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| Posted by: <>< Mar 10 2005, 06:46 AM |
| I thought I would share some of my poetry with you all. There is meaning in these words for those who can look deep enough. ---Jesus is... Admirable Nice Awe-inspiring Superb Supreme Heavenly Outstanding Leader Extraordinary ---Jesus is... Marvelous Yahwah Beautiful Incredible Terrific Cool Helper ---Jesus is... Astonishing Wonderful Hallowed Out-of-this-world Remarkable Excellent ---Jesus... Elevates the soul Adds meaning to our lives Takes away sin Saves our souls Stops evil Helps us in our time of need Includes us in Heaven Talks to us through prayer |
| Posted by: anony~mouse Mar 10 2005, 07:00 AM |
| Good one! |
| Posted by: Reach Mar 10 2005, 07:06 AM | ||
 I think <>< is bored, today, and is aiming to play. |
| Posted by: EternalDarkness Mar 10 2005, 07:44 AM | ||
Actually, that would be Yahweh or YWVH. Good typo, though. It looks like you're speaking in tongues. |
| Posted by: quicksand Mar 10 2005, 08:16 AM |
| Could you imagine an eternity of this? It would drive any God insane, much less any human. Oh Jesus baby! Jesus! Jesus! You make me good coffee! Oh Jesus baby! Jesus! Jesus! You're a double latte! Oh Jesus baby! Jesus! Jesus! I will praise thee Oh Jesus baby! Jesus! Jesus! With this song for all eternity! Sorry Fish friend, I know this means this poetry means much to you, but, really, its sooo damn corny. Which would be cool, if yah meant it that way. |
| Posted by: anony~mouse Mar 10 2005, 08:21 AM |
| quicksand... read the first letter of every line. |
| Posted by: Mr. Neil Mar 10 2005, 08:22 AM |
| It took me a minute to find the... er... encrypted message, but I got it. Too damn funny, Fish! |
| Posted by: quicksand Mar 10 2005, 08:24 AM | ||
Unh? I did, starts with "J" (As in smoke a J lately.) Fill me in, I'm a Latte short of human today. |
| Posted by: anony~mouse Mar 10 2005, 08:25 AM |
| ---Jesus is... Admirable Nice Awe-inspiring Superb Supreme Heavenly Outstanding Leader Extraordinary ...and so on, and so forth. |
| Posted by: Mr. Neil Mar 10 2005, 08:26 AM |
| Don't count the indented lines. |
| Posted by: quicksand Mar 10 2005, 08:26 AM | ||||
Wait, got it. Me stupid. Me stupid me soo stoopid   Funny Fish! LMAO.(Puts head in doghaus) |
| Posted by: Cerise Mar 10 2005, 03:59 PM |
| should this really belong in the debate section? |
| Posted by: Fweethawt Mar 10 2005, 07:48 PM | ||||||
You're not stupid. You wear clean underpants for cryin' out loud.   |
| Posted by: Vixentrox Mar 10 2005, 08:03 PM |
| No debate here...the coded message is about right. |
| Posted by: BlueGiant Mar 11 2005, 03:47 AM |
| Well, can't really debate that, but the levity helps. |
| Posted by: Zach Mar 11 2005, 04:48 AM | ||
Agreed. Moving to Humor and Satire. Funny stuff, <><. |