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| Posted by: sexkitten Oct 14 2004, 05:52 PM |
| Ladies: First time you tried to pee standing up 0-6 years old [ 0 ] [0.00%] 6-10 [ 2 ] [12.50%] 10-12 [ 0 ] [0.00%] 12-15 [ 0 ] [0.00%] 15-18 [ 0 ] [0.00%] 18-25 [ 1 ] [6.25%] next time I pee [ 2 ] [12.50%] I'm a man, man [ 9 ] [56.25%] I'm a man, but pee sitting down [ 1 ] [6.25%] My cat's name is mittens [ 1 ] [6.25%] Total Votes: 16 Posted by: Doug2 Apr 18 2004, 02:20 PM Ok, I don't really have large breasts so this is a question for the women. I have had several experiences with woman who walk by me, or are around me, who brush their breast up against me while they are close. As a man, I usually don't brush my genital area against just anyone so I am wondering, do women use this as a sign that they are interested, or just this just happen, or maybe a bit of both? Oh, the poll is completely unrelated, I am just sleep deprived and wanted to start a poll. Posted by: pitchu Apr 18 2004, 02:37 PM Doug, Now that I've shaken my head back into semi-sensical thought-routing, let me venture to say that this breast-brushing phenomenon needs to be assessed in conjunction with the presence or absence of other signals, as well as the degree of ease with which the woman could have avoided the contact. See, 'cause, they even get in OUR way sometimes, and brush against wet paint, tree sap, or pigeon-poop on the windshield we're cleaning. On another note, I can pretty much assure you that it is a sign of something or other if she brushes her breasts against you while peeing. Posted by: biggles7268 Apr 18 2004, 02:45 PM QUOTE On another note, I can pretty much assure you that it is a sign of something or other if she brushes her breasts against you while peeing. lol Posted by: Doug2 Apr 18 2004, 02:57 PM Pitchu Posted by: I Broke Free Apr 18 2004, 03:09 PM I am a man who is incapable of hitting the toilet after I have had sex. There may be two or more steams coming out, and there is no way that all of them can hit the water at the same time. The divergence is just too great. I have taken to sitting down now when I pee after sex or in the middle of the night when I am just too tired to stand. I wish home bathrooms came with urinals. BTW my niece does sculpture and created a statue of a women peeing standing up. Why? She told me that there is a technique women can use. Pressing fingers in the right spot will promote a steady forward stream. She has used it when the pubic restrooms are just too gross. Link to peeing statue. http://linarya.topcities.com/sculpture.htm Posted by: TexasFreethinker Apr 18 2004, 03:50 PM I think I can safely say this is a topic you'd NEVER see on a christian forum. *************** I voted "My cat's name is Mittens" even tho that's a lie. Our cats are named Ovid, Grigsby and Cartman. Dogs are named Astrid, Lova and Abby. Snake is named Pharaoh. Posted by: Doug2 Apr 18 2004, 03:58 PM yeah, their topics aren't any fun. IBF, I really like that sculpture, despite that she is standing in her urine. Posted by: Doug2 Apr 18 2004, 05:49 PM QUOTE assessed in conjunction with the presence or absence of other signals, as well as the degree of ease with which the woman could have avoided the contact. I was afraid you'd say that. I was hoping for something that didn't need any thinking Posted by: pitchu Apr 18 2004, 08:08 PM QUOTE (Doug2 @ Apr 18 2004, 05:49 PM) I was hoping for something that didn't need any thinking Oh, Gawd, aren't we all?! Posted by: fortunehooks Apr 18 2004, 08:12 PM doug2,could you wait a few secs before i render a response? i broke free,is my new hero a man that actually admits to sitting down to urinate. that post is a classic. doug2,i think some of the females who brush up against you might be interested in you man. to research this statement,the next woman who you find attractive,who exhibits this behavior,ask her and her friend out. why her and her friend? i am happy you asked,the friend is for me. did you think i wouldn't want to get on the action? Posted by: Fweethawt Apr 18 2004, 08:47 PM QUOTE (Doug2 @ Apr 18 2004, 09:49 PM) QUOTE assessed in conjunction with the presence or absence of other signals, as well as the degree of ease with which the woman could have avoided the contact. I was afraid you'd say that. I was hoping for something that didn't need any thinking I think what Pitchu is saying, Doug, is that you have to take into consideration the size of them, along with the posibility of there being any other signs given, before you can take for granted that it is being done to make a move on you. So, in short, she is saying that it could just be accidental unless there are other things going on too. Am I right Pitchu? (I didn't even use my dictionary this time) Posted by: sexkitten Apr 18 2004, 09:06 PM I am confused. What's this got to do with feathers? Posted by: pitchu Apr 18 2004, 09:11 PM QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Apr 18 2004, 08:47 PM) QUOTE (Doug2 @ Apr 18 2004, 09:49 PM) QUOTE assessed in conjunction with the presence or absence of other signals, as well as the degree of ease with which the woman could have avoided the contact. I was afraid you'd say that. I was hoping for something that didn't need any thinking I think what Pitchu is saying, Doug, is that you have to take into consideration the size of them, along with the posibility of there being any other signs given, before you can take for granted that it is being done to make a move on you. Am I right Pitchu? (I didn't even use my dictionary this time) As always, Doug, I defer to Fwee, my official translator. Thank you, Fwee. Posted by: Fweethawt Apr 18 2004, 09:12 PM QUOTE (sexkitten @ Apr 19 2004, 01:06 AM) I am confused. What's this got to do with feathers? This might explain it Sexkitten. QUOTE Oh, the poll is completely unrelated, I am just sleep deprived and wanted to start a poll. He was tired, and he probably doesn't even remember typing anything about feathers. Posted by: yanra Apr 18 2004, 09:36 PM QUOTE Ok, I don't really have large breasts so this is a question for the women. I have had several experiences with woman who walk by me, or are around me, who brush their breast up against me while they are close. As a man, I usually don't brush my genital area against just anyone so I am wondering, do women use this as a sign that they are interested, or just this just happen, or maybe a bit of both? Sometimes I can't get by people without brushing up against them. (I'm busty) I will usually say "excuse me" as I make my way through such a crowd and not care who I brush against. But then sometimes if a girls been drinking alot, she might not be able to stand up straight and might flop around while she's talking to you. Not intentionally. However, if she was talking with you and looking directly into your eyes and brushing up against you, I would think she was trying to tell you something like she likes you. Posted by: Fweethawt Apr 18 2004, 09:45 PM QUOTE (pitchu @ Apr 19 2004, 01:11 AM) QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Apr 18 2004, 08:47 PM) QUOTE (Doug2 @ Apr 18 2004, 09:49 PM) QUOTE assessed in conjunction with the presence or absence of other signals, as well as the degree of ease with which the woman could have avoided the contact. I was afraid you'd say that. I was hoping for something that didn't need any thinking I think what Pitchu is saying, Doug, is that you have to take into consideration the size of them, along with the posibility of there being any other signs given, before you can take for granted that it is being done to make a move on you. Am I right Pitchu? (I didn't even use my dictionary this time) As always, Doug, I defer to Fwee, my official translator. Thank you, Fwee. Uh-uh! Thank you! Posted by: Fweethawt Apr 18 2004, 09:47 PM QUOTE (yanra @ Apr 19 2004, 01:36 AM) However, if she was talking with you and looking directly into your eyes and brushing up against you, I would think she was trying to tell you something like she likes you. There you go Doug! Just in case you're still not sure, wait until her shirt/bra is completely off. Then you'll be safe for such assumptions. Posted by: Lokmer Apr 18 2004, 10:43 PM QUOTE (sexkitten @ Apr 18 2004, 10:06 PM) I am confused. What's this got to do with feathers? Erotic = using a feather. Kinky = using the whole chicken -Lokmer Posted by: phoenix Apr 18 2004, 10:52 PM QUOTE (Lokmer @ Apr 19 2004, 12:43 AM) QUOTE (sexkitten @ Apr 18 2004, 10:06 PM) I am confused. What's this got to do with feathers? Erotic = using a feather. Kinky = using the whole chicken -Lokmer Posted by: Fweethawt Apr 18 2004, 11:03 PM QUOTE (Lokmer @ Apr 19 2004, 02:43 AM) QUOTE (sexkitten @ Apr 18 2004, 10:06 PM) I am confused. What's this got to do with feathers? Erotic = using a feather. Kinky = using the whole chicken -Lokmer You forgot "Tasty" Lokmer. Tasty = Using KFC with Honey BBQ sauce. Posted by: sexkitten Apr 18 2004, 11:14 PM QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Apr 18 2004, 11:03 PM) QUOTE (Lokmer @ Apr 19 2004, 02:43 AM) QUOTE (sexkitten @ Apr 18 2004, 10:06 PM) I am confused. What's this got to do with feathers? Erotic = using a feather. Kinky = using the whole chicken -Lokmer You forgot "Tasty" Lokmer. Tasty = Using KFC with Honey BBQ sauce. That could get very messy. And the bed would smell really weird afterwards... Posted by: Fweethawt Apr 18 2004, 11:22 PM QUOTE (sexkitten @ Apr 19 2004, 03:14 AM) QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Apr 18 2004, 11:03 PM) QUOTE (Lokmer @ Apr 19 2004, 02:43 AM) QUOTE (sexkitten @ Apr 18 2004, 10:06 PM) I am confused. What's this got to do with feathers? Erotic = using a feather. Kinky = using the whole chicken -Lokmer You forgot "Tasty" Lokmer. Tasty = Using KFC with Honey BBQ sauce. That could get very messy. And the bed would smell really weird afterwards... Not if you keep a bunch of those lemon-scented little wipey thingy-things handy! You know, they come with the chicken? Posted by: woodsmoke Apr 19 2004, 01:15 AM I learned something strange today. Apparently all wrappers that muffins come in are edible. I suppose kids are just too impatient/dumb to realize that the paper wrapping isn't intended to be a part of the food and instead just swallow the damn thing whole. Hey, I'm just keeping with the theme of the poll. Posted by: woodsmoke Apr 19 2004, 01:21 AM Okay, I'm no authority on the topic at hand myself, but as you all know I always miss a good chance to shut up, so I'll chime in with my thoughts that probably have absolutely nothing to do with what Doug is asking about. I think Mom's basically got it right about the other "signs" that would accompany it if she were trying to send you a signal. 'Course I still don't understand why women can't just follow the dad-burn rule! (for those of you who've been so sinfully negligent in your studies, I'm referring to the Men's Rules, #1 {directed at women}. "Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!") And because I know y'all are just dying to know, I had to give those damn Christians a point by being honest and selecting "I'm a man, man" in the pole. If only my cat's name were Mittens! Posted by: Doug2 Apr 19 2004, 03:08 PM QUOTE (sexkitten @ Apr 18 2004, 09:06 PM) I am confused. What's this got to do with feathers? Feather color is important in bird courtship. Posted by: Doug2 Apr 19 2004, 03:09 PM I'm a little let down that none of the woman are bold enough to vote in the poll. Posted by: Emperor Norton II Apr 19 2004, 05:48 PM I have a fool-proof system for this- pm me if ya wanna know. Posted by: phoenix Apr 19 2004, 09:14 PM QUOTE (Doug2 @ Apr 19 2004, 05:09 PM) I'm a little let down that none of the woman are bold enough to vote in the poll. i voted! i was 6-10 when i tried Posted by: Doug2 Apr 19 2004, 09:22 PM Well thank you. I'm glad a couple people did. Posted by: formerfundie Apr 19 2004, 11:19 PM QUOTE (Doug2 @ Apr 18 2004, 02:20 PM) Ok, I don't really have large breasts so this is a question for the women. I have had several experiences with woman who walk by me, or are around me, who brush their breast up against me while they are close. As a man, I usually don't brush my genital area against just anyone so I am wondering, do women use this as a sign that they are interested, or just this just happen, or maybe a bit of both? Oh, the poll is completely unrelated, I am just sleep deprived and wanted to start a poll. Okay, HONEST answer here, if those women are brushing their breast up against you - I think it is being done on PURPOSE and is INTENTIONAL. Most women are very aware of their breasts. Well, most men are very aware of women's breasts too. When getting up close to a man or walking by, they duck and parry to avoid that kind of contact - well, depending on the women I guess. Even when men and women go to hug each other they avoid that kind of contact by not pressing in or pressing up too close. I'd say, if it happens once - eh, maybe it's accidental - twice - the odds definitely lessen in that category - three times - okay, the chick's obviously thinkin' you're a hottie and tryin her damndest to get your attention? Sorry - didn't answer the poll. I've peed squatting in the woods ( I guess that's semi-standing up) - and this on several occassions - and bathrooms can get incredibly disgusting sometimes so the same squattin position is normally used - but the age thang - that's where you got me - how the hell am I supposed to 'member that far back, huh? Posted by: challenger1 Apr 20 2004, 09:15 PM How about when someone (since I'm a guy I'll cite a woman as an example) clearly moves into what I consider to be my "space", roughly about six-ten inches away from me, even when I'm talking to someone else, and her boyfriend is right there? It doesn't bother me any, as she knows I'm married, but it sure put the other guy through some changes. And it wasn't like I could move away, I was cornered by furniture or a wall. It is kind of flattering, so if someone moves in close like that, perhaps they're more interested then they might think. Posted by: biggles7268 Apr 21 2004, 02:16 PM When i was little my dentists assistant had a huge rack which she kept hitting me in the face with when she'd reach over for those little dentist tool thingies. Posted by: The Pure One Apr 21 2004, 02:58 PM QUOTE (biggles7268 @ Apr 21 2004, 02:16 PM) When i was little my dentists assistant had a huge rack which she kept hitting me in the face with when she'd reach over for those little dentist tool thingies. I remember when I was a little kid, my mom took me to the little kid clothing store. Some lady was bending forward helping me adjust some bit of clothing or other I was trying on, and I could see down the front of her top and check out her naked boobs. I think that was the first time I caught such a glimpse in the wild. Funny how such memories never leave you. ;) Posted by: yanra Apr 21 2004, 03:31 PM QUOTE I have had several experiences with woman who walk by me, or are around me, who brush their breast up against me while they are close. I think if a man pressed up hard against me, I might think he was coming on to me too. However, I don't think it's the same. Boobs sometimes get in the way. Posted by: Emperor Norton II Apr 21 2004, 07:57 PM QUOTE When i was little my dentists assistant had a huge rack which she kept hitting me in the face with when she'd reach over for those little dentist tool thingies. *drools* Posted by: yanra Apr 21 2004, 08:41 PM Now that you mention it. My dentist often brushes up against my breasts when he's working on my teeth. Maybe that's why I don't take Happy Gas; I prefer to be awake and aware. Powered by Invision Power Board (http://www.invisionboard.com) © Invision Power Services (http://www.invisionpower.com) |