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| Posted by: Lila Bender Nov 8 2004, 10:49 PM |
| When my daughter was in kindergarten, she learned a bit about weather, and fog was her favorite weather phenominon. When I picked her up from school one day, her teacher pulled me aside and said "When it was Jazzy's turn to talk about weather, she said her Dad told her that fog comes from a 'TEMPERATURE IN A VIRGIN'". She meant, temperature inversion of course, but hey, that's why I started this thread. The next year, passing a mall, she read out loud "1 hour photo." She looked skeptical and asked "How long does it take to take a picture?" I bought myself a baby rabbit almost 5 years ago and named him Bilbo (we were reading the Hobbit to the kids). When my son saw his poos, he dubbed them "Billy Billy Bum Drops". When Jake was small, we spent a lot of time with the inlaws, so he picked up some German, well, Schwap really. The only thing he ever said that anyone ever heard was to Opa's neighbor lady as she bent to pick cucumbers from her garden, and in clear German said "Your long ass is peeking out". It sounded to me like "Lange arshe kook naus" but I'm so not German. My husband is, and he's very old and has good life insurance. So what have your little darlings said or done that has either killed you with laughter or with humiliation? I've saved the worst (or the best, depending on how you're looking at it) for after someone else opens up--mine involve poop and a stranger's camel hair coat and ....well, you first. Lila |
| Posted by: Fweethawt Nov 8 2004, 11:14 PM |
| One time, my boys and I were on our way back from my brother's house. We were sitting at a stop-light when I looked over at an Asian restaurant that apparently (from our point of view at the time), didn't have any doors or windows. I said to my kids, "Look at that restaurant. It doesn't have any doors or windows." My youngest son said, "You probably have to have a CHI to get in."  |
| Posted by: Lila Bender Nov 8 2004, 11:54 PM |
| "My youngest son said, "You probably have to have a CHI to get in."" What scares me is that my son is really, really smart, way "more smarter" than me; one day, he'll KNOW more than me. Lila |
| Posted by: Fweethawt Nov 8 2004, 11:58 PM | ||
You've noticed that too, huh? As I've observed my children, I have noticed many things about them that show signs of them being far more advanced than I was at that age.  |
| Posted by: Asimov Nov 9 2004, 01:38 AM |
| I don't have kids...so I don't have any funny stories.... I had a hamster once....he didn't say anything... |
| Posted by: rainyday8169 Nov 9 2004, 07:34 AM |
| My youngest son told a church bus driver at the park "my mommy has an inside peepee and I know cuz I saw it and it has fur" My middle son told a woman at the mall who was trying to bottle feed her crying baby "want me to get my mommy to take off her shirt and show you how the baby likes it?" |
| Posted by: rainyday8169 Nov 9 2004, 08:22 AM |
| Once I got after Zachary (age 5 at the time) for blowing dandelion seeds all over the yard He called em "wishing flowers" Thats sort of sweet and all BUT I had a garden and a lawn to think of so I told him the cold hard truth I said "there are no such things as wishing flowers, those are weeds, you wont get your wish" He just smiled, blew another one and said as he walked off "yes I will cuz I'm wishing for more wishing flowers" Chase, my oldest, asked on behalf of his brothers himself and our dog "mommy, when you go to hell can we come too?" When it hails Cutter says "it's ice cubing" The three of them spent almost an entire summer "digging a hole to Canada" because their friends had already dug a hole to china ...........twice |
| Posted by: DoubleDee Nov 9 2004, 12:17 PM |
| When my son, Brandon, was 5 years old he told me in a sweet adorable voice "mommy I want to marry you". My response was " I love you Brandon sweetie but little boys don't marry their mommies". He immediately replied "Well then when I grow up I'll marry you". It took me a few seconds to figure it out, hahahaha. |
| Posted by: Khan Noonien Singh Nov 9 2004, 12:32 PM |
| A long time ago, one day when I was in Kindergarten, the teacher was leading the class in creating a list of words that began with the letter F. You can probably guess what my contribution was. |
| Posted by: Reach Nov 9 2004, 12:44 PM | ||
So what happened next? |
| Posted by: Stankdeezle Nov 9 2004, 12:46 PM | ||
thats so cute! |
| Posted by: Reach Nov 9 2004, 01:06 PM | ||||
 It sure is.When my son was about four years old, he discovered that he might say something funny and provoke someone (especially, an adult) to laughter. Being a rather thoughtful and quiet child, I was later informed by him that he thought on this at some length. While wearing a smile on his face, what he managed to come out with was, "Mommy, you're a bottom hole." |
| Posted by: rainyday8169 Nov 9 2004, 02:01 PM | ||
Awwwwww outsmarted by a 5 year old. Dontcha just love their logic |