward-falling
Stepping inside
The entrance to a womb

What am I doing?
------------

-Lokmer

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 28 2004, 04:51 PM
Walking into a gothic cathedral.

Give me a few minutes to come up with a new riddle.

Posted by: Khan Noonien Singh Oct 28 2004, 05:08 PM
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Oct 27 2004, 02:06 PM)
A computer mouse????

Wendybanghead.gif Wendybanghead.gif Wendybanghead.gif Wendybanghead.gif

I even got that one in ten seconds!

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 28 2004, 05:14 PM
QUOTE (Khan Noonien Singh @ Oct 28 2004, 05:08 PM)
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Oct 27 2004, 02:06 PM)
A computer mouse????

Wendybanghead.gif  Wendybanghead.gif  Wendybanghead.gif  Wendybanghead.gif

I even got that one in ten seconds!

Before or after she rewrote it?

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 28 2004, 07:25 PM
Okay, got a riddle now.

Warm liquid, divine drink
Food of the gods
Secret of monks
Grown in the tropics
Given by lovers
Eaten by many

What is it?

Posted by: Lanakila Oct 28 2004, 07:59 PM
Its chocolate, but it took me alot of guesses to get.


A place for children and adults to play.
Between a bun you'll find me
Crazy Rodent
Ponies on Parade
Sand between your toes

Where am I?

Posted by: Lokmer Oct 28 2004, 08:37 PM
Coney Island


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Some call me sweet cane, avoiding my true uses
For because of me did men sail the seas
And weave fine linnens
Speak in the tongue of angels
And see the face of God.
I open the door and let the music in
And my color brightens the world

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-Lokmer

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 28 2004, 09:09 PM
Marijuana

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I am commonly called a "rose"
Though in jest, and quite inaccurately.
I am said to bring strength, good luck, and courage.
I am loved throughout the world for my good taste.
(Except, perhaps, in certain Romanian villages)

What am I?


Posted by: Fweethawt Oct 29 2004, 01:32 AM
Is the answer, tea? Wendytwitch.gif

I really don't know... Wendyshrug.gif

I'm just guessin'. GONZ9729CustomImage1539775.gif


Okay,,, here's my riddle.... FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

Beat me with a stick,
and I'll love you for life.
Smack me with your dick,
and I'll make you my wife.
Eat me like a taco,
and I'll fly like a dove.
Invite your buddy Paco,
so all six of us can make love.


Posted by: sexkitten Oct 29 2004, 06:59 AM
Tea is *not* the correct answer.

And... Wendytwitch.gif I have no idea where to start with Fwee's riddle....

Posted by: daneelolivaw Oct 29 2004, 01:34 PM
The answer to Kitty's riddle is "Garlic."
Thanks for the "Romanian Villiages" clue. FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

Hey, since I got that one right, I get to make a new one. Sorry, Fwee - no clue on yours anyway!

I'm just a big kid
Who got stranded at an airport,
Survived a plane crash,
Chased a thief all over the world,
Rescued (some of) my men,
Struggled with insomnia,
And made friends with a space man.

Posted by: DoubleDee Oct 29 2004, 01:43 PM
Tom Hanks, I think.

I'll be back with a riddle.

Posted by: DoubleDee Oct 29 2004, 02:06 PM
I was born in Atlanta
My father was a pharmacist
I have traveled the world
I am over 100 years old
I have fancy script
I have claimed to cure many an ailment


What or who am I?

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 29 2004, 02:17 PM
Coca Cola.

Similarly, I shall return momentarily with a riddle. wicked.gif

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 29 2004, 02:34 PM
Don’t look!
I’m the hottest thing for miles
The world revolves around me
Many have called me a god
When I die, I will take it all with me.

What am I?

Posted by: DoubleDee Oct 29 2004, 02:39 PM
The sun
Be right back with a riddle

Posted by: daneelolivaw Oct 29 2004, 02:42 PM
The Sun.

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Kings posses me
Despots misuse me
Many pursue me,
Illuminating many,
Shocking those ungrounded in my nature,
I corrupt all that I touch


(sorry doubleDee - we crashed into eachother!)

Posted by: DoubleDee Oct 29 2004, 02:45 PM
Daneelolivaw, thats ok. I had to change a dirty diaper. I will save my riddle for next time.

Posted by: DoubleDee Oct 29 2004, 02:52 PM
Is it gold?


I sit at a desk all day long
I'm a fan of metal
I have teeth
yet no stomach

What am I?

Posted by: Lokmer Oct 29 2004, 03:14 PM
A staple remover


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Forget Moses - I know what it takes to make mountains of water
To sand clean the craggy face of the old man in the sea
Like a fist around a lemon
I know what heats the spas of the north
And moves mountains
And buries cities
And keeps hot the fires of hell
I know what it is that does these things....

Do you?
---------


-Lokmer

Posted by: daneelolivaw Oct 29 2004, 03:19 PM
The answer to my riddle is not Gold. happydance.gif
It is, I will warn you, a bit of a double-entendre.

Posted by: Lokmer Oct 29 2004, 03:29 PM
Daneel -

Electricity, right?
-Lokmer

Posted by: daneelolivaw Oct 29 2004, 03:40 PM
Close enough. "Power" was what I was looking for specifically.

Posted by: Lanakila Oct 29 2004, 08:55 PM
QUOTE (Lokmer @ Oct 29 2004, 06:14 PM)
A staple remover


-------------------

Forget Moses - I know what it takes to make mountains of water
To sand clean the craggy face of the old man in the sea
Like a fist around a lemon
I know what heats the spas of the north
And moves mountains
And buries cities
And keeps hot the fires of hell
I know what it is that does these things....

Do you?
---------


-Lokmer

Water?

was wrong--its the moon

Posted by: Fweethawt Oct 29 2004, 08:56 PM
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Oct 29 2004, 05:32 AM)
Okay,,, here's my riddle.... FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

Beat me with a stick,
and I'll love you for life.
Smack me with your dick,
and I'll make you my wife.
Eat me like a taco,
and I'll fly like a dove.
Invite your buddy Paco,
so all six of us can make love.

For those of you who wacked your pwitty wittle bwains over this one,
you would probably like to know that I didn't have an answer in mind
while I was typing that up..... GONZ9729CustomImage1539775.gif lmao_99.gif GONZ9729CustomImage1539775.gif

I just wanted to see what would happen. Wendytwitch.gif

Okay, I'm done threadjackin' here. LeslieLook.gif

Carry on. KatieHmm.gif

FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

Posted by: Lanakila Oct 29 2004, 09:16 PM
An easy one for those of us who aren't as good at this:

Insomnia is my way
I come from a place in Europe
But I do not reflect during my long nights
My thirst for knowlege is miniscule
Next to my hunger for hemoglobin
The continent of my birth has been racked by wars.

Who am I?



Posted by: SuicydeAlley Oct 29 2004, 10:16 PM
Dracula?

Posted by: Fweethawt Oct 29 2004, 10:24 PM
QUOTE (SuicydeAlley @ Oct 30 2004, 02:16 AM)
Dracula?

I think you got it....

DANG!! Wendybanghead.gif

It looks easy NOW!!! KatieHmm.gif


I couldn't figure it out. Wendyshrug.gif

Posted by: Fweethawt Oct 29 2004, 10:36 PM
Alright, here's a cool one. woohoo.gif

I bring you much amusement,
with the flick of my switch.
When stared at too long,
some can't help but twitch.
I can not do anything,
without the power of your hands.
If you let me run too long,
I cause discolored bands.



What am I?

Posted by: Lanakila Oct 29 2004, 11:50 PM
Alley got it right. Dracula it was.

Posted by: Lanakila Oct 29 2004, 11:52 PM
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Oct 30 2004, 01:36 AM)
Alright, here's a cool one. woohoo.gif

I bring you much amusement,
with the flick of my switch.
When stared at too long,
some can't help but twitch.
I can not do anything,
without the power of your hands.
If you let me run too long,
I cause discolored bands.



What am I?

A tv Fwee?

Posted by: Fweethawt Oct 30 2004, 12:02 AM
QUOTE (Lanakila @ Oct 30 2004, 03:52 AM)
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Oct 30 2004, 01:36 AM)
Alright, here's a cool one.  woohoo.gif

I bring you much amusement,
with the flick of my switch.
When stared at too long,
some can't help but twitch.
I can not do anything,
without the power of your hands.
If you let me run too long,
I cause discolored bands.



What am I?

A tv Fwee?

Close enough I guess.

I was thinking of a video game though.

twitching= seizures
discolored lines= picture tube getting ruined

Wendyshrug.gif

Posted by: Loren Oct 30 2004, 08:55 AM
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Oct 29 2004, 09:56 PM)
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Oct 29 2004, 05:32 AM)
Okay,,, here's my riddle.... FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

Beat me with a stick,
and I'll love you for life.
Smack me with your dick,
and I'll make you my wife.
Eat me like a taco,
and I'll fly like a dove.
Invite your buddy Paco,
so all six of us can make love.

For those of you who wacked your pwitty wittle bwains over this one,
you would probably like to know that I didn't have an answer in mind
while I was typing that up..... GONZ9729CustomImage1539775.gif lmao_99.gif GONZ9729CustomImage1539775.gif

I just wanted to see what would happen. Wendytwitch.gif

Okay, I'm done threadjackin' here. LeslieLook.gif

Carry on. KatieHmm.gif

FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

This one is just for Fwee.

I'm taller than my four neighbors, especially when they bow while I stand.
Like Ronald Reagan, I'm called the great communicator.
When I make my stand, I always make myself clear.
I'm a bird, but have no feathers.

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 30 2004, 05:31 PM
QUOTE (Loren @ Oct 30 2004, 08:55 AM)
This one is just for Fwee.

I'm taller than my four neighbors, especially when they bow while I stand.
Like Ronald Reagan, I'm called the great communicator.
When I make my stand, I always make myself clear.
I'm a bird, but have no feathers.


GONZ9729CustomImage1541245.gif

lmao_99.gif lmao_99.gif lmao_99.gif lmao_99.gif lmao_99.gif lmao_99.gif lmao_99.gif lmao_99.gif lmao_99.gif lmao_99.gif lmao_99.gif lmao_99.gif lmao_99.gif lmao_99.gif

Can I answer, or is only Fwee allowed to? FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

Posted by: Fweethawt Oct 30 2004, 07:35 PM
QUOTE (Loren @ Oct 30 2004, 12:55 PM)
This one is just for Fwee.

I'm taller than my four neighbors, especially when they bow while I stand.
Like Ronald Reagan, I'm called the great communicator.
When I make my stand, I always make myself clear.
I'm a bird, but have no feathers.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. LeslieLook.gif

This riddle stuff just isn't my thing. PageofCupsNono.gif

I read this stuff and my brain takes off in so many directions that I can't even begin to come up with an answer.Wendyshrug.gif

Now, I know that once somebody answers this I'm going to kick myself in the butt for not knowing the answer.

So Kitty, since this one was just for me, and I don't have a clue what the answer is, you go right ahead and let it rip. Cryotanknotworthy.gif

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 30 2004, 11:32 PM
We'll do the visual answer...

Posted by: sexkitten Oct 30 2004, 11:49 PM
Okay, now for a riddle...

I am a prep school student,
and a dazed spook lost in Europe
who stole my friend in Italy,
and a genius without a future.
A soldier, a heister, a gambler,
and an angel.

Who am I?

Posted by: Fweethawt Oct 30 2004, 11:56 PM
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Oct 31 2004, 03:32 AM)
We'll do the visual answer...
user posted image

Oh, I see how he is now..... KatieHmm.gif

That rotten sonovabitch flipped me off with a frikkin' riddle!

That's good.....

That's real good......

WendyDoh.gif

I'm tellin' Reach.


WAITAMINUTE!!!!!!

I know why he's pissed at me....

He probably tried all day long to try and come up with an answer for my answerless riddle.

That's it, isn't it Loren??

It is.


lmao_99.gif

Posted by: Lokmer Oct 31 2004, 03:28 AM
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Oct 30 2004, 11:49 PM)
Okay, now for a riddle...

I am a prep school student,
and a dazed spook lost in Europe
who stole my friend in Italy,
and a genius without a future.
A soldier, a heister, a gambler,
and an angel.

Who am I?

Matt Damon


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It builds empires
and unravels governments
It feeds the hungry
creating always more hunger
It gives light feet and swift
to go where they will for those who would,
and trails behind it a weight
that crushes human liberty
under the heel of its lust.


------------


-Lokmer

Posted by: Loren Oct 31 2004, 07:41 AM
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Oct 31 2004, 12:56 AM)
That rotten sonovabitch flipped me off with a frikkin' riddle!

That's good.....

That's real good......

WendyDoh.gif

I'm tellin' Reach.


WAITAMINUTE!!!!!!

I know why he's pissed at me....

He probably tried all day long to try and come up with an answer for my answerless riddle.

That's it, isn't it Loren??

It is.

lmao_99.gif

It is. wicked.gif

Posted by: Biggles7268 Oct 31 2004, 04:52 PM
QUOTE (Lokmer @ Oct 31 2004, 03:28 AM)
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Oct 30 2004, 11:49 PM)
Okay, now for a riddle...

I am a prep school student,
and a dazed spook lost in Europe
who stole my friend in Italy,
and a genius without a future.
A soldier, a heister, a gambler,
and an angel.

Who am I?

Matt Damon


---------------


It builds empires
and unravels governments
It feeds the hungry
creating always more hunger
It gives light feet and swift
to go where they will for those who would,
and trails behind it a weight
that crushes human liberty
under the heel of its lust.


------------


-Lokmer

I know the answer but can't think of a riddle to put up here. WendyDoh.gif

Posted by: Fweethawt Oct 31 2004, 11:24 PM
QUOTE (Loren @ Oct 31 2004, 11:41 AM)
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Oct 31 2004, 12:56 AM)
That rotten sonovabitch flipped me off with a frikkin' riddle!

That's good.....

That's real good......

WendyDoh.gif

I'm tellin' Reach.


WAITAMINUTE!!!!!!

I know why he's pissed at me....

He probably tried all day long to try and come up with an answer for my answerless riddle.

That's it, isn't it Loren??

It is.

lmao_99.gif

It is. wicked.gif

<<<in my best Bugs Bunny voice>>>

Heh-heh-heh, ain't I a stinkah? GONZ9729CustomImage1539775.gif

Posted by: Reach Nov 1 2004, 08:18 AM
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Oct 30 2004, 11:56 PM)
That rotten sonovabitch flipped me off with a frikkin' riddle!

That's good..... That's real good......

WendyDoh.gif

I'm tellin' Reach.

Dearest Buddy™ Fwee, consider Reach told.

As much as I hate to see you lured into your own well-devised trap, you deserve what Loren dished out and you know it. FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

Posted by: sexkitten Nov 1 2004, 02:36 PM
QUOTE (Lokmer @ Oct 31 2004, 03:28 AM)
It builds empires
and unravels governments
It feeds the hungry
creating always more hunger
It gives light feet and swift
to go where they will for those who would,
and trails behind it a weight
that crushes human liberty
under the heel of its lust

(after a morning of racking brain and banging it repeatedly against keyboard in frustration....)

Money.


(gives Lokmer props for "Most consistent stumper")
--------------------------------------------

And now, a riddle...

It soothes injured flesh
It preserves the ancients for today
It crumbles steely strength
And makes fade away that which destroys titans.

What is it?

Posted by: DoubleDee Nov 1 2004, 02:42 PM
Is it Ice?

Posted by: sexkitten Nov 1 2004, 02:44 PM
QUOTE (DoubleDee @ Nov 1 2004, 02:42 PM)
Is it Ice?

Nope. FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

Posted by: DoubleDee Nov 1 2004, 02:50 PM
Heat?

Posted by: sexkitten Nov 1 2004, 02:56 PM
Nope. wicked.gif

Posted by: SuicydeAlley Nov 1 2004, 02:59 PM
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Nov 1 2004, 02:36 PM)
It soothes injured flesh
It preserves the ancients for today
It crumbles steely strength
And makes fade away that which destroys titans.

Is it Time?

Posted by: sexkitten Nov 1 2004, 03:28 PM
No, not time.

Am editing the first line to make it more cle... er, correct. wicked.gif

Its cutting pain makes clean the flesh
It preserves the ancients for today
It crumbles steely strength
And makes fade away that which destroys titans.

Posted by: DoubleDee Nov 1 2004, 03:54 PM
Last guess. Is it salt?

Posted by: sexkitten Nov 1 2004, 03:58 PM
QUOTE (DoubleDee @ Nov 1 2004, 03:54 PM)
Last guess. Is it salt?

Yes! happydance.gif happydance.gif happydance.gif

You may now post a riddle. FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

Posted by: DoubleDee Nov 1 2004, 04:56 PM
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Nov 1 2004, 04:58 PM)
QUOTE (DoubleDee @ Nov 1 2004, 03:54 PM)
Last guess.  Is it salt?

Yes! happydance.gif happydance.gif happydance.gif

You may now post a riddle. FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

Thanks for fixing the first line, Sexkitten. Salt was the first thing I thought of but didn't make sense with the original first line FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

I have been worshipped by millions
I live in temples, palaces and shacks
Intelligent and scrupulously groomed
I will survive longer without water than a camel
My Fancy lil' kittens will grow big as a buck.

What am I?

Posted by: SuicydeAlley Nov 1 2004, 05:51 PM
Much better. Salt it is.

Posted by: Fweethawt Nov 2 2004, 12:19 AM
QUOTE (Reach @ Nov 1 2004, 12:18 PM)
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Oct 30 2004, 11:56 PM)
That rotten sonovabitch flipped me off with a frikkin' riddle!

That's good..... That's real good......

WendyDoh.gif

I'm tellin' Reach.

Dearest Buddy™ Fwee, consider Reach told.

As much as I hate to see you lured into your own well-devised trap, you deserve what Loren dished out and you know it. FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

Yeah but....

He did......

Uh!

I didn't mean to.....

Well he.....

He didn't hafta'....


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Oh never mind! Wendywhatever.gif

You're right.


FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

Posted by: daneelolivaw Nov 2 2004, 01:23 PM
QUOTE
I have been worshipped by millions
I live in temples, palaces and shacks
Intelligent and scrupulously groomed
I will survive longer without water than a camel
My Fancy lil' kittens will grow big as a buck.


A Lion, I think.
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Replicate, Rupture, Repeat ad naseum

What am I?

Posted by: DoubleDee Nov 2 2004, 01:32 PM
QUOTE (daneelolivaw @ Nov 2 2004, 02:23 PM)
QUOTE
I have been worshipped by millions
I live in temples, palaces and shacks
Intelligent and scrupulously groomed
I will survive longer without water than a camel
My Fancy lil' kittens will grow big as a buck.


A Lion, I think.
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Replicate, Rupture, Repeat ad naseum

What am I?

Sorry, it's not a lion. Try again.

Posted by: daneelolivaw Nov 2 2004, 01:53 PM
QUOTE
Sorry, it's not a lion. Try again.


A cockroach? Not sure about the Kittens reference if so...

Posted by: DoubleDee Nov 2 2004, 01:55 PM
No, It's not a cockroach.

A clue: A buck is the adult male of the kittens.

Posted by: sexkitten Nov 2 2004, 01:56 PM
QUOTE (DoubleDee @ Nov 1 2004, 04:56 PM)
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Nov 1 2004, 04:58 PM)
QUOTE (DoubleDee @ Nov 1 2004, 03:54 PM)
Last guess.  Is it salt?

Yes! happydance.gif happydance.gif happydance.gif

You may now post a riddle. FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

Thanks for fixing the first line, Sexkitten. Salt was the first thing I thought of but didn't make sense with the original first line FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

I have been worshipped by millions
I live in temples, palaces and shacks
Intelligent and scrupulously groomed
I will survive longer without water than a camel
My Fancy lil' kittens will grow big as a buck.

What am I?

I think I have it.

I was thinking of Egyptian cat worship and thus a lion or other species of African wildcat at first, too. But two things threw me: Cats drink LOTS of water, and big cats don't live in amongst humans.

So, my guess will be the Rat.

I will go create a new riddle if I can, while the good lady DD checks my answers. wicked.gif

Posted by: DoubleDee Nov 2 2004, 02:00 PM
Sexkitten,
You have figured out my RAT riddle Cryotanknotworthy.gif


Posted by: sexkitten Nov 2 2004, 03:45 PM
My answer is only two words,
To keep me, you must give me.

Posted by: DoubleDee Nov 2 2004, 04:04 PM
I'll take a stab at it.

Unconditional Love?

Posted by: sexkitten Nov 2 2004, 04:21 PM
Nope, but not too bad... wicked.gif

Posted by: DoubleDee Nov 2 2004, 04:33 PM
Unconditional Friendship?

Posted by: sexkitten Nov 2 2004, 04:45 PM
Nope.

Posted by: Reach Nov 3 2004, 10:01 AM
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Nov 2 2004, 12:19 AM)
QUOTE (Reach @ Nov 1 2004, 12:18 PM)
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Oct 30 2004, 11:56 PM)
That rotten sonovabitch flipped me off with a frikkin' riddle!
...you deserve what Loren dished out and you know it. FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

Yeah but....
You're right.
FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

happydance.gif I see that Challenger has taught you about Rule Number One.

Posted by: SuicydeAlley Nov 3 2004, 01:43 PM
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Nov 2 2004, 03:45 PM)
My answer is only two words,
To keep me, you must give me.

Self Respect?

Posted by: sexkitten Nov 3 2004, 02:08 PM
Hmm... no.

Let's try it with a slight edit:

My answer is two words,
To be kept, I must first be given.

Posted by: daneelolivaw Nov 5 2004, 11:37 AM
QUOTE
My answer is two words,
To be kept, I must first be given.


My word that's hard!

Wait, that's it! My Word!

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OK, I will now repeat my hopefully easy riddle:

If you're feeling a little bit glum
It may not have been too much rum
Without DNA
I'll still work all day
Replicate, Rupture, ad naseum

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Update, since no-one is getting this:
Try these as the third and fourth lines

Unsocial behavior?
I Kill all my neighbors!

Posted by: sexkitten Nov 5 2004, 08:43 PM
WendyDoh.gif

A virus?

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A collection of rings
None wanted by a bride
Loved by gallant sirs
Awaits a dagger's kiss


Posted by: Biggles7268 Nov 6 2004, 05:22 PM
chain mail

I'm cheating and not making up my own this time.


If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first.


Posted by: Lanakila Nov 6 2004, 08:58 PM
The Match


Will have to think up a riddle

Posted by: sexkitten Nov 12 2004, 05:17 PM
So, got a riddle yet? FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

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