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Posted by: sexkitten Apr 22 2004, 03:43 PM
A favorite way to eat strawberries...

With real whipped cream (not cool whip)

lying naked in bed

with a hot guy

and a warm spring breeze wafting through the windows

when juice from the strawberry drips down his chest

I lean over to lick it off..


Posted by: Reach Apr 22 2004, 03:51 PM
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Apr 22 2004, 06:43 PM)
A favorite way to eat strawberries...
With real whipped cream (not cool whip)
lying naked in bed
with a hot guy
and a warm spring breeze wafting through the windows
when juice from the strawberry drips down his chest
I lean over to lick it off..

Kitty, you promised you wouldn't tell this particular secret of mine. You traitor, you! I'll never trust you again!

Yummy!

Posted by: biggles7268 Apr 22 2004, 04:06 PM

Posted by: The Pure One Apr 22 2004, 04:11 PM
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Apr 22 2004, 03:43 PM)
A favorite way to eat strawberries...

With real whipped cream (not cool whip)

lying naked in bed

with a hot guy

and a warm spring breeze wafting through the windows

when juice from the strawberry drips down his chest

I lean over to lick it off..

I dunno. I mean, it would certainly be a unique experience, don't get me wrong, but social conditioning being what it is, I might feel a little weird about it afterwards. ;)

Posted by: sexkitten Apr 22 2004, 04:15 PM
QUOTE (reach @ Apr 22 2004, 03:51 PM)
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Apr 22 2004, 06:43 PM)
A favorite way to eat strawberries...
With real whipped cream (not cool whip)
lying naked in bed
with a hot guy
and a warm spring breeze wafting through the windows
when juice from the strawberry drips down his chest
I lean over to lick it off..

Kitty, you promised you wouldn't tell this particular secret of mine. You traitor, you! I'll never trust you again!

Yummy!

I caved in for the blowup doll, what can I say... ;)

Posted by: woodsmoke Apr 22 2004, 06:14 PM
Yummy is right! Boy, I'm gonna' have happy dreams tonight!

Pure, isn't your avatar one of the Duke Nukem babes?

Posted by: fortunehooks Apr 22 2004, 08:15 PM
sexkitten,thank you for sharing your favorite techniques. i would change that hot guy into ms.alba,but all in all i love it the same.


Posted by: yanra Apr 23 2004, 09:26 AM
Yipes! I can't read this kind of stuff right now. It's only 1:30 in the afternoon. I still have alot of work to get done!

Posted by: The Pure One Apr 23 2004, 11:50 AM
QUOTE (woodsmoke @ Apr 22 2004, 06:14 PM)
Yummy is right! Boy, I'm gonna' have happy dreams tonight!

Pure, isn't your avatar one of the Duke Nukem babes?

No idea. And I change them frequently enough that the question won't make sense for long. ;)

Posted by: Yaoi Huntress Earth Apr 24 2004, 10:16 AM
Yum. All I need is a cute guy and I'm set. That reminds me of a peice of Final Fantasy 8 fanfiction I read where one of the guys took a bottle of scotch and poured it over his chest. That would be the only time you see me actually enjoying the taste of alchol.
Love,
Yaoi Huntress Earth

Posted by: Dhampir Apr 24 2004, 10:20 AM
FF fanfiction? Have you ever seen the doujins? Final Fantasy is a major topic in them.

Posted by: Yaoi Huntress Earth Apr 24 2004, 10:23 AM
QUOTE (Dhampir @ Apr 24 2004, 10:20 AM)
FF fanfiction? Have you ever seen the doujins? Final Fantasy is a major topic in them.

Yep. And I've seen more than enough scans of the stuff. There was another slash story that had a very interesting use for wine...
Love,
Yaoi Huntress Earth

Posted by: Doug2 Apr 24 2004, 12:42 PM
I hate when I find chest hair in my strawberries.

Posted by: Lokmer Apr 24 2004, 05:21 PM
I don't generally have to worry about chest hairs. Pubic hairs are another issue entirely...but then the process of shaving a bit here and there, when done just right, can be quite a bit of fun. I like to think of it as preparing the plate for eating off of
The trick is to not shave it all off. Women with pubic hair are more fun They smell better, they look more complicated. Like a beard on a man, a woman's bush adds character. But, also like a beard, it can be fun to style it different ways

-Lokmer

Posted by: Reach Apr 25 2004, 11:23 PM

Reach to Lokmer...

From Lewis Grizzard,
Author and Columnist, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, syndicated 520 newspapers

"Damn brother! I don't believe I'da told that!"


Posted by: Fweethawt Apr 26 2004, 12:07 AM
QUOTE (Lokmer @ Apr 24 2004, 09:21 PM)
But, also like a beard, it can be fun to style it different ways

-Lokmer

I can't believe that I missed this thread!

O.k. Lokmer, level with us here! How exactly do you go about doing this? I mean....I don't know.

What do you do, make braids with tiny little beads on the ends, or what?


Posted by: Reach Apr 26 2004, 12:21 AM




Scissors and a comb and a little imagination


Posted by: Fweethawt Apr 26 2004, 12:28 AM
QUOTE (reach @ Apr 26 2004, 04:21 AM)


Scissors and a comb and a little imagination

Yeah, I could see that, if you're into that sort of thing but, wouldn't it be more fun to leave the scissors and comb alone so that you can apply more of the imagination?

Posted by: Lokmer Apr 26 2004, 12:38 AM
I don't know, Fwee...

I think most women would run away screaming if you came after them with tweezers, Garfield stencils, and orange hair dye...

-Lokmer

Posted by: Fweethawt Apr 26 2004, 12:47 AM
QUOTE (Lokmer @ Apr 26 2004, 04:38 AM)
I don't know, Fwee...

I think most women would run away screaming if you came after them with tweezers, Garfield stencils, and orange hair dye...

-Lokmer

Your right Lokmer, MOST of them would, but not ALL!

I can see that my reputation has made its way across the United States, huh?

[Even some who have allowed the application of the "Garfield-do", run off after the final stage]

You know, where you set the tray of lasagna down, and sit back to wait in gleeful anticipation.

Posted by: Loren Apr 26 2004, 01:08 AM
QUOTE (reach @ Apr 26 2004, 12:21 AM)


Scissors and a comb and a little imagination

Taking my teeny, tiny scissors and teeny, tiny comb and sculpting a teeny, tiny topiary elephant....

Posted by: Fweethawt Apr 26 2004, 01:28 AM
QUOTE (Loren @ Apr 26 2004, 05:08 AM)
QUOTE (reach @ Apr 26 2004, 12:21 AM)


Scissors and a comb and a little imagination

Taking my teeny, tiny scissors and teeny, tiny comb and sculpting a teeny, tiny topiary elephant....

Not to be intrusive or anything, but if you can pull this one off, I'd like to see some pictures!

In my best Obi-wan impression:
"That's no bush! That's a shrubbery station!"

Posted by: 603269726 Apr 26 2004, 02:30 AM
my two cents...

hold an ice cube in your mouth. alternate using your tounge and the ice cube when yer goin' down on ya woman.

eees good chyes

Posted by: sexkitten Apr 26 2004, 07:50 AM
I am posting just to note that I have absolutely no comment on this matter.

CODE
Other than to say that the orange hair dye takes weeks to get out...

Posted by: Doug2 Apr 26 2004, 09:32 AM
QUOTE
Women with pubic hair are more fun

A well trimmed landing strip (Or better yet, the pointing triangle) can enhance the look.

Posted by: Libertus Apr 26 2004, 06:19 PM
Poor Kitty. She starts a thread about interesting foreplay, or play, ideas, and it gets turned into a Pubic Beauty Salon.

Libertus

Posted by: Fweethawt Apr 26 2004, 06:57 PM
Alright then, back to the strawberries!

Posted by: Grand Atheist May 9 2004, 02:17 PM
er... what strawberries?

Posted by: sexkitten May 10 2004, 02:30 PM
How's about this one... When man is on top, and pressed up really hard against the woman, he squeezes his butt really fast, giving a vibrator like action on the clit.

Very nice.

Posted by: Quicksand May 10 2004, 04:13 PM
I like to suprise her with cunnilingus in suprise places. Like on the way up the steps. Walking thru the park. You can do a whole day of that esp if she reciprocates


Posted by: Lokmer May 10 2004, 04:25 PM
I love doing that one. It's very easy when your lady is wearing a skirt
-Lokmer

Posted by: Quicksand May 10 2004, 04:27 PM
QUOTE (Lokmer @ May 10 2004, 04:25 PM)
I love doing that one. It's very easy when your lady is wearing a skirt
-Lokmer

mmmm ymmm hhhhmmm skirts.....(lost in porn land now of thoughts)

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