Well, what can I say...that sort of thing is worthy of worship if anything is.
The question is, is your god good in bed, or is your god anything/anyone that's "good in bed?" If the latter, I must insist that you be careful when you're making burnt offerings to your favorite pillow...
Me thinks thou dost protest too much, my friend
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Now, as to Eccl's avatar, a quote is appropos:
"This is the story of the
Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Perhaps the most remarkable, certainly the most successful book, ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor. More popular than
The Celestial Home-Care Omnibus, better selling than
Fifty-Three More Things That You Can Do in Zero-Gravity, and more contraversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters:
Where God Went Wrong,
Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and
Who is this God Person Anyway?"And in many of the more relaxed civilizations on the outer eastern rim of the galaxy,
Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy has already supplanted the great
Encyclopaedia Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom. For although it contains much that is apocraphyl (or at least wildly inaccurate), it scores over the older, more pedestrian, work in two important respects. First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words
DON'T PANIC inscribed in large, friendly letters, on the cover." -Douglas Adams
-Lokmer
Last week, my god was "Great in Bed." 
