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Posted by: Rameus Oct 28 2004, 11:48 PM
I am bloody sick and tired of listening to Christian visitors blather on about how the Josephus account of Jesus is proof of his existence as a historical personage. They accuse us (repeatedly) of not countering this assertion with a proper rebuttal, but what they don't realize is that we have been there and done that 40 billion times before; and nobody feels like spending an hour pounding out a serious response. Well I have put on the monkey suit this evening and mashed my face into the keyboard enough times to wang something together that tastes like my particular flavor of lunacy. I have squeezed it into a jar, and am now serving it as Christ Kool Aid for all to enjoy or ridicule as appropriate.

*Attention Christian Apologists: From now until the end of days, please consider this thread to be a very brief overview of my opinion regarding the Josephus / historical Jesus reference argument.

-Rameus on the Testimonium Flavianum-

The brief account of Josephus referring to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ is at best a highly interpolated account, and at worst an absolute forgery. Many scholars today, Christian and otherwise formally support the veracity of this assertion. Indeed for many centuries, this was the prevailing view among the academic community. It was not until the discovery of a 10th century Arabic Christian version of the Josephus account that the fires of debate were rekindled, so to speak.

To many of us in the academic community, the Arabic manuscript does little to further the thesis that there was an original, authentic reference to the crucifixion of Christ made by Josephus. Should it be any surprise that the European Christian manuscripts use more distinctively Christian language than the Arabic version that is now extant? Christian apologists believe this difference in tone implies that the Arabic copy is much closer to the original work penned by Josephus in the 1st century. By theorizing that the Arabic version is the more original, they are able to shed many of the problems in the Josephus account like so many layers of snake skin. Not least of which is the tone of the Arabic account, which doesn’t contain the extreme Christian language of the Greek and Latin copies. Why would a pious Jew, a Pharisee even, refer to Jesus as the Christ and his movement as the truth? He wouldn’t, which is one of the main reasons why the academic majority has long considered the Josephus account to be a forgery. But with the discovery of the Arabic manuscript, the fundamentalists have decided to jam their toe back in the door, and reopen the discussion. They now propose that the Arabic account is the least mangled of all the copies, and that they all draw from a common, authentic source. This cute little thesis of theirs does little more than appeal to their favorite line of final defense: “It’s possible, and you can’t prove otherwise!” However as I intend to show, there is absolutely no reason to believe that the Arabic, Greek, and Latin copies of this text didn’t all come from the same forged manuscript(s) that Bishop Eusebius used (or produced) in the 4th century.

Josephus wrote Antiquities circa 90 C.E., approximately 50-60 years after the (alleged) death of Jesus Christ.

His (alleged) account reads:

QUOTE
"Now, there was about this time Jesus, a wise man, if it be lawful to call him a man, for he was a doer of wonderful works – a teacher of such men as receive the truth with pleasure.  He drew over to him both many of the Jews, and many of the Gentiles.  He was [the] Christ; and when Pilate, at the suggestion of the principal men among us, had condemned him to the cross, those that loved him at the first did not forsake him, for he appeared to them alive again the third day, as the divine prophets had foretold these and ten thousand other wonderful things concerning him; and the tribe of Christians, so named from him, are not extinct to this day.”
[Antiquities, Book XVIII, Chapter III:63-64]

As I have already stated, the original manuscripts of Josephus do not exist. More importantly, we do not have a single extant copy that was not written by Christian scribes many centuries later. The importance of this point should not be underestimated. If the history of Christian Europe shows us anything it is that the Christian church was willing to do just about anything to promote the prosperity and growth of their religion. People were murdered, books were burned, temples were sacked, and manuscripts were forged. These are the historical facts, and they are indisputable. What does this mean? First, it means that the Christians had ample opportunity to commit the forgery; all of the existing copies of Josephus were written by Christian scribes. Second, it means that the Christian church had a very clear motive to commit such forgery; the movement lacked a solid foundation in the historical record that could be used to rebut arguments presented against it by the many detractors of the day. Forging an account and attributing it to Josephus, the major Jewish historian for that time period, would lend enough credibility to the historicity of Jesus Christ to transform Christianity from a movement into a full blown religious phenomenon. Last and perhaps most important, the historical record shows us that the Christians were engaged in forgery and the suppression of rival literature during this time period. So it is certainly not unreasonable to assume that they might very well have utilized these same tactics to create the now famous Testimonium Flavianum. Motive, opportunity, and a prior record; now all we need is to find Christian fingerprints on the Testimonium Flavianum.

A cursory analysis of the Testimonium Flavianum is now in order. Josephus was an orthodox Jewish Pharisee; he never converted to Christianity. This fact is even acknowledged in the 2nd century writings of the early Christian apologist Origin. But after reading the Testimonium Flavianum, one can hardly imagine Josephus to have been a Jew. He quite unequivocally refers to Jesus as the Messiah, and that he taught the truth. It seems absurd to think that a Jewish Pharisee could be responsible for such remarks. But let us pretend for a moment that he did write them. If Jesus was the Messiah, if he was a doer of wonderful works, if he had truly risen from the grave on the third day, and if his religion was the truth as Josephus describes, why in the Hell did he remain an orthodox Jew? It simply doesn’t make sense. The language is entirely Christian; the most fitting explanation is that the account was written or interpolated by a Christian.

Another issue is that the Testimonium Flavianum does not fit in context with the passages preceding or following it. Josephus was dealing with problems regarding the Roman occupation of Jerusalem and the catastrophes that had befallen the Jews because of it. From a Jewish perspective the death of Christ was not a catastrophe, indeed if you believe the gospel accounts they saw him as a blasphemer of the lord and as such justly put to death according to the laws set forth by God in the Torah. However, if you are a Christian trying to insert this forged passage into Josephus' work many centuries later you would probably consider the death of Christ a Jewish catastrophe. In this context the passage again appears to be written not by a Jew but by a Christian.

The next problem with the Testimonium Flavianum is that NONE of the early Christian apologists quote from it. They quote from Josephus' other works regarding Jewish history, but not from the Testimonium Flavianum. Origin in particular should have quoted from this account were it available during his lifetime. He wrote the book Contra Celsum circa 225 C.E. and multiple apologies, quoting very heavily from the works of Josephus, including a very short passage in Book XX of the Antiquities:

QUOTE
“Festus was now dead, and Albinus was but upon the road; so he assembled the Sanhedrin of judges, and brought before them the brother of Jesus, who was called Christ, whose name was James…”
[Antiquities, Book XX, Chapter IX:200]

Why would Origin, who was desperate to prove the historicity of Jesus Christ to potential converts and to the detractors of the Christian religion, quote this extremely minor account that makes only a passing reference to Jesus and not quote the Testimonium Flavianum? What’s even more compelling is that Origin expressly stated that Josephus never accepted Jesus as the Christ. But very clearly in the Testimonium Flavianum, Josephus (allegedly) proclaims Jesus to be the Christ. It doesn’t take a PhD in astrophysics to deduce that Origin (and all of the other Christian apologists) had never seen this Testimonium Flavianum that was allegedly written by Josephus. But Origin was extremely familiar with the works of Josephus, quoting from several books of the Antiquities. How could Origin and the other early Christian apologists be entirely ignorant of the most important historical reference to Jesus Christ ever recorded, especially when they were quite familiar with the author and the very work that it was supposedly recorded in?

The first person to quote the Testimonium Flavianum was the Christian Bishop of Caesarea, Eusebius in the 4th century. Eusebius is considered by some academics, Catholic and otherwise, as the father of "pious fraud". The first Catholic authority to condemn the Eusebius reference to the Testimonium Flavianum as a forgery was Bishop Warburton of Gloucester (circa 1770). He said:

QUOTE
"This [the Josephus] account of Eusebius is a rank forgery, and a very stupid one, too."


It is extremely important to recall that the original manuscripts of the Josephus account do not exist. This is a critical point to consider because there was rampant forgery perpetrated by some of the original church fathers and later by the Catholic Church during the period. The Catholic Encyclopedia readily admits this today; they refer to it as "pious fraud".

To demonstrate this I will provide an example with a quote from the early Church father, Bishop of Corinth Dionysius (as recorded by Eusebius in the 4th century):

QUOTE
"When my fellow Christians invited me to write letters to them I did so. These the devil's apostles have filled with tares, taking away some things and adding others...Small wonder that some have dared to tamper even with the word of the Lord himself, when they have conspired to mutilate my own humble efforts."


Let us conclude with a brief summary of my analysis:

1. Opportunity: We have determined that the Christians had ample opportunity to forge the Testimonium Flavianum. All of the surviving copies were written by Christian scribes, and more importantly the first person to produce the Testimonium Flavianum was the Christian Bishop Eusebius 300 years after it was [allegedly] written by Josephus.

2. Motive: We have demonstrated that the early Christians had a very clear motive for perpetrating this forgery. Historical evidence for the existence of Jesus Christ was one of the critical elements they needed to expand their small cult into a widespread religion; and historical evidence was the one element they lacked. The writings of the early Christian apologists and even those of the New Testament clearly demonstrate this dilemma that confronted the early Christian church. These texts borderline on an obsession that worshippers should believe that Jesus Christ existed, that he was the Messiah, and that he died for their sins on the cross under Pontius Pilate. The Testimonium Flavianum addresses all three of these concerns.

3. Prior Record: There is a serious paradigm of forgery and suppression of rival literature perpetrated by the Christian church. In a more thorough study I would exhaustively demonstrate this paradigm; but in this limited discussion I have chosen to do little more than touch upon it. Readers should feel free to engage in further research for themselves.

4. Fingerprints: As has been demonstrated, the language, context, and style of the Testimonium Flavianum are entirely Christian. It is highly unlikely that a Jewish Pharisee like Josephus, would use such language when describing Jesus.

5. Circumstantial Evidence: The Testimonium Flavianum apparently fell out of the sky and into Bishop Eusebius’ lap in the 4th century, as no previous author, Christian or otherwise made any reference to it. Strangely enough, the Testimonium Flavianum was widely quoted after Eusebius made reference to it. Interesting how the Christians chose to ignore it before we have proof that it existed, but then quoted it frequently immediately after the evidence suggests that it might have been forged.

Taken individually, none of these points prove that the Testimonium Flavianum is a forgery. However, when taken together they do paint a compelling case for such a forgery to have taken place. Ask yourself this question:

If the Testimonium Flavianum is genuine, why is there so much evidence suggesting that the passage was forged entirely?

Rameus

Posted by: quicksand Oct 29 2004, 06:11 AM
Pin this. Required reading for any Seagull thickhead fundy xian visitor.

I printed this out and added it to my files.

Nice Rant Rameaus. Keep it up.

Posted by: maddogg4jesus Oct 29 2004, 07:24 AM
That's a good arguement. FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

Posted by: quicksand Oct 29 2004, 08:18 AM
QUOTE (maddogg4jesus @ Oct 29 2004, 07:24 AM)
That's a good arguement. FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

I'm sorry, but you are pathetic.

Posted by: Rachelness Oct 29 2004, 08:37 AM
Compelling indeed. Christians tend to reference Josephus constanly when asked for extra-biblical evidence of the existence of Jesus. Great rebuttal. LeslieLook.gif

Posted by: SmallStone Oct 29 2004, 08:42 AM
Thanks Rameus. Most compelling.

Posted by: Rameus Oct 29 2004, 08:53 AM
Feel free to provide criticisms if you have any people. I am a firm believer that a persons writing only improves with time and age, so I am always looking for ways in which to grow in that respect. Any criticisms you make will only serve to improve the quality of my book when it is released in a few years, which will hopefully translate into helping more people deprogram themselves from the Christian, Jewish, and Muslim asylums.

If you think this short essay is a raging piece of shit, I want to hear about it. And more importantly, I want to hear why you feel that you have seen piles of bear droppings that were more articulate and convincing.

Rameus

P.S. Before anyone points this out, yes there were several pieces of ammunition that I am holding back for the formal version of my argument in my upcoming book. I want this thing to hit apologists like a ton of bricks; not like a truck they saw coming from 20 miles down the road.

Posted by: Reality Amplifier Oct 29 2004, 09:22 AM
QUOTE (Rameus @ Oct 28 2004, 11:48 PM)
Taken individually, none of these points prove that the Testimonium Flavianum is a forgery.  However, when taken together they do paint a compelling case for such a forgery to have taken place. 

If the Testimonium Flavianum is genuine, why is there so much evidence suggesting that the passage was forged entirely, or at least heavily interpolated?

Three words come to mind: Convergence of evidence

It's difficult indeed to ignore such a strong convergence of evidence (unless you are a Christian apologist) which strongly points to Christian interpolation.

However, if Christian's were super-heros, I would characterize their superpowers as the maddeningly uncanny ability to make arguments that witlessly ignore such damning convergences of evidence.

I still can't wait to see Christian attempts at rebuttal though, because while their attempts are typically pathetic, they are nevertheless amusing...

Posted by: notblindedbytheblight Oct 29 2004, 09:32 AM
QUOTE (Rameus @ Oct 29 2004, 08:53 AM)
Feel free to provide criticisms if you have any people. I am a firm believer that a persons writing only improves with time and age, so I am always looking for ways in which to grow in that respect. Any criticisms you make will only serve to improve the quality of my book when it is released in a few years, which will hopefully translate into helping more people deprogram themselves from the Christian, Jewish, and Muslim asylums.

If you think this short essay is a raging piece of shit, I want to hear about it. And more importantly, I want to hear why you feel that you have seen piles of bear droppings that were more articulate and convincing.

Rameus

P.S. Before anyone points this out, yes there were several pieces of ammunition that I am holding back for the formal version of my argument in my upcoming book. I want this thing to hit apologists like a ton of bricks; not like a truck they saw coming from 20 miles down the road.

I would jump for joy if your book were ever made into a movie that became as popular as good ol' Mel's Passion.

Not every one reads, but make a movie and they will come!


I agree with Quicksand...pin this.

Posted by: NIGHTFLIGHT Oct 29 2004, 01:46 PM
QUOTE
But with the discovery of the Arabic manuscript, the fundamentalists have decided to jam their toe back in the door, and reopen the discussion. They now propose that the Arabic account is the least mangled of all the copies, and that they all draw from a common, authentic source. This cute little thesis of theirs does little more than appeal to their favorite line of final defense: “It’s possible, and you can’t prove otherwise!” However as I intend to show, there is absolutely no reason to believe that the Arabic, Greek, and Latin copies of this text didn’t all come from the same forged manuscript(s) that Bishop Eusebius used (or produced) in the 4th century.


This argument has been used by the one called Metacrock; he says that the Josephus passage that doesn't contain the overtly xtian language points to its authenticity, and hence evidence of Jesus's existence. You touched on this briefly at the start of your rant, but didn't return to it. How do you answer this assertion?

Posted by: Lokmer Oct 29 2004, 01:49 PM
Just a nit, Rameus, the name of the castrated church father is not "Origin" but "Origen."

Excellent piece - I'm much looking forward to your book!
-Lokmer

Posted by: notblindedbytheblight Oct 29 2004, 01:50 PM
QUOTE (NIGHTFLIGHT @ Oct 29 2004, 01:46 PM)
QUOTE
But with the discovery of the Arabic manuscript, the fundamentalists have decided to jam their toe back in the door, and reopen the discussion. They now propose that the Arabic account is the least mangled of all the copies, and that they all draw from a common, authentic source. This cute little thesis of theirs does little more than appeal to their favorite line of final defense: “It’s possible, and you can’t prove otherwise!” However as I intend to show, there is absolutely no reason to believe that the Arabic, Greek, and Latin copies of this text didn’t all come from the same forged manuscript(s) that Bishop Eusebius used (or produced) in the 4th century.


This argument has been used by the one called Metacrock; he says that the Josephus passage that doesn't contain the overtly xtian language points to its authenticity, and hence evidence of Jesus's existence. You touched on this briefly at the start of your rant, but didn't return to it. How do you answer this assertion?

Meta Crock like in a very large crock of *@!&?

Couldn't help myself... GONZ9729CustomImage1539775.gif

Posted by: Lokmer Oct 29 2004, 01:56 PM
Metacrock is one of the most intellectually dishonest apologists I have ever had the misfortune of debating - every one of his arguments comes down to straw men and special pleading, and, as far as I can tell, he doesn't even see it.

And he's a rude sonofabitch to boot. Imagine Rameus with no integrity, just enough knowledge to be dangerous, and no calculation behind his insults, and then make that person REALLY loud, and you have metacrock.

-Lokmer

Posted by: Non-believer Oct 29 2004, 02:01 PM
QUOTE (Rameus)
Another issue is that the Testimonium Flavianum does not fit in context with the passages preceding or following it. Josephus was dealing with problems regarding the Roman occupation of Jerusalem and the catastrophes that had befallen the Jews because of it. From a Jewish perspective the death of Christ was not a catastrophe, indeed if you believe the gospel accounts they saw him as a blasphemer of the lord and as such justly put to death according to the laws set forth by God in the Torah. However, if you are a Christian trying to insert this forged passage into Josephus' work many centuries later you would probably consider the death of Christ a Jewish catastrophe. In this context the passage again appears to be written not by a Jew but by a Christian.

The text surrounding the "Jesus testimony" describes Romans killing Jews. The paragraph following the "testimony" speaks about "another sad calamity" that "put the Jews into disorder." If there was "another sad calamity" then there must have been a "sad calamity" that happened previously. So, would this "sad calamity" be Jesus the "doer of wonderful works" or the Romans killing Jews?

QUOTE (XVIII Chapter III)
2. But Pilate undertook to bring a current of water to Jerusalem, and did it with the sacred money, and derived the origin of the stream from the distance of two hundred furlongs. However, the Jews (8) were not pleased with what had been done about this water; and many ten thousands of the people got together, and made a clamor against him, and insisted that he should leave off that design. Some of them also used reproaches, and abused the man, as crowds of such people usually do. So he habited a great number of his soldiers in their habit, who carried daggers under their garments, and sent them to a place where they might surround them. So he bid the Jews himself go away; but they boldly casting reproaches upon him, he gave the soldiers that signal which had been beforehand agreed on; who laid upon them much greater blows than Pilate had commanded them, and equally punished those that were tumultuous, and those that were not; nor did they spare them in the least: and since the people were unarmed, and were caught by men prepared for what they were about, there were a great number of them slain by this means, and others of them ran away wounded. And thus an end was put to this sedition.

3. Now there was about this time Jesus, a wise man, if it be lawful to call him a man; for he was a doer of wonderful works, a teacher of such men as receive the truth with pleasure. He drew over to him both many of the Jews and many of the Gentiles. He was [the] Christ. And when Pilate, at the suggestion of the principal men amongst us, had condemned him to the cross, (9) those that loved him at the first did not forsake him; for he appeared to them alive again the third day; (10) as the divine prophets had foretold these and ten thousand other wonderful things concerning him. And the tribe of Christians, so named from him, are not extinct at this day.

4. About the same time also another sad calamity put the Jews into disorder, and certain shameful practices happened about the temple of Isis that was at Rome.

QUOTE (Eusebius)
"it will be necessary sometimes to use falsehood as a remedy for the benefit of those who require such treatment." - The Preparation of the Gospel, pg. 619

QUOTE (Eusebius)
"tell any falsehood to the young for their good." - The Preparation of the Gospel, pg. 657

Posted by: notblindedbytheblight Oct 29 2004, 02:01 PM
QUOTE (Lokmer @ Oct 29 2004, 01:56 PM)
Metacrock is one of the most intellectually dishonest apologists I have ever had the misfortune of debating - every one of his arguments comes down to straw men and special pleading, and, as far as I can tell, he doesn't even see it.

And he's a rude sonofabitch to boot. Imagine Rameus with no integrity, just enough knowledge to be dangerous, and no calculation behind his insults, and then make that person REALLY loud, and you have metacrock.

-Lokmer

Metacrock!

I'm sorry, I laugh everytime I read that name! lmao_99.gif

I would change it if I were him. It makes it look like he's a parody or something.

Posted by: ChefRanden Oct 29 2004, 05:00 PM
QUOTE (maddogg4jesus @ Oct 29 2004, 07:24 AM)
That's a good arguement. FrogsToadBigGrin.gif

Various persons have put forth this information on the old forum many times. Like Rameus has said we are a bit tired of having to write out 5 pages so many times. And a bit tired of Christians offering this non-sense as evidence..

However I realize that you are not privy to this, and neither are any other new Christians stoping by.

I'm going to save this on my hard drive with Rameus permission and just past it in when any of you folks bring this up. If I wasn't so lazy, I would do it for all the common arguments, that don't hold any water.

Thanks for taking the time again, Rameus!

Posted by: ficino Oct 29 2004, 05:38 PM
Rameus, clearly you never truly knew the Lord. You must have thought christianity was a religion and not a relationship. You will burn in hell for all eternity - and your little book, too!

BUA HA HA HA HA!!

Just kidding. Great argument. I am eager to see your book.

I never knew how much to trust Josephus anyway, though I did have fun reading the entire bloody Jewish Wars in Greek. Josephus is the same guy who says that he was thoroughly initiated and versed in the movements Sadduccees, Essenes, and Pharisees within the space of one year. One year?

Posted by: Karl Oct 29 2004, 07:34 PM
Rameus:

Thanx for taking the time to write and post your well-written (as per usual) piece. I look forward to reading your book when it comes out.

QUOTE (Rameus)
I am bloody sick and tired of listening to Christian visitors blather on about how the Josephus account of Jesus is proof of his existence as a historical personage.
Me too. Along with the Tacitus, Thallus, Suetonius stuff, etc.

I think we also should make "apologists" demonstrate the existence of EVERY alleged individual in the "genealogy" of the alleged "god-man" from the alleged "word" of biblegod. After all, one can't very well have existed without a demonstrable lineage, and the alleged "lineage" IS right there in the book....trying to prove the existence of "Abraham", "David", "Solomon", etc will of course prove equally futile.

Forgery has been a mainstay of the Xtian religionists for centuries. The recent "James Ossuary" was yet another vain attempt to validate the non-existent "god-man".

The gospels tell of "Jesus'" alleged fantastic works, including healing the sick, raising the dead, putting an ear back on, turning water into wine, food multiplication, etc. The greatest indication that it's all a fraud comes from the believers themselves. We read:
QUOTE (John 14:12 - KJV)
Verily, verily I say unto you, He that believeth in me, the works that I do he shall do also; and greater works than these shall he do, because I go unto my Father."
and then there's this:
QUOTE (Mark 16:17/18 - KJV)
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; 18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick and they shall recover.
According to the aforementioned verses, doctors should just about be extinct. There shouldn't be any starvation in the world anywhere...just send over a couple of cod and some Wonderbread and people should be able to survive indefinitely. (providing you have refrigeration for the multiplied cod) Undertakers should be long gone. That is of course, not what we see believers doing.

QUOTE (maddogg4jesus)
That's a good arguement.
We're waiting for you to begin your refutatory presentation. Although judging from the disappearances of the likes of CIL, Reformed, etc. we certainly won't hold our breath.

QUOTE (Rameus)
....and am now serving it as Christ Kool Aid for all to enjoy...
I'd be a little careful about using this type of phraseology, Rameus. We are both aware of the mental state of fundies, after seeing the Xtian snake-handlers of Appalachia die, the Deanna Laney tragedy, the "exorcism" smothering, etc.. We don't want any fundies that may be lurking to get any ideas about trying to prove Mark 16:18, etc..... we all know what happened at Jonestown.....

K

Posted by: LadyAttis Oct 29 2004, 08:07 PM
Yea most of the 'original' gospels are lost to us due to the Catholic's own admitted 'cleansing' of 'non-canonical' works. There were earlier works that seem to be varied and down right odd about this chap named Jesus, if there was some form of person that he's based on.... It's just funny how apologists also try to deny the fact that the gospels also were divergent in their stories. Mark didn't have miracles or a ressurection. Matthew read like something from Exodus. John well we al know John he was fucked up. And Luke..well he was an ammalgum all them all... It's pretty much all there even in the work of conservative Catholic theologians, they admit to it readily, claiming in contrast that these are 'inspired works.'[what bullshit]

-- Bridget

Posted by: Rameus Oct 29 2004, 08:50 PM
(by Nightflight)
QUOTE
This argument has been used by the one called Metacrock; he says that the Josephus passage that doesn't contain the overtly xtian language points to its authenticity, and hence evidence of Jesus's existence. You touched on this briefly at the start of your rant, but didn't return to it. How do you answer this assertion?


I have a very good explanation (in my opinion) for why the Arabic text doesn't have the rabidly Christian language of the European texts. Unfortunately, as I said before, there are some cats I am not willing to let out of the bag before publication. I will give you a small hint however; expect a theory that utilizes my Arabic language skills as well as my ethnographic studies of Islamic culture.

(by non-believer)
QUOTE
The text surrounding the "Jesus testimony" describes Romans killing Jews. The paragraph following the "testimony" speaks about "another sad calamity" that "put the Jews into disorder." If there was "another sad calamity" then there must have been a "sad calamity" that happened previously. So, would this "sad calamity" be Jesus the "doer of wonderful works" or the Romans killing Jews?


Yes the section previous to the Jesus entry speaks of Pilate setting a trap for a large group of Jews, and killing many of them. Then the section after the Jesus entry begins with "about the same time also another sad calamity but the Jews into disorder..." This is the contextual evidence I alluded to when I said:

QUOTE
Josephus was dealing with problems regarding the Roman occupation of Jerusalem and the catastrophes that had befallen the Jews because of it.


When I put together the formal format that will be presented in my book, obviously I will make this point more clear. From a Jewish perspective, would Josephus have been referring to the death of Jesus as a "sad calamity" that put the Jews into disorder, or would he have been referring to the mass entrapment and slaughter of Jews by Pontius Pilate? Clearly a Jewish Pharisee isn't going to consider the death of Jesus a sad calamity; and even more clearly it certainly wouldn't have put the Jewish population into disorder. When I do my formal contextual analysis of the Josephus passage, I will go into much more detail so as to better demonstrate just how out of place the Jesus passage really is.

(by ChefRanden)
QUOTE
I'm going to save this on my hard drive with Rameus permission and just past it in when any of you folks bring this up. If I wasn't so lazy, I would do it for all the common arguments, that don't hold any water.


Not a problem, just be sure to quote Rameus A as the source. If I somehow end up using pieces of this essay in my book, I certainly don't want to be accused of plagiarizing from my own words! Not that Christian apologists would resort to such mud slinging…

Rameus

Posted by: Rameus Oct 29 2004, 09:21 PM
(by Karl)
QUOTE
Thanx for taking the time to write and post your well-written (as per usual) piece. I look forward to reading your book when it comes out.


I have enjoyed reading your posts over the last 6 months Karl; I will send you an autographed copy of the book.

QUOTE
“To Karl, the finest mystical kemetic pagan that I have never met.

Best Regards,

Your drunken, partially insane friend in Egypt,
Rameus A”


When you are finished reading it, you can return it to the bookstore, declare the book a raging piece of heinous shit, and demand your money back. On a serious note; my goal is not only to publish a book that will help people open their eyes to the religious madness of the world, but also to be used as the reference work of reference works for freethinkers everywhere. I am relying almost entirely on primary source material, and I will provide these references in an easy to access format so that everyone has the critical data right at their fingertips to make debating easier and more effective. The reality is, it’s not the author who is going to change the world; it’s the people who find the message compelling enough to actively fight against Christianity, Judaism, and Islam by spreading the word and educating their fellow human beings.

(by Karl)
QUOTE
I'd be a little careful about using this type of phraseology, Rameus. We are both aware of the mental state of fundies, after seeing the Xtian snake-handlers of Appalachia die, the Deanna Laney tragedy, the "exorcism" smothering, etc.. We don't want any fundies that may be lurking to get any ideas about trying to prove Mark 16:18, etc..... we all know what happened at Jonestown.....


The Rapture is taking too long. Perhaps they will get sick of waiting and drink the cult cook aid?

(by Karl)
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Forgery has been a mainstay of the Xtian religionists for centuries. The recent "James Ossuary" was yet another vain attempt to validate the non-existent "god-man".


I think you'll get a real kick out of the "archaeology of the bible" chapter I am working on right now. I'm not sure what the general public will think of it, but one thing is for sure; it is going to generate quite a reaction in the camp of biblical archaeologists.

Rameus

Posted by: MrSpooky Oct 30 2004, 12:17 AM
Primary source??? Sweet!

Posted by: Casey Oct 30 2004, 12:35 AM
Thanks Rameus. You certainly present a compelling case for skullduggery on the part of the church fathers. I have seen reference made to Josephus' alleged "testimony" in quite a few works by fundies, but have never seen it so clearly rebutted.

Thus Josephus' account becomes no more than another spurious relic among many. One of Geoffrey Chaucer's characters in The Canterbury Tales (The Host) has this to say concerning relics:

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You'll have me kissing your old breeches too,
And swear they were the relic of a saint,
Although your fundament supplied the paint.
(Words of the Host to the Pardoner) [From The Pardoner's Tale of The Canterbury Tales, tr Professor Nevill Coghill]

Thanks again for placing this so-called argument where it truly belongs!
Casey

Posted by: Rameus Oct 30 2004, 08:39 AM
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Thanks again for placing this so-called argument where it truly belongs!
Casey


I wish I could share the entire case I have built against the Josephus account, but I have to leave a few surprises for the apologists in my book. I suspect even some fundamentalists will be compelled to give up on it; as they should, for it is an obvious forgery. Until (if) pre-Eusebius copies of Josephus are recovered, we cannot of course prove the case beyond a doubt.

Rameus

Posted by: Rameus Oct 30 2004, 11:03 AM
I simply had to share my Josephus essay with our good friends over at Christian Viewpoints. They always have such insightful remarks to make...

http://christianviewpoints.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?p=19632#19632

Rameus

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Raemus, glad to see you stopped in to say hello.

My two cents on good ol' Joey is that some of it is real and some of it has had some erm...well "influence" and "help" along the way. But that at one point in time it was an authentic document supoorting Christianity.
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Raemus, glad to see you stopped in to say hello.

My two cents on good ol' Joey is that some of it is real and some of it has had some erm...well "influence" and "help" along the way. But that at one point in time it was an authentic document supoorting Christianity.


Of course you think that; it's the only explanation that allows you to keep your Jesus was a historical figure concept intact. As I have (presumably) shown, there is evidence to suggest that the entire Testimonium Flavianum was a forged creation of the 4th century. Tell me splazz, what evidence is there to suggest that there was an original, highly watered down version of the account? Or is this just wishful speculation on your part?

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RAMEUS, long time no see, my old friend, my sophist. How have you been as of late? Still hatin' I see.



Yes, clearly my thesis that the Testimonium Flavianum is a forgery is based entirely on hatred and various other emotional factors. Any academic who holds this view is obviously an evil, atheistic, immoral, fringe scholar of some sort who should be swept under the rug as quickly as possible. Thank you for exposing me for the hateful, ignorant degenerate that I am.

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That's cool, its all good, you're not in bad company, there is a new member who is atheist as well, he's sixteen. Although, were you atheist or agnostic? I couldn't remember.



Is there any difference between atheists and agnostics to you people? We're both evil and misguided obviously, so let's not banter about petty distinctions.

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Posted by: Saviourmachine Oct 31 2004, 04:35 AM
Yes, doesn't seem to match with Josephus view, something that a comparision between the 'Pilate of Josephus' and the 'Pilate of the gospel writers' learns us too.

I just wonder about the origin of the parables that are put in the mouth of Jesus and the miracles he 'wrought'. It doesn't seem as if everything is pure fiction to me. 1) I can't see Jesus as a synthetic product of ancient concepts, the whole seems still to have original value. I'd appreciate a background article about how much in the gospels is influenced by cults, religions and mythologies out of the more ancient world very much.
2) If there was a real person from whom originated this kind of stories, Josephus should have said something about him. Is there something in his Antiquities that probably refers to such a person? What about Jannaeus e.g? Who was he? What about James?

Posted by: Rameus Nov 1 2004, 10:20 AM
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I still can't wait to see Christian attempts at rebuttal though, because while their attempts are typically pathetic, they are nevertheless amusing...


Oh they are definately amusing.

http://exchristian.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=967

Bloody maniacs if you ask me.

Rameus

Posted by: MahJong Nov 1 2004, 09:18 PM
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my goal is not only to publish a book that will help people open their eyes to the religious madness of the world, but also to be used as the reference work of reference works for freethinkers everywhere. I am relying almost entirely on primary source material, and I will provide these references in an easy to access format so that everyone has the critical data right at their fingertips to make debating easier and more effective. The reality is, it’s not the author who is going to change the world; it’s the people who find the message compelling enough to actively fight against Christianity, Judaism, and Islam by spreading the word and educating their fellow human beings.


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Posted by: Mad_Gerbil Nov 2 2004, 03:07 PM
Rameus,

I think that is a very nice piece of scholarship.
Nice job.

I'd invite you to post it over at www.theologyweb.com.
If you'd rather not do so, may I have your permission to post it
and provide a link?

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Posted by: Rameus Nov 2 2004, 03:36 PM
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Rameus,

I think that is a very nice piece of scholarship.
Nice job.

I'd invite you to post it over at www.theologyweb.com.
If you'd rather not do so, may I have your permission to post it
and provide a link?


Knock yourself out. Hoping to find a qualified and articulate Christian scholar to tear my argument to shreds? If you can great, it will help me to change and strengthen future versions; nothing would please me more. You may post it but be sure to cite 'Rameus A.' as the source.

Rameus

Posted by: Mad_Gerbil Nov 2 2004, 03:46 PM
QUOTE (Rameus @ Nov 2 2004, 11:36 PM)
(by Mad Gerbil)
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Rameus,

I think that is a very nice piece of scholarship.
Nice job.

I'd invite you to post it over at www.theologyweb.com.
If you'd rather not do so, may I have your permission to post it
and provide a link?


Knock yourself out. Hoping to find a qualified and articulate Christian scholar to tear my argument to shreds? If you can great, it will help me to change and strengthen future versions; nothing would please me more. You may post it but be sure to cite 'Rameus A.' as the source.

Rameus

I'm not hoping for anything, in truth.

If your article is bullet proof I'll add it to my sphere of knowledge and be grateful to have it. If it gets shot to pieces you'll learn something (as will I reading it), improve it, and be back for more.


Posted by: Mad_Gerbil Nov 2 2004, 03:57 PM
The article has been posted at www.theologyweb.com.

See: http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?p=773640#post773640

Posted by: Rameus Nov 2 2004, 04:29 PM
Issues:

1. You didn't post a link to our thread as you said you would do.
2. "A. Rameus" is not equal to "Rameus A."

Rameus

Posted by: Mad_Gerbil Nov 2 2004, 05:45 PM
QUOTE (Rameus @ Nov 3 2004, 12:29 AM)
Issues:

1.  You didn't post a link to our thread as you said you would do.
2.  "A. Rameus" is not equal to "Rameus A."

Rameus

I'll make the correction to Rameus A.
My apologies.

Also, what I meant about posting a link was so that people here could find responses to your article quickly and easily. I didn't intend to communicate that I'd post a link to this site. eek.gif

Posted by: Rameus Nov 10 2004, 12:14 AM
I have nearly completed another draft of this essay, which at this point is about 10 pages long. Essentially it is a more detailed study that goes into many more of the reasons why the Testimonium Flavianum should be regarded as a forgery. This draft is more akin to the argument that will appear in my book, so I may decide to go through it and delete a few items to keep the cats in the bag so to speak. I don’t want to spoil the surprises for the apologists, I know they live for that sort of thing.

I will share the more extensive argument with this forum when I have completed it, and performed whatever deletions I think are appropriate to make for online (and pre-publication) exhibition. Just a heads up for those who are interested; there is more Rameus insanity coming down the pike.

Rameus

Posted by: ravnostic Nov 11 2004, 12:38 PM
[QUOTE]Feel free to provide criticisms if you have any people. I am a firm believer that a persons writing only improves with time and age, so I am always looking for ways in which to grow in that respect. Any criticisms you make will only serve to improve the quality of my book when it is released in a few years (from Rameus)


Gee, that's almost like evolution! Rameus, I hope your book is to freethinkers what 'The Way of the Master' is the the other side. No, I hope it's better, because it surely will be more logical.

Cheers

Posted by: Willa.Cartwright Nov 12 2004, 06:59 AM
You wrote that "Josephus wrote Antiquities circa 90 C.E., approximately 50-60 years after the (alleged) death of Jesus Christ."

If this was true, then this would mean that the person who was called Josephus was about 70 to 100 years old when he wrote this document.

With my understanding of the world in this period and that location, this means that Josephus was at the least one and a half to two times the age that a normal Jewish male could ever hope to reach - even under good circumstance.

With all the disease, the relatively poor dietry habits and the just pain brutal times, it's very, very hard to believe that Josephus really did write this. He should have been dead at around 90 CE.

Hardly anyone made it 50 in those days, even if they were a relatively well looked after Pharisee. Anyone surviving to 70 would have been relatively ancient (and very rare), and older would have been nearly impossible.

At 33 years old, Jesus would have been a man well past his prime, and definitely past his middle age.

Taking this, even by itself would be enough for me to suspect quite strongly that Josephus didn't exist and when I read this article, I'm convinced Josephus is a not existant and Antiquities is definitely a forgery.

Thanks for the Great "Read"!

Willa


Posted by: Mad_Gerbil Nov 12 2004, 05:24 PM
QUOTE (Willa.Cartwright @ Nov 12 2004, 01:59 PM)
You wrote that "Josephus wrote Antiquities circa 90 C.E., approximately 50-60 years after the (alleged) death of Jesus Christ."

If this was true, then this would mean that the person who was called Josephus was about 70 to 100 years old when he wrote this document.

With my understanding of the world in this period and that location, this means that Josephus was at the least one and a half to two times the age that a normal Jewish male could ever hope to reach - even under good circumstance.

With all the disease, the relatively poor dietry habits and the just pain brutal times, it's very, very hard to believe that Josephus really did write this. He should have been dead at around 90 CE.

Hardly anyone made it 50 in those days, even if they were a relatively well looked after Pharisee. Anyone surviving to 70 would have been relatively ancient (and very rare), and older would have been nearly impossible.

At 33 years old, Jesus would have been a man well past his prime, and definitely past his middle age.

Taking this, even by itself would be enough for me to suspect quite strongly that Josephus didn't exist and when I read this article, I'm convinced Josephus is a not existant and Antiquities is definitely a forgery.

Thanks for the Great "Read"!

Willa

You've come to the conclusion that Josephus didn't exist and all the antiquities are forgeries?

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Posted by: Rameus Nov 12 2004, 06:51 PM
Josephus was born circa 37 C.E. So he would have been in his mid fifties; old for that time period, but certainly not ancient. I think there is little doubt that he was the author of the Antiquities.

Rameus

Posted by: Mad_Gerbil Nov 12 2004, 07:10 PM
QUOTE (Rameus @ Nov 13 2004, 01:51 AM)
Josephus was born circa 37 C.E. So he would have been in his mid fifties; old for that time period, but certainly not ancient. I think there is little doubt that he was the author of the Antiquities.

Rameus

Do we have anymore proof that Josephus authored the Antiquities than we have that Paul authored half the New Testament? I honestly don't know, which is why I ask.

Posted by: Willa.Cartwright Nov 13 2004, 12:50 PM
Hmmmm - not sure about that.

Even mid fifties would been more than quite old for a jewish male of the time.

Anyway and besides all this, the arabic version of anything christian would probably been irrelevant unless you could date the arabic used.

You wouldn't per chance know the period that this supposed arabic version of the document was written in?

Bestens

Willa

Posted by: Rameus Nov 13 2004, 11:21 PM
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Hmmmm - not sure about that.

Even mid fifties would been more than quite old for a jewish male of the time.


His age is not at all unrealistic for the time period. If he were allegedly in his 90's then perhaps you would have a point.

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Anyway and besides all this, the arabic version of anything christian would probably been irrelevant unless you could date the arabic used.

You wouldn't per chance know the period that this supposed arabic version of the document was written in?


10th century.

Rameus

*Corrected date.

Posted by: Willa.Cartwright Nov 14 2004, 03:02 AM
QUOTE (Rameus @ Nov 14 2004, 06:21 AM)
(by Willa)
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Hmmmm - not sure about that.

Even mid fifties would been more than quite old for a jewish male of the time.


His age is not at all unrealistic for the time period. If he were allegedly in his 90's then perhaps you would have a point.

(by Willa)
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Anyway and besides all this, the arabic version of anything christian would probably been irrelevant unless you could date the arabic used.

You wouldn't per chance know the period that this supposed arabic version of the document was written in?


11-12th century.

Rameus

Pardon me?

Mid 50's Jewish male around the time of Christ?

Sorry Love, I'm not saying it is impossible to reach. I am saying it WAS difficult to reach. Particularly for a Jewish Male of the time. A Jewish male in his mid fifties at that time was probably 2 to 5 % of the population - and that's stretching it. That's being quite generous. A more realistic figure was probably 0.5 % to 2.7% of the population.

OK - So the Arabic used in the document was from 11th to the 12th. What does that tell you?

As to the other question you asked, which I unfortunately missed. You wrote "You've come to the conclusion that Josephus didn't exist and all the antiquities are forgeries?"

My answer is "No. Clearly I don't. Why would I say or do that?".

Listen son, don't take that shitty, arrogant, high-handed attitude with me. It don't work. You don’t impress me. You’re an amateur.

What you've written is OK and would probably form the basis of a counter argument (given time and more information) but I doubt you’d last 10 seconds in a debate with an experienced and properly educated theologian.

You want to make your argument better? Then investigate the following areas:

1. Linguistics and linguistic anthropology.

2. Archaeological aspects of “meanings” and the origin of those meanings – in the light of the culture your studying.

3. How Christianity” came into Arabic speaking cultures. (This is an important one – this is very important.)

4. Examine how other people have used arguments like you’ve made and how these arguments failed. Sorry, you’re not the first to try this tac.

Have fun.

Willa


Posted by: Rameus Nov 14 2004, 03:35 PM
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Pardon me?

Mid 50's Jewish male around the time of Christ?

Sorry Love, I'm not saying it is impossible to reach. I am saying it WAS difficult to reach. Particularly for a Jewish Male of the time. A Jewish male in his mid fifties at that time was probably 2 to 5 % of the population - and that's stretching it. That's being quite generous. A more realistic figure was probably 0.5 % to 2.7% of the population.

OK - So the Arabic used in the document was from 11th to the 12th. What does that tell you?

As to the other question you asked, which I unfortunately missed. You wrote "You've come to the conclusion that Josephus didn't exist and all the antiquities are forgeries?"

My answer is "No. Clearly I don't. Why would I say or do that?".

Listen son, don't take that shitty, arrogant, high-handed attitude with me. It don't work. You don’t impress me. You’re an amateur.

What you've written is OK and would probably form the basis of a counter argument (given time and more information) but I doubt you’d last 10 seconds in a debate with an experienced and properly educated theologian.

You want to make your argument better? Then investigate the following areas:

1. Linguistics and linguistic anthropology.

2. Archaeological aspects of “meanings” and the origin of those meanings – in the light of the culture your studying.

3. How Christianity” came into Arabic speaking cultures. (This is an important one – this is very important.)

4. Examine how other people have used arguments like you’ve made and how these arguments failed. Sorry, you’re not the first to try this tac.

Have fun.

Willa


Is this rant addressed to MadGerbil or me?

Rameus

Posted by: Mad_Gerbil Nov 14 2004, 04:22 PM
...this could get interesting.

Posted by: spamandham Nov 18 2004, 08:31 PM
QUOTE (Rameus @ Oct 29 2004, 01:48 AM)
If the Testimonium Flavianum is genuine, why is there so much evidence suggesting that the passage was forged entirely, or at least heavily interpolated?

Rameus

I don't want to be a wet noodle, but you did ask for criticism. From a historical perspective, which I assume is your perspective, there can be no doubt really that the Testimonium Flavianum is at minimum a highly edited piece of work (the passage regarding the Christ), and quite possibly an outright forgery by the self acclaimed liar-for-god Eusebius.

However, from an apologetic perspective, it is worthless at face value anyway, as all it would do is record that Josephus was aware of the Christian movement - something that is not improbable, but also irrelevant to establishing the facts regarding Jesus. It makes no claim toward witnesses at all. There is nothing inconsistent with a purely mythical Jesus and Josephus.

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Posted by: ficino Nov 20 2004, 04:51 PM
Dear Rameus,

I clicked on the link to theologyweb, where someone named jpholding thinks to have arguments against your views on Josephus' testimony to Jesus. Have you seen this?

Posted by: ficino Nov 20 2004, 06:05 PM
Oh, I found out who James Patrick Holding is. He is a professional (I guess) christian apologist who posts on Tekton. He is very sharp-tongued. I don't have leisure to read his stuff and form a view on his reliability. For a criticism of his put-downs of others cf. the link
http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3004

Posted by: Rameus Nov 21 2004, 01:38 PM
Ficino,

I followed your link and read through a few of the critiques. I tend to agree with their analysis; that this is far too short and concise of a treatment with far too many unsupported statements. As this was meant to be a brief (in length and investment of time) 5 page essay to be presented to apologist visitors of www.exchristian.net it was never intended to be an all encompassing, fully blown argument. So in that sense, I think most of these reviewers have very valid points. As an introduction to the topic I think it is reasonably well done, as a treatment of the topic it is a raging piece of shit and I will be the first person to admit that.

As I have said, I began working on a more exhaustive and professional revision of the central core of this essay. When completed it will probably be on the order of 15-25 pages long. A lot of data has been suppressed from the brief summation and analysis that I presented here in this thread, which of course by its very nature detracts from effectiveness of my argument. But concise arguments like the one I presented here do have one advantage, that is they don't go into such detail as to lose many of the readers in the minutia. In my next draft of this essay I intend to seek the best of both worlds, an exhaustive treatment that includes all of the various points of data and their analyses, and also a concise and effective core that will convey (in a short format) the strength of my thesis.

I will post most of the next revision of this essay on our forum section when I have completed it.

Rameus

Posted by: Rameus Nov 21 2004, 02:08 PM
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Ho boy. I've seen this egomaniac on ex-Christian.net playing footsie games. I can't resist...

(by jpholding)
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"Us"? Who is "us"? He's not a Josephan scholar and not a textual scholar. I know from his postings on Ex-C.net that he's not in a relevant field to comment.

(by jpholding)
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This cute little retort does little more than prove that Rammy is a frustrated apostate who can't deal with hard evidence. Fair is fair, if he wants to mouth off like this on cheap psychology trips.

(by jpholding)
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Good grief, the man can't even spell "Origen" correctly! What degree is he running for and what gumball machine did he plan to insert a coin into to get it out of???


This man is my kind of ape.

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Get this guy over here so I can take him for a ride. (I know he won't do it. I saw how he hemmed and hawed for months not replying to someone over there, "Christ is Lord" -- your ID, Gerbil? -- on this same topic.)


Oh sweet Jesus that's a low blow.

Rameus

Posted by: Rachelness Nov 21 2004, 03:01 PM
It's probably Goldy, though maybe even a little advanced for him. Love the way he named you "Rammy" though. Cute.

Posted by: Rameus Nov 21 2004, 03:06 PM
http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?p=795016#post795016

Greetings everyone,

My name is Rameus. I am a frustrated, egomaniac of an apostate who enjoys playing intellectual footsie games, misspelling the name Origen, and avoiding historical Jesus debates with world renowned scholars (read: high school seniors) such as ChristIsLord. And although I am currently engaged in an effort to get my doctorate in anthropology and history out of a gumball machine, I am willing to clear a few moments in my busy schedule to take a "ride" on the JPHolding train as it were.

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Ho boy. I've seen this egomaniac on ex-Christian.net playing footsie games. I can't resist...


(by jpholding)
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"Us"? Who is "us"? He's not a Josephan scholar and not a textual scholar. I know from his postings on Ex-C.net that he's not in a relevant field to comment.


(by jpholding)
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This cute little retort does little more than prove that Rammy is a frustrated apostate who can't deal with hard evidence. Fair is fair, if he wants to mouth off like this on cheap psychology trips.


(by jpholding)
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Good grief, the man can't even spell "Origen" correctly! What degree is he running for and what gumball machine did he plan to insert a coin into to get it out of???


(by jpholding)
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Get this guy over here so I can take him for a ride. (I know he won't do it. I saw how he hemmed and hawed for months not replying to someone over there, "Christ is Lord" -- your ID, Gerbil? -- on this same topic.)


Dr. Holding (or is it Mr. Holding?) if you are interested in initiating a debate with me, please feel free to come over to the debating section of http://exchristian.com/forums/index.php?showforum=4 and open a thread. With your superior intellectual skills, I am certain to receive quite an education and perhaps will even be compelled to return to the fold of Christ. With a little luck and a lot of formal training, perhaps one day I too can become a Christian apologist of your renown.

Rameus

P.S. May I borrow 75 cents? I only have a quarter and this gumball machine that I am trying to get my PhD out of requires $1.00. Thanks in advance for your help.

Posted by: Rachelness Nov 21 2004, 03:09 PM
Rammy, you're killing me here. GONZ9729CustomImage1539775.gif

Posted by: CRCampbell Jan 11 2005, 12:50 PM
Holding is a first-class jackass. Wow! I lost count of all the ad hominems and red herrings after about 5 posts into that thread.

I hope "Rammy" bludgeons the intellectual gumption out of him. happydance.gif

Posted by: jjacksonRIAB Feb 13 2005, 08:51 PM
Rameus, that is some kick ass material.

My dad was trying to hammer me with Josephus just the other day so your rebuttal didn't come a minute too late.

Thanks!

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