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| Do You Masturbate? Yes [ 106 ] [92.98%] No [ 5 ] [4.39%] Did but stopped [ 3 ] [2.63%] Total Votes: 114 Posted by: Emperor Norton II Dec 8 2003, 01:08 PM When Stank started her poll, I got curious on the percent of people who do. This seems as good a place as any to start asking questions. Posted by: Doug2 Dec 8 2003, 01:13 PM This must be the topic of the week. Posted by: JezebelLeFey Dec 8 2003, 01:41 PM Yes. It's fun and a great pain reliever. Posted by: I Broke Free Dec 8 2003, 02:50 PM Just about everyday since October 13, 1973 Yes, I remember!! Posted by: Doug2 Dec 8 2003, 02:58 PM QUOTE October 13, 1973 Yes, I remember!! Wow, that must have been something. I had no idea what I was doing, much less the sense to mark it on the calendar. I read an article a while back that said even toddlers masterbate (though not to orgasm I would wager). Probably much the same way a person massages any other part of their body. People just rediscover masterbation at puberty and it takes on a new meaning. Posted by: TexasFreethinker Dec 8 2003, 03:40 PM QUOTE (I BROKE FREE @ Dec 8 2003, 05:50 PM) Just about everyday since October 13, 1973 Yes, I remember!! This may be Too Much Information for some, but I remember the first time I got a liquid payoff when masturbating. I thought I had broken something! Posted by: Libertus Dec 8 2003, 03:54 PM QUOTE (TexasFreethinker @ Dec 8 2003, 03:40 PM) QUOTE (I BROKE FREE @ Dec 8 2003, 05:50 PM) Just about everyday since October 13, 1973 Yes, I remember!! This may be Too Much Information for some, but I remember the first time I got a liquid payoff when masturbating. I thought I had broken something! I must be honest and say that it scared me half to death too! Posted by: Dhampir Dec 8 2003, 04:24 PM I learned about it before it started with me, but was still freaked out when it did... Posted by: ~Josalo~ Dec 8 2003, 06:50 PM QUOTE (TexasFreethinker @ Dec 8 2003, 03:40 PM) QUOTE (I BROKE FREE @ Dec 8 2003, 05:50 PM) Just about everyday since October 13, 1973 Yes, I remember!! This may be Too Much Information for some, but I remember the first time I got a liquid payoff when masturbating. I thought I had broken something! TexasFreeThinker holyshit dude, I'm 14. I'm a master debator though Posted by: Matthew Dec 8 2003, 08:43 PM QUOTE Yes. It's fun and a great pain reliever Here here! Matthew Posted by: Matthew Dec 8 2003, 08:53 PM I don't know the percentage of girls on here..but I tend to think that the old adage is true: 3/4 guys masturbate and the 4th is a liar. Matthew Posted by: 603269726 Dec 9 2003, 02:44 AM if you're happy and you know it beat your meat! if you're happy and you know it beat your meat! if you're happy and you know it and you really want to pull it if you're happy and you know it beat your meat! Posted by: Lanakila Dec 9 2003, 08:06 AM Don't have any meat to beat. Yes even married people with good (active) sex lives masturbate. That is because it makes sex better, IMO. It doesn't take away at all. Even fantacising about others just makes it better. Fanticising might actually be a good thing because it slows the process down, by making you concentrate on the fantasy, and thereby creating more pleasure. Also, doing this when there are separation times, or if your desire level is above that of your spouse is a helpful thing in marriage, especially if you want to remain monogomous. Making masturbation illegal, and then suffering with more desire than the spouse, or separation is a recipe for an adulterous relationship. Posted by: Consummate Deist Dec 9 2003, 08:18 AM Even if I could vote, you didn't include a "Well - Duh!" entry! All the Creator's children (including most of the higher animals) "pull their pud" or whatever, even the Christ Cultists, they just aren't always honest about it! Posted by: Libertus Dec 9 2003, 12:45 PM QUOTE (Consummate Deist @ Dec 9 2003, 08:18 AM) Even if I could vote, you didn't include a "Well - Duh!" entry! All the Creator's children (including most of the higher animals) "pull their pud" or whatever, even the Christ Cultists, they just aren't always honest about it! CD You crack me up sometimes, but is always so true (though we may disagree on the creator part, but hey it works). Higher animals, especially us primates, seem to be evolved well equipped for it, including the rational thought to figure out how to make it better. Xpen Posted by: Neil Dec 9 2003, 04:03 PM QUOTE (Matthew @ Dec 8 2003, 10:53 PM) I don't know the percentage of girls on here..but I tend to think that the old adage is true: 3/4 guys masturbate and the 4th is a liar. Absolutely! Any man who tells you that he doesn't masturbate is a liar. It's actually unhealthy if you don't, so it's practically impossible to be a guy and never masturbate. I think a lot more women do it than let on, too. I don't know how necessary it is for women to do it, but if my roommate is any indication of this, then the overwhelming urge to play with one's self is not an attribute exclusive to men. This begs the question: Who is the fuggin' liar who voted no? Posted by: mah_jong13 Dec 9 2003, 09:31 PM I remember the first time I had sex. I was so afraid! It was dark! And I was all alone! Posted by: Shadfox Dec 9 2003, 09:48 PM QUOTE Who is the fuggin' liar who voted no? Well, my body is a sacred temple not to be touched by heathen hands Alright...so I've killed a few kittens: Posted by: TexasFreethinker Dec 10 2003, 05:15 AM QUOTE (mah_jong13 @ Dec 10 2003, 12:31 AM) I remember the first time I had sex. I was so afraid! It was dark! And I was all alone! Very funny! And probably true for 99.9999% of us! Posted by: Lanakila Dec 10 2003, 05:15 AM ROFL. I have a feeling a theist voted in the poll is why 1 person said they don't masturbate. Posted by: No surprises Dec 10 2003, 08:47 AM QUOTE (Neil @ Dec 9 2003, 04:03 PM) QUOTE (Matthew @ Dec 8 2003, 10:53 PM) I don't know the percentage of girls on here..but I tend to think that the old adage is true: 3/4 guys masturbate and the 4th is a liar. Absolutely! Any man who tells you that he doesn't masturbate is a liar. It's actually unhealthy if you don't, so it's practically impossible to be a guy and never masturbate. I think a lot more women do it than let on, too. I don't know how necessary it is for women to do it, but if my roommate is any indication of this, then the overwhelming urge to play with one's self is not an attribute exclusive to men. This begs the question: Who is the fuggin' liar who voted no? Neil, I don't masturbate. I'd tell you that it's for pure reasons...but the facct of the matter, is that I'm missing both arms. Granted, I know that I'm in the vast minority here...but it's true...I don't masturbate, and I'm not lying. woo hoo...I wwas right for once! hehe Posted by: Libertus Dec 10 2003, 12:11 PM Shadfox That picture just killed me . Poor kittens, they're doomed, aren't they? Xpen Posted by: Doug2 Dec 10 2003, 07:31 PM QUOTE (No surprises @ Dec 10 2003, 08:47 AM) I don't masturbate. I'd tell you that it's for pure reasons...but the facct of the matter, is that I'm missing both arms. Granted, I know that I'm in the vast minority here...but it's true...I don't masturbate, and I'm not lying. woo hoo...I wwas right for once! hehe While that might make it more difficult, I wouldn't let it hold you back. Find a washing machine, mattress, or a good sex toy. You have legs? You can use them to masterbate. There are a couple techniques for that. Toes too. Married? Let your spouse help. Get creative and have some fun. Posted by: Zorra Dec 10 2003, 08:40 PM Oh, man....if I couldn't masturbate, I think I would have killed several people by now. Posted by: nightbreeze Dec 10 2003, 11:40 PM In college a guy was caught doing the deed. He was then on referred to as "Top Gun". Posted by: Neil Dec 11 2003, 03:24 AM QUOTE (Doug2 @ Dec 10 2003, 09:31 PM) While that might make it more difficult, I wouldn't let it hold you back. Find a washing machine, mattress, or a good sex toy. You have legs? You can use them to masterbate. There are a couple techniques for that. Toes too. Married? Let your spouse help. Get creative and have some fun. And although it's completely impractical and I'll spare the detail, I have been able to do without the use of hands. Not having hands might make autoerotica quite difficult to pull off, but not impossible. I mean, dogs can do it. It just requires a different technique. Posted by: No surprises Dec 11 2003, 07:54 AM Thanks for the tips guys! I also had a few other injuries from my accident...I broke my back in three spots, and crushed my pelvis and tailbone into egg shell pieces. Miraculously, I am still functional, albeit not quite as studly as I used to be...hehe. Also, I erroneously voted...no, and I should have voted....used to, but not anymore. Posted by: MalaInSe Dec 11 2003, 09:28 AM QUOTE (Matthew @ Dec 8 2003, 08:53 PM) I don't know the percentage of girls on here..but I tend to think that the old adage is true: 3/4 guys masturbate and the 4th is a liar. The percentage among women is more like 1/4 women masturbate and 3/4 are liars. I think you have an unusually honest population of women here. Ren Posted by: ~Josalo~ Dec 11 2003, 04:18 PM theres nothing wrong with frosting the cake! (_)_)lllllllllllllllllllllllD~~~~~~~~~~~ Posted by: Matthew Dec 11 2003, 09:50 PM QUOTE In college a guy was caught doing the deed. He was then on referred to as "Top Gun". That's nothing. I had a high school chemistry teacher who was said to have been caught on two different occasions choking his chicken..once in a classroom and once in the teacher's lounge-both times was walked in on. I was never able to verify the rumors..but, knowing this creep, it wouldn't suprise me if true. Matthew Posted by: MalaInSe Dec 12 2003, 10:00 AM QUOTE (Matthew @ Dec 11 2003, 09:50 PM) That's nothing. I had a high school chemistry teacher who was said to have been caught on two different occasions choking his chicken..once in a classroom and once in the teacher's lounge-both times was walked in on. I was never able to verify the rumors..but, knowing this creep, it wouldn't suprise me if true. I had a male friend in high school that went to a Catholic school. There are two related schools (one for boys and the other for girls) here in town known for high academic standards. They have competitive entrance exams. One of my best friends went to the girl's school. Anyway, this guy went to the boy's school and his dad was even a teacher or administrator there, I don't remember which. A few days before graduation, he got caught wanking off in the boy's locker room, and they actually disciplined him for it and wouldn't let him attend the graduation ceremonies. I suspect, however, that it wasn't so much that he was jacking off, but that he was doing it in the locker room that was the issue. A little aroused by the scent of dirty jocks, maybe? I haven't kept in touch so I'm not sure what happened to him, but I suspect that his all-boys school is a source of very fond memories for him, if you know what I mean. Renee Posted by: CuredCharismaniac Dec 12 2003, 10:39 AM In Bible College, I was held back a year because of my "masturbation problem." I think I was the only one in that place with the honesty to confess it to the dean. My grades were fine, but that jacking off was keeping me spiritually immature. My second year, I still couldn't lick the masturbation problem. Granted, I did go months at a time without doing the deed, but when I fell, I fell hard. Finally, I was required to call the dean of my school whenever I felt the urge to masturbate. It was his job to talk me out of it. I can't believe I was ever a part of such foolishness. Posted by: Contra Xian Dec 12 2003, 11:10 AM Dude, not only that, but I can't believe that HE ever took part in such foolishness. Strange what our tuition pays the staff to do! Posted by: I Broke Free Dec 12 2003, 02:25 PM QUOTE (CuredCharismaniac @ Dec 12 2003, 01:39 PM) In Bible College, I was held back a year because of my "masturbation problem." I think I was the only one in that place with the honesty to confess it to the dean. I can't believe I was ever a part of such foolishness. I played the same stupid sap you did while in the Morg Collective. At the time I was so disappointed in myself. Now I am disappointed and angry at them for lying to me. Posted by: Antonia Dec 13 2003, 12:36 AM My husband loves for us to watch each other masturbate. I find the sight of him working himself to a huge hard-on REALLY arousing. NO SHAME!!! Only love and still-rampant lust. When I was in the Navy and deployed far away from him, I would get myself off at night in my bunk (with the curtains shut, of course), and he was my fantasy. This guilt-ridden homophobic misogynist born-again crap about masturbation being unhealthy and making people promiscuous is just that - CRAP. Our married sex is better for it. Since we left the Evil Corporation known as the Christ Cults, our sex life has just exploded. *wink* Posted by: bdpuffin Dec 13 2003, 06:18 PM I had a roommate in bible college who said he didn't masturbate and never had - I didn't believe him. I can't even begin to remember how many times I prayed that god would remove that 'evil' desire from me and of course it never happened. For the record, I do it at least once every day, usually more. I do remember that first orgasm - I wasn't even aware really of what I was doing, but suddenly it was like WHOAH! What was THAT? And can I make it happen again... no shame no more for me. bdp Posted by: ~Josalo~ Dec 13 2003, 07:55 PM QUOTE (Antonia @ Dec 13 2003, 12:36 AM) My husband loves for us to watch each other masturbate. I find the sight of him working himself to a huge hard-on REALLY arousing. NO SHAME!!! Only love and still-rampant lust. When I was in the Navy and deployed far away from him, I would get myself off at night in my bunk (with the curtains shut, of course), and he was my fantasy. This guilt-ridden homophobic misogynist born-again crap about masturbation being unhealthy and making people promiscuous is just that - CRAP. Our married sex is better for it. Since we left the Evil Corporation known as the Christ Cults, our sex life has just exploded. *wink* thats hot! Posted by: Matthew Dec 13 2003, 08:56 PM QUOTE In Bible College, I was held back a year because of my "masturbation problem." I think I was the only one in that place with the honesty to confess it to the dean. My grades were fine, but that jacking off was keeping me spiritually immature. My second year, I still couldn't lick the masturbation problem. Granted, I did go months at a time without doing the deed, but when I fell, I fell hard. Finally, I was required to call the dean of my school whenever I felt the urge to masturbate. It was his job to talk me out of it. Geez..how sick! Like it was this fellow's business to know when you felt like spanking your monkey. Which Bible college did you go to? I dread to think what would have happened if you were raised Catholic and the priest wanted you to call him whenever you felt the urge to wack off. Matthew Posted by: chefranden Dec 13 2003, 10:41 PM I've been doing it since I can't remember. At least 5, the little red haired girl. No I'm not making that up! I'm 53 now, slowed down a bit, but at least it still works for that without drugs! PS I tried to quit when I was a Christian, sometimes I'd last 3 weeks at a time, kinda like that Seinfeld episode. Posted by: Pasha Dec 14 2003, 06:03 AM QUOTE TexasFreeThinker holyshit dude, I'm 14. When I was 14, it was at least twice a day! Posted by: Shadfox Dec 14 2003, 06:42 AM I had a similar incident with a science teacher. I was working on a project for a science competition and required Vaseline to seal a thermo containment thingie, so on instruction I started digging through the desk in his office. I found the Vaseline..and a vast collection of vintage pornography! Posted by: ~Josalo~ Dec 14 2003, 10:36 AM Lets start a new poll, who uses lube when they work the meat? I'm sure you have all had your fair share of chaffing........ Posted by: Emperor Norton II Dec 14 2003, 04:00 PM I can't really say that I do- well, I masturbate a lot in the shower, and soap works well enough when it's tender. If you're wanting to talk about a new poll, I say we should start one to see who shaves their pubic hair. I got advice from a female friend to do so, and I cut my sack in the process- holy shit, did that hurt. Posted by: Doug2 Dec 14 2003, 04:31 PM We had one person explain why they voted no on this poll, I'm still waiting to hear from the other one. QUOTE I cut my sack in the process- holy shit, did that hurt. I'm sorry, I know that must have hurt, but that was hilarious! Trimming/shaving the pubic hair is becoming popular now. I keep mine short. Sounds like you might be using the wrong tools. Maybe you should use scissors to get the hairs short, then use a beard trimmer if you want to go further. You really don't want to be getting to close with scissors. That is a good way to injure yourself. A fun activity with someone you really trust is for them to go in carefully and buzz it off for you. Posted by: I Broke Free Dec 14 2003, 04:43 PM QUOTE (_rodan_ @ Dec 14 2003, 07:00 PM) I can't really say that I do- well, I masturbate a lot in the shower, and soap works well enough when it's tender. If you're wanting to talk about a new poll, I say we should start one to see who shaves their pubic hair. I got advice from a female friend to do so, and I cut my sack in the process- holy shit, did that hurt. I like the feel and affect of a shorn sack. I use a razor with no problems at all. However I shave it while in a tub of warm water. Just make sure to smooth out all the wrinkles with one hand while shaving with the other. I read that using a beard trimmer is best to avoid hurting yourself, but when I tried that method, I cut myself to pieces. Posted by: Matthew Dec 14 2003, 05:34 PM I don't know if I would ever shave my pubic hair. I find it very sexy when a girl shaves her hair off. I guess it's because I am still much of a wuss when it comes to physical pain and the thought of what might happen. Matthew Posted by: CuredCharismaniac Dec 14 2003, 07:14 PM QUOTE (Matthew @ Dec 13 2003, 08:56 PM) QUOTE In Bible College, I was held back a year because of my "masturbation problem." I think I was the only one in that place with the honesty to confess it to the dean. My grades were fine, but that jacking off was keeping me spiritually immature. My second year, I still couldn't lick the masturbation problem. Granted, I did go months at a time without doing the deed, but when I fell, I fell hard. Finally, I was required to call the dean of my school whenever I felt the urge to masturbate. It was his job to talk me out of it. Geez..how sick! Like it was this fellow's business to know when you felt like spanking your monkey. Which Bible college did you go to? I dread to think what would have happened if you were raised Catholic and the priest wanted you to call him whenever you felt the urge to wack off. Matthew I attended a small non-denominational charismatic bible school. Its major influences were from the Word of Faith and Pentecostal Holiness movements. It was affiliated with a large church, and started by a man that had a worldwide itinerant ministry. The place collapsed after the Pastor was caught having a homosexual relationship with the youth pastor. Posted by: Emperor Norton II Dec 14 2003, 10:18 PM QUOTE I find it very sexy when a girl shaves her hair off. Well, ya know, Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. That's my idea behind it. There's nothing I hate like getting pubic hair caught between my teeth when I'm eating a girl out. Posted by: ~Josalo~ Dec 15 2003, 12:24 PM if you shave your pubes it makes them razor sharp the next day or so and it gets all red down there, not from blood though. Posted by: Human1345KWTX5 Dec 15 2003, 01:27 PM Masterbate? Living creatures, breathing humans? Masterbating? No way! Was it in tonight's paper? I only read the part where it reads something like this: "...and dey coitus in da gwarden and now we is all fwaaked!..." LMAO! Posted by: ~Josalo~ Dec 15 2003, 04:03 PM QUOTE (_rodan_ @ Dec 14 2003, 10:18 PM) QUOTE I find it very sexy when a girl shaves her hair off. Well, ya know, Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. That's my idea behind it. There's nothing I hate like getting pubic hair caught between my teeth when I'm eating a girl out. mmmm pussy......... Posted by: Lanakila Dec 15 2003, 04:26 PM I am sure its sexy right after the pubes are shaved. But give it about 3 or 4 days and its going to be sharp as the razor you used to shave it. Shaving my legs is enough of a pain in the ass, I really don't think I need to add shaving my pubes to my personal hygeine. I do cut it short with sissors though. Posted by: I Broke Free Dec 15 2003, 05:49 PM QUOTE (Lanakila @ Dec 15 2003, 07:26 PM) I am sure its sexy right after the pubes are shaved. But give it about 3 or 4 days and its going to be sharp as the razor you used to shave it. Shaving my legs is enough of a pain in the ass, I really don't think I need to add shaving my pubes to my personal hygeine. I do cut it short with sissors though. I can't believe we are even discussing this. Last night, just as I was about to fall asleep, I remembered what I wrote regarding how to shave your sack and I had a mild panic attack! Posted by: Lanakila Dec 15 2003, 06:43 PM Me either IBF. I can't believe I told how I cut my pubies rofl. Posted by: Doug2 Dec 15 2003, 06:53 PM I guess it isn't something you normally discuss in public. It is nice to have a place where people can discuss things honestly. That's how we really figure out who we are. Hey, it's just hair right? Posted by: Libertus Dec 15 2003, 07:38 PM QUOTE (I BROKE FREE @ Dec 15 2003, 05:49 PM) QUOTE (Lanakila @ Dec 15 2003, 07:26 PM) I am sure its sexy right after the pubes are shaved. But give it about 3 or 4 days and its going to be sharp as the razor you used to shave it. Shaving my legs is enough of a pain in the ass, I really don't think I need to add shaving my pubes to my personal hygeine. I do cut it short with sissors though. I can't believe we are even discussing this. Last night, just as I was about to fall asleep, I remembered what I wrote regarding how to shave your sack and I had a mild panic attack! Don't worry IBF. If you're the one who cut it, I had a mild panic attack just reading about it. We can talk about whatever we want. I though will just keep my pubes to myself . . . errr . . . never mind (not trying to divert back to the original topic or anything). Xpen Posted by: chefranden Dec 15 2003, 09:37 PM I'd be impressed if we could discuss these things at a party or something. We would probably change the subject. Posted by: Matthew Dec 15 2003, 10:06 PM QUOTE Me either IBF. I can't believe I told how I cut my pubies rofl. Slangfully speaking- it's all good. I mean..if you can't talk openly about masturbating or shaving your "pubes" with your friends..who can you talk about it to? I can't believe how many deep things I can share with my friends who are atheists and other skeptics than with people who are Christians. With intimate taboos, one has to be careful not to step on eggshells without bringing up an inappropriate topic. I love the free honesty in which non-Christians can discuss sexuality like this. Matthew Posted by: michelle Dec 15 2003, 10:08 PM I once had a boyfreind who was Catholic & he refused to masturbate because it was a sin. The problem with that was, he wanted it from me every single night. And we werent married but I guess that wasnt a sin huh? I begged him to masturbate due to the exhaustion & all. lol as far as trimming pubes go I think were getting old around here, there was no getting scissors near it back when, being that it just curled up & what not lol Im laughing so hard my stomach hurts! So, how do ya make it curly again, perm it? oh hell might as well start shaving! Posted by: Emperor Norton II Dec 16 2003, 12:00 AM Actually, mine grows back curly. Yeah, michelle, it's amazing how religious people avoid certain taboos like the plague- I doubt he would've been the same if guys talked about masturbation like they do sex. Posted by: JezebelLeFey Dec 19 2003, 05:15 PM Actually, the regrowth isn't so bad if you use a depilatory or wax. Yeah, waxing hurts, but it beats shaving. Posted by: mah_jong13 Dec 20 2003, 06:37 AM Why am I not surprised! I leave for a few days and when I get back I see that you all have devolved even lower than before! My husband thinks the girls in the movies keep their puss's shaved all the time. I assured him that IF they do keep it shaved it is because they are making $$ with it. Otherwise, OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH! I thought this was cute: (_)_)lllllllllllllllllllllllD~~~~~~~~~~~ I added it to my email signature. So what can I use for a pussy? Maybe this: (s) but it's not obvious. Anyone? Posted by: ~Josalo~ Dec 20 2003, 02:32 PM hmmm maybe ( l ) or this (0)? {0}? Posted by: woodsmoke Dec 22 2003, 05:06 PM Nope! Never did it! Not once in my life! That night before I went in to speak to the bishop about getting my patriarchal blessing was more like a fondling. It certainly wasn't my fault the white stuff came out! In no way could that have been considered masturbation! No way no how! And the morning before I actually went to the patriarch himself to get the blessing . . . . The devil made me do it! Okay, okay, I've masturbated since as long as I can remember. Hell, I used to get under my bed when I was a little kid with a scotch-tape dispenser and....umm...I think I've said too much already. Y'all get the point, anyway! I used to have the guilt problems, too. I actually went for months at a time sometimes--my determination could even hold off my hormones for a while, that's how damn stubborn I can be--but inevitably I would give in again and, like IBF, feel the appropriate guilt for my "sin." I only told the bishop about it two or three times, though. And comparing the numbers of reports to actual incidences, it's probably something like 3:786418674864186746387468748/67418674685867468786418676846/8746874684974165749854156768476841638...... You get the idea. In all actuality, these days, I only masturbate once every week or so. Since I lost the guilt complex it's just not that big a deal anymore. Sure it's still fun, I just don't feel the compulsion or need like I used to. If that makes any sense to y'all. Of course, it could be that Jessica does it for me these days. Posted by: woodsmoke Dec 22 2003, 05:10 PM And being the master of hijacking threads that I am, I too trim my pubic hair. I've never had the balls to get a razor anywhere near that area of my body. Then again, maybe I have, and that's why I've never gotten a razor down there. Y'all's guess is as good as mine. It's kind of a bother, but it is nice to keep it trimmed. It itched a lot when I first started doing it, but now it bothers me if I let it get too long. Go figger. It's also a huge bother to clean a jungle--grasslands are much easier to manage. Posted by: BillJ Dec 29 2003, 08:58 PM Posted by: ~Josalo~ Dec 30 2003, 07:15 PM Okay, okay, I've masturbated since as long as I can remember. Hell, I used to get under my bed when I was a little kid with a scotch-tape dispenser and....umm...I think I've said too much already. Y'all get the point, anyway! WTF, ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU STUFFED YOUR COCK THROUGH THE FUCKING TAPE DISPENSER CIRCLE THING? YOUR DICK MUST BE SHREDDED WHEAT LOL Posted by: Me Jan 3 2004, 08:44 PM Of course I do! Ya know, the part people get messed up is that onan dude. At the time, he wasn't masturbating, he just spilled the result on the ground. Was he killed for masturbating? or for refusing to get his BROTHER'S WIFE Pregnant? Think about it. Posted by: Brian O'Brien Jan 6 2004, 12:48 AM QUOTE (Shadfox @ Dec 9 2003, 09:48 PM) QUOTE Who is the fuggin' liar who voted no? Well, my body is a sacred temple not to be touched by heathen hands Alright...so I've killed a few kittens: That kitten picture is up on the wall at my work! Small world! Posted by: Cerise Jan 6 2004, 01:04 AM Just a little incentive for fellow peace lovers... http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ Posted by: Matthew Jan 13 2004, 09:37 AM QUOTE I used to have the guilt problems, too. I actually went for months at a time sometimes--my determination could even hold off my hormones for a while, that's how damn stubborn I can be--but inevitably I would give in again and, like IBF, feel the appropriate guilt for my "sin." I only told the bishop about it two or three times, though Was the bishop fascinated to know about it? Some clergymen seem almost fascinated to know about some youth's struggling lust and sexual urges. Matthew Posted by: BillJ Jan 13 2004, 03:18 PM I made this rhyme in grade 6. The skin on my dink I think is pink and when I wack off it's blue what is that white colored goo Posted by: Farasha Jan 14 2004, 01:30 AM WOW this is definately the most HILARIOUS thread I have ever read.....I can't stop laughing!!!! You guys are hilarious!!!! Anyway, since not many females have posted on this topic, I thought I'd share.... Yes, I masturbate, not very often though, especially not now at college. I used to a lot though, and then feel HORRIBLY guilty about it. I think that is the worst guilt I have ever felt. Sometimes Xianity makes you feel like an absolute monster for doing those things. Plus, I thought I was like the only one in the world who did it. I thought there was something wrong w/ me or something. On a different note... Hmm, intriguing...I've never heard of people trimming their pubic hair (guess the topic doesn't come up much at a Xian college)...may I ask what the purpose of doing that is? Posted by: Doug2 Jan 14 2004, 01:40 AM QUOTE Hmm, intriguing...I've never heard of people trimming their pubic hair (guess the topic doesn't come up much at a Xian college)...may I ask what the purpose of doing that is? The primary purpose is to keep hair out of your partner's mouth during oral sex. Also it is a bit of a fashion statement and makes the area more visible. Posted by: Emperor Norton II Jan 15 2004, 09:07 PM QUOTE The primary purpose is to keep hair out of your partner's mouth during oral sex. Eck! I remember the first time that happened to me- it still makes me shudder every time I think about it. EcK! QUOTE I used to a lot though, and then feel HORRIBLY guilty about it. Yeah, so did I. After I'd said to hell with my relgion, though, it went away over-fucking-night. Posted by: .:ºstankdeezº:. Jan 15 2004, 09:52 PM ive been masturbating for as long as i can remember... then when i was 14 i heard the sermon [we've all heard it dont act like im the only one] and i started feeling guilty. but then i actually thought about it. and i thought... um.. if this whole thing is true [which i believe it is] then God gave me this clitoris... and vaginal opening... and an anal opening that.. erm.. feels oddly pleasurable to some [ am i telling too much of my businees here? ] and he knew that rubbing any of it would be a type of friction.. and if the laws of physics hold true, with friction causing heat and all that, that there's no way for some type of eruption not to happen.. granted there's viscous liquid to keep it goin but come on... its a natural occurence. everyone feels that little tingle.. or in some cases, earthquake in the genital area... why would god make all that.. and then, on top of that make it feel insanely good and then say, "HEY.. can you not touch that until you get married? on second thought, dont ever touch it. just have someone else touch it. but only after you get married. so in essence, there will never be any touching. unless you're married. so not never, but certainly, all the way through puberty and on up into your early adult years at least. have fun trying to keep your sanity! love you, bye! -- God" i just thought about it hardcore one day...and i thought.. there's really no way he would want to torture me like this. it just cant be possible. then there's the 'scripture' in the bible that no one can find but trust me *ding* its there! telling you its wrong. ive never seen it. so i say, nothing wrong with it. as long as you're not putting stuff up there like.. small animals and um.. sausages. i once read a story about a woman who had to go get the sausage removed in the emergency room. then i read this story about this woman who tied a noose around her neck and stuck something in her.. erm.. "outhole" as my friends like to call it and next think you know they found her dead body in the bathroom. she choked herself to death. but heyyyyyyy what a way to go huh? okay not really. but you get my drift. im just saying. dont do stupid stuff with it. but other than that, i got no problaymo wif it. =] Posted by: SpaceFalcon2001 Jan 15 2004, 10:12 PM Being the horny sex-deprived teenager that I was, I can recall that from 13 to at least 18, I was going at it at least once a day, most days. The pleasure probbly being the only thing that kept me sane those years. Posted by: Zorra Jan 26 2004, 05:12 AM Sometimes I think masturbation is the only thing that keeps me sane nowadays...wonderful stress relief. I used to feel so guilty about it, though, at the height of my fundyism. I still remember discovering my clitoris when I was in Elementary school (I mean, actually seeing it for the first time)...oh, man...I thought something was falling out of me! I was like, "God, I swear, if you let me be okay I'll never masturbate again!" And it's hillarious now, but I actually thought I was falling apart down there, and that God was punishing me for touching myself so often. If only I'd had access to some info on female anatomy.... Needless to say, I have now learned to appreciate my hidden pink blossom, as it has kept me from killing several people and dropping out of school. Posted by: SpaceFalcon2001 Jan 26 2004, 11:43 AM QUOTE (Zorra @ Jan 26 2004, 08:12 AM) Needless to say, I have now learned to appreciate my hidden pink blossom, Now that's a new one... Posted by: Shadfox Jan 26 2004, 05:58 PM QUOTE so i say, nothing wrong with it. as long as you're not putting stuff up there like.. small animals and um.. sausages. Damn these rules =) What about carrots? there's no animal cruelty involved! Posted by: GodzillaBless Jan 27 2004, 08:34 AM Yes, I masturbate. Ever since turning thirty it seems like I have turned into a VERY horny woman, overnight it seems. Um. when the hell did this happen? The other day I decided just to explore -- and the exploration turned me on just as much as the stimulation -- I know now why guys spend nine months trying to get out and the rest of their lives trying to get back in! Inside its not smooth and wet as I imagined it to be -- there's actually a "ridge" inside that causes pleasure to the guy. Finally I just couldn't hold back anymore-- I exploded. And here is a new one: Just yesterday I was making love with the BF, and as I reached my climax, I bit him. YES, you heard me correctly. That's entirely unprecedented. Seems the big 3-0 has uncaged the horny lust tigress in me. He actually jumped to get away from me. And I think I will be buying myself a new toy in the next few days, for those occassions where I'm in the mood and Mr.Mojo Risin isn't. Hey, now that I'm 30 -- I gotta treat me right. Posted by: .:ºstankdeezº:. Jan 27 2004, 10:00 AM QUOTE (shadfox) QUOTE (stankdeezLe) so i say, nothing wrong with it. as long as you're not putting stuff up there like.. small animals and um.. sausages. Damn these rules =) What about carrots? there's no animal cruelty involved! ahhhhhhhh carrots.. cucumbers... hrm.. wot else can you use? celery and cauliflower if you're a little freaky i guess.. just not something thats going to have to ride to the hospital with you in the end LOL Posted by: SpaceFalcon2001 Jan 27 2004, 06:18 PM QUOTE (stankersss @ Jan 27 2004, 01:00 PM) ahhhhhhhh carrots.. cucumbers... hrm.. wot else can you use? celery and cauliflower if you're a little freaky i guess.. just not something thats going to have to ride to the hospital with you in the end LOL *looks around*.... *was just eating celery*... *looks around*... *grabs more celery*... Posted by: Doug2 Jan 27 2004, 06:31 PM QUOTE And I think I will be buying myself a new toy in the next few days, for those occassions where I'm in the mood and Mr.Mojo Risin isn't. Hey, now that I'm 30 -- I gotta treat me right. It's expensive, but if you really want to go all out, try the http://www.sybian.com/sybianindex.htm. It does everything, even your taxes. Posted by: GodzillaBless Jan 27 2004, 07:05 PM Eh. I'll pass. Posted by: Doug2 Jan 27 2004, 07:26 PM Me too, unless I get to go door to door to sell them, and let people try them out. Posted by: .:ºstankdeezº:. Jan 28 2004, 09:03 AM for the fellas http://www.sybian.com/venusindex.htm Posted by: Erik the Awful Jan 28 2004, 10:06 AM Do I Masturbate? Is the pope catholick? Does a bear shit in the woods? Like a wild muntant monkey with the pitituary glands of a whale! I'm curious for the more scholarly amoung us, when did xtianity first start condeming the act of whalin the weezel? And for what crack-headed purpose? Posted by: SyrioForel Jan 28 2004, 10:15 AM QUOTE (stankersss @ Jan 28 2004, 09:03 AM) for the fellas http://www.sybian.com/venusindex.htm lol I'd be afraid this would make me part of the 'undignified deaths' thread over on 'Totally Offtopic'. One power surge at the wrong time and the paramedics that find me have a lifetime of good stories to tell at the bar after work. ;) ~D Posted by: SyrioForel Jan 28 2004, 10:22 AM QUOTE (Erik the Awful @ Jan 28 2004, 10:06 AM) I'm curious for the more scholarly amoung us, when did xtianity first start condeming the act of whalin the weezel? And for what crack-headed purpose? The story of Onan in the OT I believe was the justification. Onan withdrew early and spilled his seed, which angered God. Also in the NT there is a passage that goes something like 'he who lusts after a woman in his mind has already committed adultery', which I know has been used to justify calling flogging the dolphin/rubbing the bean a sin. ~D P.S. sorry I don't have verse numbers, etc, Im one of the less scholarly of the 'more scholarly among us' ;) Posted by: Lokmer Jan 28 2004, 10:26 AM QUOTE I'm curious for the more scholarly amoung us, when did xtianity first start condeming the act of whalin the weezel? And for what crack-headed purpose? OMINFDH!* When I stop laughing I'll answer that. Have to go and find some fresh oxygen now. -Lokmer *Oh-My-Insert-Name-of-Favorite-Diety-Here Posted by: Erik the Awful Jan 28 2004, 11:23 AM OK, but Onan spilled his seed way before there were christians. And some christians argue that God wacked Onan cause he didn't get his brother's wife knocked up, not cause some of his Squirt hit the ground... Mebby the xtians were thinking that if we weren't stroking the sweaty stiffy that sex with our wives would be better. Posted by: sexkitten Jan 28 2004, 12:28 PM QUOTE (SyrioForel @ Jan 28 2004, 10:22 AM) QUOTE (Erik the Awful @ Jan 28 2004, 10:06 AM) I'm curious for the more scholarly amoung us, when did xtianity first start condeming the act of whalin the weezel? And for what crack-headed purpose? The story of Onan in the OT I believe was the justification. Onan withdrew early and spilled his seed, which angered God. Also in the NT there is a passage that goes something like 'he who lusts after a woman in his mind has already committed adultery', which I know has been used to justify calling flogging the dolphin/rubbing the bean a sin. ~D P.S. sorry I don't have verse numbers, etc, Im one of the less scholarly of the 'more scholarly among us' ;) Those are justifications, and they are correct - the story of Onan is used by some to condemn any sexual act which intentionally bypasses procreation (including masturbation, use of birth control, and homosexuality), and Jesus' words on lust are the main justification in the modern era which accepts birth control and planned procreation as not sinful and is forced to recognize that masturbation does not make one insane, blind, or apt to have hair on the palms. When I went to youth group, the teaching was that masturbation itself wasn't sinful, it was the sexual fantasies you had about your math teacher or the cheerleader or the captain of the football team that were bad. (So, as long as its a nervous habit from boredom or a sign of autism, masturbation is perfectly healthy. Isn't that reassuring?) But it doesn't really answer Erik's question of when. I believe it was around the 3rd or 4th century CE that the church decided any sex outside of what was necessary to procreate was sinful, and even marital intercourse was at best, a necessary evil, and around 1200 that Thomas Aquinas stated explicitly that masturbation was a worse sin than rape or incest, because at least you could produce a child from that. Here's a http://members.optusnet.com.au/~austbua/masturbation-sin.htm from website on how to survive being a teenage boy. Posted by: sexkitten Jan 28 2004, 12:32 PM You know what's scary, Erik? I actually recognize you in that avatar.... Posted by: Erik the Awful Jan 28 2004, 12:47 PM Thanks for the research setkitten. I can't say how much stories of christian genital multilation makes me want to cuss 'em to a crisp. How outragous. Why oh why couldn't I find this information when I was a teenage boy?!? You recognize me?!? Oh no. Posted by: Doug2 Jan 28 2004, 08:49 PM Yes, the male version of the sybian is interesting but http://vrinnovations.com/index2.htm is much more interesting. (oh, uh, there be sex and stuff in that link) Posted by: SpaceFalcon2001 Jan 28 2004, 09:30 PM Doug: QUOTE It plugs into the printer (parallel) port of any Windows 95/98 PC. the parallel ports are being weeded out and most newer computers don't have them. Posted by: Doug2 Jan 28 2004, 09:33 PM If that happens I'm sure they can make a USB/Firewire version or include an adapter for whatever is in use at that time. The third version of this is about to be released. When it first came out, parallel was everywhere and usb was not. Most people still have parallel ports. Posted by: SpaceFalcon2001 Jan 28 2004, 10:13 PM QUOTE This was not what the Jews believed. Their Bible said that God had created everything, which of course included our sexual abilities. What’s more, Genesis 1v31 says, "God saw all that he had made and behold it was very good." So the Jews believed that sex was God’s idea and that within the sacred bond of marriage, where it found its fullest expression, it was to be celebrated and enjoyed. As for masturbation, this was never mentioned, nor was it ever listed as a sin in the horrendously detailed lists of sins in books like Leviticus. The Jews clearly regarded masturbation as a natural fact of life and not even worth a mention. Not only did the Jewish Bible never mention masturbation, neither did Jesus or any of the Apostles. There were of course warnings against the misuse of God’s gift of sexuality, but masturbation was never included or named as one of these ‘misuses’. There used to be a little rumor that Jews would only have sex through white sheets with holes in the middle, don't know where that came from Onan just really wasn't masturbating. I wouldn't want to do my brothers widow either, but what I think happend here was that he has sex with her anyway, even though he doesn't really want her, not to mention that she probbly thinks that he is sleeping with her as a final acceptance of his situation. This is what really angers God, the desecration of sex through lies and distortions, rather then the spilled seed. In Jewish law, "Angry sex", using sex as a tool of vindictive action, or holding it above the other person is also forbidden. As for deciding to strike when they were finished; he didn't want to kill the wife too. If he had simply refused to had sex with her, she would pretty much be forced to divorce him, or as often seemed to happen, get him drunk and then sleep with him. Posted by: woodsmoke Jan 29 2004, 01:53 AM QUOTE (SyrioForel) lol I'd be afraid this would make me part of the 'undignified deaths' thread over on 'Totally Offtopic'. One power surge at the wrong time and the paramedics that find me have a lifetime of good stories to tell at the bar after work. ;) Masterfully said! It reminds me of a Robert Schimmel joke.... "Yeah, like I'm going to stick my dick--that shoots a liquid into something that plugs directly into the wall socket!" Posted by: Doug2 Jan 29 2004, 02:35 AM Nah, it's only 120 volts. At worst you will just get a nice stimulating shock. Hey, could be fun. I hope this thread never dies. I imagine what it will looks like 75 pages from now. Posted by: Erik the Awful Jan 30 2004, 12:48 PM Teledildonics is cuming! Its just a matter of time. Buy your patents now! in another ten year, video conferencing will have a whole new set of interfaces. For now, I guess we gotta stick with & Posted by: Lokmer Jan 30 2004, 03:18 PM QUOTE Onan just really wasn't masturbating. I wouldn't want to do my brothers widow either, but what I think happend here was that he has sex with her anyway, even though he doesn't really want her, not to mention that she probbly thinks that he is sleeping with her as a final acceptance of his situation. This is what really angers God, the desecration of sex through lies and distortions, rather then the spilled seed This is current rabinnical teaching, but it don't have a lot to do with Onan. Onan lived in a culture that valued women only through their connection to men. If a woman died childless, she was pretty much screwed (pardon the expression) as she had no family and no support structure. So, in ancient near-eastern cultures there arose a cutom called "leverite marriage" whereby the male family members of a widow's dead husband had the legal obligation to supply her with a male heir so that her dead husband's property rights might be maintained and she would have security. Onan did not want the child conceived to belong to his dead brother, so he frustrated his legal obligation. Thus incurring the wrath of tribal custom. -Lokmer Posted by: Emperor Norton II Feb 5 2004, 11:15 PM QUOTE Nah, it's only 120 volts. At worst you will just get a nice stimulating shock. Hey, could be fun. Dude, I am NOT about to hook something to my dick that's full of electricity, either. Holy shit, that creeps me out. Posted by: Libertus Feb 5 2004, 11:20 PM QUOTE (_rodan_ @ Feb 5 2004, 11:15 PM) QUOTE Nah, it's only 120 volts. At worst you will just get a nice stimulating shock. Hey, could be fun. Dude, I am NOT about to hook something to my dick that's full of electricity, either. Holy shit, that creeps me out. And I must add here, as a trained electronics guy, 120 well-placed vols can give you a final answer to that whole life-after-death question real quick. It only takes, I believe, 3/100ths of an amp to stop your clock, and an outlet puts out substantially more. The funny thing about electric shock too, it may just wait and kill you while you're walking through the mall two days later. Fibrilation is no joke, I tell ya. And, even if you are careful to keep it from going through the old blood-pumping muscle . . . it still freaking hurts! Xpen Posted by: jjacksonRIAB Feb 6 2004, 01:16 PM QUOTE (xpen @ Feb 5 2004, 11:20 PM) QUOTE (_rodan_ @ Feb 5 2004, 11:15 PM) QUOTE Nah, it's only 120 volts. At worst you will just get a nice stimulating shock. Hey, could be fun. Dude, I am NOT about to hook something to my dick that's full of electricity, either. Holy shit, that creeps me out. And I must add here, as a trained electronics guy, 120 well-placed vols can give you a final answer to that whole life-after-death question real quick. It only takes, I believe, 3/100ths of an amp to stop your clock, and an outlet puts out substantially more. The funny thing about electric shock too, it may just wait and kill you while you're walking through the mall two days later. Fibrilation is no joke, I tell ya. And, even if you are careful to keep it from going through the old blood-pumping muscle . . . it still freaking hurts! Xpen It puts out what? 20 amps. I wouldn't fuck with that. (literally) Although you could have millions of volts and you wouldn't be harmed because of the "skin effect" as long as you were grounded, you would have to inductively raise voltage and lower amperage to a safe level, such as with a Tesla coil or a Van de Graaf generator. I just laugh at the thought of someone hooking themselves up to a Tesla coil and shooting lightning from their member, or even their arse. God would be jealous! Posted by: CodeWarren Feb 8 2004, 09:30 PM I'll stick to vagina, thank you very much. EDIT: EWW EWW EWW!!! I just realized how that could be taken...eww!! It must be wet and inviting and all of that! Eww! Posted by: jjacksonRIAB Feb 9 2004, 12:18 PM QUOTE (CodeWarren @ Feb 8 2004, 09:30 PM) I'll stick to vagina, thank you very much. EDIT: EWW EWW EWW!!! I just realized how that could be taken...eww!! It must be wet and inviting and all of that! Eww! LMFAO Posted by: ericf Feb 15 2004, 08:41 AM I am going to try and cover all that I have been reading here... which may be hard. I do masturbate. I have since a very young age. I actually think it may have played a signifigant role in my deconversion... thinking about posting a thread with that story but not here. I am an every day person, sometimes more than that. Man, if I could add up the times it would be enormous. Especially since 1-2 times a day is a slow pace for me. I have actually done it often enough to require stopping due to ... well lets call it passion burns. [Why the heck am I saying this?] There have been times that I needed to work carefully to avoid reopening or irritating said sore spot -- but it only slowed the pace and never stopped it. I have trimmed my hair. Never shaved it all away but I have trimmed. Ladies, some men do not mind hair. Seriously, I like it. Sure, you can get a hair in your mouth but you pick it out (or ignore it) and get back to work. I dated a girl who was so freaked by her own body hair that it ruined an intimate experience. She discovered a hair near her nipple and was too embarrassed and ashamed to continue till after she had stripped all the naturalness off her body... via chemicals, razors, showers, and enough time that I took the issue into my own hands -- see that story was on topic. I have used lube. It can be very nice but sometimes it just isn't what I am looking for -- or available. I also remember the first time I got a liquid reward while doing the deed. It was quite the epiphany, as how sex actually worked became apparent to me ALL AT ONCE! That was probably one of the best solo sessions I ever had for that reason alone. As a side note, ever since then I have been a little jealous of women who can masturbate without having to deal with the mess. Sure some women get a little messy but not all. Then I remind myself that there are other messes I don't have to worry about so it all works out. I could never be a woman unless I was a lesbian... which would be really cool... but I am getting WAY off topic. I can't think of anything else. I hope I covered all I planned on saying. I know I have covered more than I should have. Posted by: Lanakila Feb 16 2004, 04:32 AM Um yeah Eric you did kind of cover alot in your post. Btw welcome to ex-christians. Posted by: ericf Feb 16 2004, 10:42 AM I know I covered a lot. I just wanted to stop myself from having four unanswered posts in a row as I tried to respond to all the comments that amused me. Thanks for the welcome. Time I stopped lurking and posted once in a while. Posted by: brick Feb 17 2004, 04:47 PM I thought this was a non-question by now, of the rhetorical nature like 'Does a bear shit in the woods?' Crap, do people really stress about this? I guess I've forgotten that part of my Xtian past. Poor tortured souls! We need to liberate them! Do you think a few good campaign slogans like these might make some converts? "Leave your god in favour of your Peter." "Wack off! Be free!" "Cum stand alone." "You'll never have that 'someones watching' feeling again." "You know you do it anyway!" "Become a master debator and a cunning linguist." Posted by: starstuff Feb 17 2004, 04:50 PM QUOTE (brick @ Feb 17 2004, 04:47 PM) "Cum stand alone." Posted by: Moreover The Dog Feb 19 2004, 04:27 AM Wow. It appears that so far we have 60 people telling the truth and 4 liars. "I did but I stopped?" I'm not buying it. How does that work? I used to have hormones, but since my operation . . . . As for the the "no never" bunch, I'm sure you're very open and in touch with sexuality in general. You can't even admit to masterbation? What? Are you 8 years old? Is your pituitary gland shriveled up? Or are you so ashamed about it that you'd lie on a web forum? I could be wrong about the 5 people who say no, but I'm pretty sure I'm right. For everyone else who said yes. The answer should actually be "Yes. No shit. What else is new." A better poll would ask left hand or right hand? Ladies - finger or vibrator? If fingers, do you insert or just rub. If you insert, how many? Gentlemen - what is your method for cleaning up after yourself? Posted by: biggles7268 Feb 19 2004, 05:35 AM tissue paper, or sock in an emergency Posted by: Moreover The Dog Feb 19 2004, 05:57 AM I'm a wash cloth man myself even though my girlfriend gets a little upset when there are no available wash cloths and finds them all in the hamper. Ooooops! Posted by: Lanakila Feb 19 2004, 11:00 AM QUOTE A better poll would ask left hand or right hand? Ladies - finger or vibrator? If fingers, do you insert or just rub. If you insert, how many right handed, vibrator occasionally, insert two fingers on my left hand when climaxing. I know too much information, but hell you asked. Posted by: brick Feb 19 2004, 11:11 AM I let the shower drain take care of it. It's a good spot for self gratification; privacy, lots of lubrication, and self cleaning! Posted by: TalkingDonkey Feb 19 2004, 12:06 PM No matter what I use afterwards, I always make sure to spill just a little of my seed upon the ground. Posted by: Emperor Norton II Feb 27 2004, 07:02 PM QUOTE I let the shower drain take care of it. It's a good spot for self gratification; privacy, lots of lubrication, and self cleaning! Quite agreeable. Posted by: lostandconfused Feb 27 2004, 11:59 PM i use the left cause my right is usually holding the mouse... Posted by: Eifelrad Feb 29 2004, 01:53 PM QUOTE (Doug2 @ Jan 28 2004, 11:49 PM) Yes, the male version of the sybian is interesting but http://vrinnovations.com/index2.htm is much more interesting. (oh, uh, there be sex and stuff in that link) For those of you old enough to remember Natalie Wood's last movie "Brainstorm", the endless loop virtual reality sex romp comes to mind. I fear that may be my fate with my hands on that technology. I guess there are worse ways to fry your brain. Posted by: nathanieljc Feb 29 2004, 05:45 PM Well. The truth is I stopped doing it last October. I didn't want to deal with it. Instead I had to deal with orgasm whenever I kissed my girlfriend just a light kiss too. Talk about embarassing! No PDA for me. She was turned on by it though...but of course we were upstanding Christian citizens who only lightly touched one another. Nearly slept with each other a few times though...damn hard this humanity thing. Both of us in orgasm with our clothes on...believe you me, we totally got the hang of foreplay...and the whole needing the touching of the organs...haha the things one can do with imagination...But hey, we were serious, we dated for a year and would've made quite a happy married couple, except for the fact that her father was a Calvinist who refused to acknowlege my presence. Then her friend ran off and eloped. She was scared we'd do the same. I just hope I can retain my skills for any future females in my life...I just have to decide if I'll ever have casual sex. I started again a few days ago. 16 months without self-pleasure. I can't say much about it except that it certainly has lowered stress in my life in a matter of days. Surpressing my sexuality has only hurt it. Posted by: Doug2 Feb 29 2004, 07:17 PM 16 months, ouch. I think that breaks my record. Posted by: formerfundie Feb 29 2004, 08:52 PM Ya'll just have no idea of how reading this whole thread has helped me out - I've sat here reading and lmao, and cried too, but I wont' go into that here - whoa - and I thought just I alone was the biggest "sinner" in the world. I always wondered how the single divorced women in the church I used to go to handled it (LOL) A friend and I had a discussion about this one day, and dummy me - I actually went to the associate pastor of the church about it. They -because of course it was he and his wife, tried the "spilling the seed on the ground" crap and I told them it didn't apply. They sputtered around for a bit and then he came up with the whole fantasizing thing - I was married at the time and honestly only had fantasies about my partner - so shot that one down too. Then the wife pulled out the big guns and got out a book about it. Nowhere in that book did it ever come out and say "masturbation is a sin," instead it said it was an addiction(if that's true oh well, at least it's a healthy one) and they couldn't show me anywhere in the "word of god" where he stated "thou shalt not masturbate" either. The senior pastor just said it was perverse. WTF - I am who I am. My personal favorite is the shower massage, oh y-e-a-h! Posted by: chrome Feb 29 2004, 11:50 PM QUOTE (formerfundie @ Feb 29 2004, 08:52 PM) Ya'll just have no idea of how reading this whole thread has helped me out - I've sat here reading and lmao, and cried too, but I wont' go into that here - whoa - and I thought just I alone was the biggest "sinner" in the world. I always wondered how the single divorced women in the church I used to go to handled it (LOL) A friend and I had a discussion about this one day, and dummy me - I actually went to the associate pastor of the church about it. They -because of course it was he and his wife, tried the "spilling the seed on the ground" crap and I told them it didn't apply. They sputtered around for a bit and then he came up with the whole fantasizing thing - I was married at the time and honestly only had fantasies about my partner - so shot that one down too. Then the wife pulled out the big guns and got out a book about it. Nowhere in that book did it ever come out and say "masturbation is a sin," instead it said it was an addiction(if that's true oh well, at least it's a healthy one) and they couldn't show me anywhere in the "word of god" where he stated "thou shalt not masturbate" either. The senior pastor just said it was perverse. WTF - I am who I am. My personal favorite is the shower massage, oh y-e-a-h! That was an excellent post. I too have been reading this thread, and most of the other threads as well, and that was the best story. Posted by: SpaceFalcon2001 Feb 29 2004, 11:57 PM QUOTE (lostandconfused @ Feb 28 2004, 02:59 AM) i use the left cause my right is usually holding the mouse... Right (right handed |