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Posted by: Iconoclastithon Jun 21 2004, 12:13 PM
Hey. Just curiuos, are there any more adult virgins here?
I'm 25 and still such.
Posted by: I Broke Free Jun 21 2004, 12:24 PM
If you do a search of the Sex and Christianity forum, you will find that a poll was taken on this very subject. (Three or four months ago??)
We have a number of virgins here. If you only count heterosexual sex, than you are communicating with one right now.
Posted by: Quicksand Jun 21 2004, 02:06 PM
well...last week I've was one.
Posted by: Doug2 Jun 21 2004, 05:58 PM
QUOTE (Quicksand @ Jun 21 2004, 03:06 PM)
well...last week I've was one.
Congrats!
Posted by: Doug2 Jun 21 2004, 05:59 PM
http://www.vanallens.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=2200 is the poll
Posted by: ericf Jun 21 2004, 10:26 PM
Yes, I am a virgin. But I am not opposed to ending that in the near future if I could find a kind, interested woman.
QUOTE
We have a number of virgins here. If you only count heterosexual sex, than you are communicating with one right now.
lol, IBF. I never thought of that but many people do define sex as intercourse with the opposite gender. Or as my frat brothers eloquently put it -- "When you put your hoo-hoo-dilly in her cha-cha." Yes, that is stolen from south park. But it does show a hetero-bias towards the definition.
I would say, that if you have had sex with anyone -- especially of the sex you are mainly attracted towards -- then you aren't a virgin. But we can break it up.
Heterosexual virgin: yes
Homosexual virgin: yes.
Man that is dumb... sex is sex. No matter if there are different parts or the same ones.
Anyway... thanks for making me think IBF... you have a way of doing that.
Posted by: bdp Jun 23 2004, 11:30 AM
I am, 41 and still...
I think I'm just going to give up - it's seeming like sex and sexuality are not worth the stress, and it seems to consume so much of other people's time and energy, and...I don't know, to hell with it - let me clear about $200 mil in the Lotto and I'll just never leave the house again.
bdp
Posted by: Jaded Jun 23 2004, 01:35 PM
Just a thought.... maybe you could auction it off on ebay. They seem to be selling everything these days.
Posted by: jjacksonRIAB Jun 23 2004, 01:37 PM
I am too.
It used to bother me, but it just doesn't seem that important anymore. Fun, I'm sure -- that doesn't mean I have to spend every waking hour worrying about it.
What hurts worse about virginity to me is not that I'm not getting laid, but rather the loneliness associated with it, for I feel there is no one around to understand or support me, or is forgiving of my many faults.
If I ever discover that feeling, my whole world will change.
Posted by: sexkitten Jun 23 2004, 01:42 PM
QUOTE (Jaded @ Jun 23 2004, 01:35 PM)
Just a thought.... maybe you could auction it off on ebay. They seem to be selling everything these days.
Its been done.
Posted by: biggles7268 Jun 23 2004, 03:28 PM
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Jun 23 2004, 01:42 PM)
QUOTE (Jaded @ Jun 23 2004, 01:35 PM)
Just a thought.... maybe you could auction it off on ebay. They seem to be selling everything these days.
Its been done.
how much did it go for kitty?
is there a time limit on it, like can you get it back if you've had an extra long dry spell?
Posted by: ratbag Jun 23 2004, 03:36 PM
QUOTE
Yes, I am a virgin. But I am not opposed to ending that in the near future if I could find a kind, interested woman.
I'd still be a virgin, except I did meet that kind, interested girl. Though we broke up when I went to uni, and it's been so long I could almost class myself as a virgin again, it doesn't worry me. I don't think I have the courage for one-night stands, or having sex for the sake of sex.
Posted by: sexkitten Jun 23 2004, 04:03 PM
QUOTE (biggles7268 @ Jun 23 2004, 03:28 PM)
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Jun 23 2004, 01:42 PM)
QUOTE (Jaded @ Jun 23 2004, 01:35 PM)
Just a thought.... maybe you could auction it off on ebay. They seem to be selling everything these days.
Its been done.
how much did it go for kitty?
is there a time limit on it, like can you get it back if you've had an extra long dry spell?
Apparently for £8400. There were 400 bids.
Posted by: Jaded Jun 23 2004, 04:04 PM
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Jun 23 2004, 01:42 PM)
QUOTE (Jaded @ Jun 23 2004, 01:35 PM)
Just a thought.... maybe you could auction it off on ebay. They seem to be selling everything these days.
Its been done.
Damn... I thought I was onto something.
Posted by: spidermonkey Jun 23 2004, 04:26 PM
QUOTE
is there a time limit on it, like can you get it back if you've had an extra long dry spell?
Well, I don't know about that, but....
I had sex for the first time in (gasp!) seven months this past weekend. That was the longest damn dry spell I've had since I started having sex. It felt like I was losing my virginity again.....the first two times we banged, at least
and fwiw, I didn't hurt or bleed my first time ever -- I was just really tight.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Another TMI broadcast brought to you by Spidermonkey!
Posted by: fortunehooks Jun 23 2004, 07:55 PM
QUOTE (Quicksand @ Jun 21 2004, 05:06 PM)
well...last week I've was one.
quicksand,way to go. some details: was she pretty? did you...?did she ...? was it ...? no just kidding,i don't need any details at all,i am not a noisy fucker. good for you bro.
Posted by: fortunehooks Jun 23 2004, 08:02 PM
QUOTE (bdp @ Jun 23 2004, 02:30 PM)
I am, 41 and still...
I think I'm just going to give up - it's seeming like sex and sexuality are not worth the stress, and it seems to consume so much of other people's time and energy, and...I don't know, to hell with it - let me clear about $200 mil in the Lotto and I'll just never leave the house again.
bdp
bdp, i think you will meet that special someone. well,i don't have specific details when this is going to happen,but i think you deserve to be happy. if you cleared 200 mil in the lotto,i would hope you shared some with fortunehooks kosir. should that happen,you would have more people in general trying to squirm their way into your sex life,and should that happen you'll feel better about the whole ordeal.
Posted by: bdp Jun 24 2004, 12:04 AM
QUOTE (fortunehooks @ Jun 23 2004, 08:02 PM)
bdp, i think you will meet that special someone. well,i don't have specific details when this is going to happen,but i think you deserve to be happy. if you cleared 200 mil in the lotto,i would hope you shared some with fortunehooks kosir. should that happen,you would have more people in general trying to squirm their way into your sex life,and should that happen you'll feel better about the whole ordeal.
If no woman wants in on my sex life now I sure as hell won't let them in when $200 mil goes along with it! You lose now, you lose for good. I am so wounded from this last experience - she was the closest friend I ever had, she actually desired me, and I lost her as a friend and failed to win her as a lover even though she wanted to be won. I"m tired of losing the lovely lights that have come into my life, and I don't want to ever hurt another woman again. Open one's self up at all to any degree is weakening one's self - I'll not be weak again. Yes, I'm covering up and playing safe.
'...nothing to be done but find a safe place of shelter, and wait for the night to come."
bdp
Posted by: raineshower Jun 25 2004, 02:46 PM
Oh damn! I just saw this thread today and only yesterday--I was still a virgin! I had been waiting for the right one to come along. And frustrated as hell.
Well..last night I went out with my girlfriends to our favorite bar. And I met the man of my dreams. We were together all night at the bar and having a grand time. He asked me to go back to his apartment. I was more than willing. I was sooo curious!
It was more than I could ask for. He was so willing to please. It was awesome. He taught me a few tricks, which I don't have time to elaborate on. I'd never read them in any sex manual that's for sure!
So today I'm not a virgin. But it was the best night of my life!
Toodles.
rainydayshower
Posted by: Lokmer Jun 25 2004, 03:07 PM
Congratulations, RaineShower!
That's fucking awesome!
-Lokmer
Posted by: spidermonkey Jun 25 2004, 05:13 PM
Yay for losing the big V! (And yay for having a good first time, because gawd knows mine was awful.)
Sex is great. But you knew that already
Posted by: bdp Jun 25 2004, 11:29 PM
sex or memory - which is the bigger curse?
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 25 2004, 11:42 PM
QUOTE (Lokmer @ Jun 25 2004, 07:07 PM)
Congratulations, RaineShower!
That's fucking awesome!
-Lokmer
Lokmer,
Was there a pun intended there?
Posted by: Jaded Jun 26 2004, 08:09 AM
Congratulations Raineshower!!!
Just remember to be careful.
Posted by: Lokmer Jun 26 2004, 09:18 AM
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Jun 26 2004, 12:42 AM)
QUOTE (Lokmer @ Jun 25 2004, 07:07 PM)
Congratulations, RaineShower!
That's fucking awesome!
Was there a pun intended there?
Well, from the way she described it, it was awesome fucking.
And awesome fucking is always fucking awesome
-Lokmer
Posted by: Lanakila Jun 26 2004, 06:21 PM
Congrats Rainshower.
To the OP, I aint no kind of virgin. But, y'all know that, since I was married for 16 years and have 4 kids.
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 07:57 PM
QUOTE (Lokmer @ Jun 26 2004, 01:18 PM)
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Jun 26 2004, 12:42 AM)
QUOTE (Lokmer @ Jun 25 2004, 07:07 PM)
Congratulations, RaineShower!
That's fucking awesome!
Was there a pun intended there?
Well, from the way she described it, it was awesome fucking.
And awesome fucking is always fucking awesome
-Lokmer
Well, in my opinion, she didn't describe it as though her awesome fucking was fucking awesome. I think she was too busy fucking around to bother putting a fucking awesome post together in order to tell us just how fucking awesome her awesome fucking was.
Now, if she would just get off of her fucking ass, and quit fucking around, she could really put a fucking awesome post together describing her awesome fucking that would probably blow our fucking minds. As far as I'm concerned, she fucked up. She could have done a better fucking job than that.
What the fuck do you think??
Posted by: biggles7268 Jun 26 2004, 08:23 PM
Fwee I think you fucking swear to much it's just fucking unappropriate and theres no fucking excuse for it. It's not fucking hard to put a sentence together with no fucking curses in it. BTW fucking congrats raineshower
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jun 26 2004, 08:26 PM
You needing a little vicarious thrill there Fwee? Or are you just an afficienado of literary porn?
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 08:30 PM
QUOTE (biggles7268 @ Jun 27 2004, 12:23 AM)
Fwee I think you fucking swear to much it's just fucking unappropriate and theres no fucking excuse for it. It's not fucking hard to put a sentence together with no fucking curses in it. BTW fucking congrats raineshower
Hey Biggles,
Why dont you fuck off?
Nobody fucking asked you in the first fucking place. My fucking reply was to that big fucker, Lokmer; not to that little fuck, Biggles the evil kitty.
Not only that but, who the fuck are you to be telling me how the fuck I'm supposed to be talking? You're not my fucking mother, and you sure as fuck ain't my fucking daddy.
So fuck you!
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 08:31 PM
QUOTE (BeMuseMe @ Jun 27 2004, 12:26 AM)
You needing a little vicarious thrill there Fwee? Or are you just an afficienado of literary porn?
None of the above there Bemuse.
I'm just fucking around.
Posted by: biggles7268 Jun 26 2004, 08:41 PM
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Jun 26 2004, 08:30 PM)
QUOTE (biggles7268 @ Jun 27 2004, 12:23 AM)
Fwee I think you fucking swear to much it's just fucking unappropriate and theres no fucking excuse for it. It's not fucking hard to put a sentence together with no fucking curses in it. BTW fucking congrats raineshower
Hey Biggles,
Why dont you fuck off?
Nobody fucking asked you in the first fucking place. My fucking reply was to that big fucker, Lokmer; not to that little fuck, Biggles the evil kitty.
Not only that but, who the fuck are you to be telling me how the fuck I'm supposed to be talking? You're not my fucking mother, and you sure as fuck ain't my fucking daddy.
So fuck you!
Well fuck you too you fucking fuck. Why don't you go outside and play a game of hide and go fuck yourself. Well Lokmer is not fucking here right now so my fucking comments will have to do until he gets the fuck back fucking in here.
Damn dirty fucking potty mouthed meeces. Derailing other peoples frucking threads like that. Have you no fucking shame.
yet another thread hijacked by the Fwee/Biggles combo
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jun 26 2004, 08:47 PM
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Jun 26 2004, 08:31 PM)
QUOTE (BeMuseMe @ Jun 27 2004, 12:26 AM)
You needing a little vicarious thrill there Fwee? Or are you just an afficienado of literary porn?
None of the above there Bemuse.
I'm just fucking around.
Too bad I thought you might know of an Anis Nin poem I never read...Or some really racy sci-fi.
So anyway go ahead and fuck the whole thread up, it makes no fucking never mind to me. I'll just fuck off and shut the fuck up...Fuck Head!!!!
Posted by: sexkitten Jun 26 2004, 08:47 PM
Stranger: Just one thing, Dude.
Dude: What's that?
Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
Dude: The fuck you talkin' 'bout?
Posted by: sexkitten Jun 26 2004, 08:49 PM
QUOTE (BeMuseMe @ Jun 26 2004, 08:47 PM)
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Jun 26 2004, 08:31 PM)
QUOTE (BeMuseMe @ Jun 27 2004, 12:26 AM)
You needing a little vicarious thrill there Fwee? Or are you just an afficienado of literary porn?
None of the above there Bemuse.
I'm just fucking around.
Too bad I thought you might know of an Anis Nin poem I never read...Or some really racy sci-fi.
So anyway go ahead and fuck the whole thread up, it makes no fucking never mind to me. I'll just fuck off and shut the fuck up...Fuck Head!!!!
Oh, do share. I am a huge afficiando of literary porn, unlike those dirty meeces.
Posted by: raineshower Jun 26 2004, 08:55 PM
Thank you guys. The pleasure was all mine...and his.
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 08:56 PM
QUOTE
Well fuck you too you fucking fuck.
Fuck off, you little fucktard! Who the fuck do you think your fucking talking to?
QUOTE
Why don't you go outside and play a game of hide and go fuck yourself.
Ya know, that sounds like a good fucking idea. The problem is, as soon as I turn the fuck around to go and fucking play, you'll probably jump on my fucking back and fuck me in my fucking ass.
QUOTE
Well Lokmer is not fucking here right now so my fucking comments will have to do until he gets the fuck back fucking in here.
Hey! What-the fuck-ever!
QUOTE
Damn dirty fucking potty mouthed meeces. Derailing other peoples frucking threads like that. Have you no fucking shame.
Look who the fuck is talking, you hypocritical fuck!
QUOTE
yet another thread hijacked by the Fwee/Biggles combo
You fucking noticed that too, huh? You're such an observant little fuck.
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 08:57 PM
QUOTE (BeMuseMe @ Jun 27 2004, 12:47 AM)
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Jun 26 2004, 08:31 PM)
QUOTE (BeMuseMe @ Jun 27 2004, 12:26 AM)
You needing a little vicarious thrill there Fwee? Or are you just an afficienado of literary porn?
None of the above there Bemuse.
I'm just fucking around.
Too bad I thought you might know of an Anis Nin poem I never read...Or some really racy sci-fi.
So anyway go ahead and fuck the whole thread up, it makes no fucking never mind to me. I'll just fuck off and shut the fuck up...Fuck Head!!!!
That's a good idea Bemuse!
Just shut the fuck up and read the fuck along.
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 08:58 PM
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Jun 27 2004, 12:47 AM)
Stranger: Just one thing, Dude.
Dude: What's that?
Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
Dude: The fuck you talkin' 'bout?
Hey Kitty,
Where the fuck did you come from?
Don't tell me that you're just going to join the fuck in too?
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 09:00 PM
QUOTE (raineshower @ Jun 27 2004, 12:55 AM)
Thank you guys. The pleasure was all mine...and his.
Well, it better have been good.
Just take a fucking look at all this fucking trouble you started.
Posted by: raineshower Jun 26 2004, 09:06 PM
It wasn't just good. It was fucking great! Can't wait for the next time.
Posted by: biggles7268 Jun 26 2004, 09:07 PM
Fwee don't fucking get me started on you fucking little disease ridden fucking rodents.
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 09:09 PM
QUOTE (raineshower @ Jun 27 2004, 01:06 AM)
It wasn't just good. It was fucking great! Can't wait for the next time.
That's cool.
BTW-I just wanted you to be aware that I was really just messing around here. I really do NOT expect you to give up the details. I was just using your initial post to play around a bit.
Heck, before tonight, I don't even remember the last time that I typed the F word....
That's fucking amazing, isn't it?
Posted by: biggles7268 Jun 26 2004, 09:10 PM
QUOTE (raineshower @ Jun 26 2004, 09:06 PM)
It wasn't just good. It was fucking great! Can't wait for the next time.
I'm fucking jealous
Posted by: sexkitten Jun 26 2004, 09:12 PM
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Jun 26 2004, 08:58 PM)
Don't tell me that you're just going to join the fuck in too?
Of course! I'd love to join in all the fucking...
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 09:12 PM
QUOTE (biggles7268 @ Jun 27 2004, 01:07 AM)
Fwee don't fucking get me started on you fucking little disease ridden fucking rodents.
Biggles,
Would you please just shut the fuck up?
I'm done here for now, you instigating little fuck!
So fuck off!
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 09:14 PM
QUOTE (biggles7268 @ Jun 27 2004, 01:10 AM)
QUOTE (raineshower @ Jun 26 2004, 09:06 PM)
It wasn't just good. It was fucking great! Can't wait for the next time.
I'm fucking jealous
Well, you shouldn't be jealous you silly fuck!
This was her first time fu......... having sexual intercouse.
You should be fucking happy for her.
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 09:15 PM
QUOTE (sexkitten @ Jun 27 2004, 01:12 AM)
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Jun 26 2004, 08:58 PM)
Don't tell me that you're just going to join the fuck in too?
Of course! I'd love to join in all the fucking...
You leave way too much up to my fucking imagination Kitty.
I really can't tell if you're just fucking around or not.
Posted by: biggles7268 Jun 26 2004, 09:20 PM
fucking orgy?
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 09:25 PM
QUOTE (biggles7268 @ Jun 27 2004, 01:20 AM)
fucking orgy?
WTF?
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jun 26 2004, 09:26 PM
Fuck!!! What a versatile word that. Verb, adjective, adverb?, noun, expletive, all rolled into one.
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 09:27 PM
QUOTE (BeMuseMe @ Jun 27 2004, 01:26 AM)
Fuck!!! What a versatile word that. Verb, adjective, adverb?, noun, expletive, all rolled into one.
This is no fucking time for a fucking English lesson you smart little fucker.
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jun 26 2004, 09:28 PM
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Jun 26 2004, 09:25 PM)
QUOTE (biggles7268 @ Jun 27 2004, 01:20 AM)
fucking orgy?
WTF?
Fwee, Biggles her name is Sexkitten????
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jun 26 2004, 09:30 PM
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Jun 26 2004, 09:27 PM)
QUOTE (BeMuseMe @ Jun 27 2004, 01:26 AM)
Fuck!!! What a versatile word that. Verb, adjective, adverb?, noun, expletive, all rolled into one.
This is no fucking time for a fucking English lesson you smart little fucker.
I don't know about that fwee. Some women are turned on by us brainy types.
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 09:40 PM
QUOTE (BeMuseMe @ Jun 27 2004, 01:30 AM)
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Jun 26 2004, 09:27 PM)
QUOTE (BeMuseMe @ Jun 27 2004, 01:26 AM)
Fuck!!! What a versatile word that. Verb, adjective, adverb?, noun, expletive, all rolled into one.
This is no fucking time for a fucking English lesson you smart little fucker.
I don't know about that fwee. Some women are turned on by us brainy types.
So what is your fucking point?
Posted by: biggles7268 Jun 26 2004, 09:44 PM
his point is for you to shut the fuck up mouse fucker.
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jun 26 2004, 09:46 PM
Fuckin mice always fucking with my stuff...
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 09:51 PM
Both of you can just fuck off.
Posted by: biggles7268 Jun 26 2004, 10:00 PM
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Jun 26 2004, 09:51 PM)
Both of you can just fuck off.
calm the fuck down, don't be so fucking testy
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 10:02 PM
QUOTE (biggles7268 @ Jun 27 2004, 02:00 AM)
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Jun 26 2004, 09:51 PM)
Both of you can just fuck off.
calm the fuck down, don't be so fucking testy
Well what the fuck did you expect?
With both of you fuckers ganging up on me all at once, I have to fucking do something.
BTW-I am fucking calm.
Posted by: biggles7268 Jun 26 2004, 10:13 PM
If this is fucking calm I'd hate to see you fucking agitated. now have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 10:15 PM
QUOTE (biggles7268 @ Jun 27 2004, 02:13 AM)
If this is fucking calm I'd hate to see you fucking agitated. now have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up
Posted by: formerfundie Jun 26 2004, 10:27 PM
Well, I'll be fucked - all these wonderful fuckers on here just fucking around and fucking up a fucking good poll - fuck!
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 10:59 PM
QUOTE (formerfundie @ Jun 27 2004, 02:27 AM)
Well, I'll be fucked - all these wonderful fuckers on here just fucking around and fucking up a fucking good poll - fuck!
I think you're just fucking jealous 'cause you missed all the fucking fun Formerfuckingfundie.
Well fuck you too, ya fucking late comer.
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jun 26 2004, 11:07 PM
I always thought cuming late was the polite thing to do...
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 11:09 PM
QUOTE (BeMuseMe @ Jun 27 2004, 03:07 AM)
I always thought cuming late was the polite thing to do...
Well if it isn't Mr. Fucking English teacher again!
Who the fuck was fucking talking to you anyway?
Posted by: biggles7268 Jun 26 2004, 11:09 PM
don't you fucking talk to FF like that you fucking rodent.
now......
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 11:13 PM
QUOTE (biggles7268 @ Jun 27 2004, 03:09 AM)
don't you fucking talk to FF like that you fucking rodent.
now......
Who the fuck are you?
Are you Formerfuckingfundie's fucking bodyguard or something?
How 'bout if you have a whole fucking pot of shut the fuck up?
You little feline fuck!
Posted by: biggles7268 Jun 26 2004, 11:23 PM
Formerfuckingfundie doesn't need a fucking bodyguard. She'd kick the fucking shit ouf of you all by her fucking self. I'm just telling you to watch your fucking mouth you rat fucking rodent.
I could fucking eat you in one fucking bite so watch it. you'd be tasty with a little fucking tabasco sauce.
Posted by: yanra Jun 26 2004, 11:29 PM
Don't you love saying the fuck word?
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 11:33 PM
QUOTE (biggles7268 @ Jun 27 2004, 03:23 AM)
Formerfuckingfundie doesn't need a fucking bodyguard. She'd kick the fucking shit ouf of you all by her fucking self. I'm just telling you to watch your fucking mouth you rat fucking rodent.
I could fucking eat you in one fucking bite so watch it. you'd be tasty with a little fucking tabasco sauce.
Well then,
If she doesn't need a fucking bodyguard then, why the fuck did you even bother opening up your fucking pie-hole you furry little fucker?
If she thinks that she can kick the fucking shit out of me then, you tell her fucking ass to just bring it the fuck on.
I'll fucking drop her like a bad habit.
Yeah, you just keep dreaming about eating me, you fucking pervert! I knew that you were fucked up in the head.
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jun 26 2004, 11:33 PM
The G.I. in the previous picture could not use the F_ _ _ word in his letter's home so he came up with acronyms like,
S*N*A*F*U which is what this thread is....Par for a satyr-day night.
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 11:33 PM
QUOTE (yanra @ Jun 27 2004, 03:29 AM)
Don't you love saying the fuck word?
What the fuck do you think?
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 26 2004, 11:35 PM
QUOTE (BeMuseMe @ Jun 27 2004, 03:33 AM)
The G.I. in the previous picture could not use the F_ _ _ word in his letter's home so he came up with acronyms like,
S*N*A*F*U which is what this thread is....Par for a satyr-day night.
Would you care to fucking elaborate on this, you cryptic fuck?
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jun 27 2004, 06:23 AM
I have virgin eyeholes
OK so I'm not a virgin, I just wanted to be part of the group
would it help if I told you I have an 18 inch internet penis?
Posted by: spidermonkey Jun 27 2004, 10:15 AM
I lost my anal virginity last night
Posted by: formerfundie Jun 27 2004, 01:37 PM
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Jun 26 2004, 11:33 PM)
If she thinks that she can kick the fucking shit out of me then, you tell her fucking ass to just bring it the fuck on.
I won't be kicking anybody's ass - as I'm too busy fucking around on this fucking thread reading what all the fuck is going on with all the fuckers and laughing my fucking ass off - but fuck - at least we're all FUCKING!
FFuckingF
BTW-At least I'm a FORMER fucking FUNDIE and fucking thanks Biggles for making my fucking day - go get 'im CATMAN! ;)
Posted by: biggles7268 Jun 27 2004, 02:43 PM
your fucking welcome FF, my fucking pleasure
too bad a ton of fucking posts seem to have been fucking lost though.
Posted by: Adder_Noir Jun 27 2004, 03:25 PM
Getting back to the thread....
I'm 25 and a virgin. I had one sexual encounter in which penetrative sex was not involved. I didn't like it. For me, and only me, I see it as quite a dirty and filth thing. I love innocence and losing my virginity would be like betraying the golden years of my forever lost childhood.
I also feel it hits a brick wall in the fair play department when confronted with the issue of physical ugliness.
There is a girl I know at work. She is ugly. No one will have sex with her, and she knows why. You can see it in her expressions that she knows she is unattractive. Personally I take a very black, ultra-fair and totally straight forward attitude to such things in life. This particular lady has done nothing wrong whatsoever to be born ugly, and hence to be robbed of sexual pleasure. This proves to me the practice of rejoicing in sexual pleasure is unfair and wrong as there are people who are denied access to it without justification.
I am male and I am attractive. I have had the interests of some very attractive women. I could have had sex with lots of attractive women. I am also heterosexual. I still care nothing for the activity. Even though I am in a position to reap it's benefits. It is something I would rather we all did without.
For me I would rather those in advantageous positions sacrificed their ability to reap such rewards in an effort to establish all human beings on an equal level. I do not expect anyone else to feel the same way. It is how I choose to live. I get no extra benefits or extra luck in life for doing so, I just take comfort in knowing I am right in my belief in equality.
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 27 2004, 07:38 PM
QUOTE (biggles7268 @ Jun 27 2004, 06:43 PM)
your fucking welcome FF, my fucking pleasure
too bad a ton of fucking posts seem to have been fucking lost though.
Yeah Biggles,
I know what the fuck you're saying. A lot of our fucking-around got smoked like a fucking pipe when the fucking server went down.
Tha'ts fucked up! I was totally fucking looking forward to checking up on our fucking posts today too.
Aww well, what the fuck are ya gonna do, ya'know?
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jun 27 2004, 08:15 PM
QUOTE (rainyday8169 @ Jun 27 2004, 06:23 AM)
I have virgin eyeholes
OK so I'm not a virgin, I just wanted to be part of the group
would it help if I told you I have an 18 inch internet penis?
Is that limp or erect? If erect you were gypt...It would have to be near infinite in length to get from there to here and back to do anyone any good.
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jun 27 2004, 10:38 PM
first I want to say that it looks like BeMuseMe might have internet penis envy.
Now I want to join in on the F-word fest that seems to be going on in here. If you are easily offended, Fuck off.........I mean don't read any further.
when I first started reading this fucking thread i thought you were all a buncha nopussygettinmuthafuckers but as I read on I fucking changed my fucken mind and i would like to say congradufuckinglations to the fuckin young men that finally found a fucken fuck because jeesus fuck, what would this fucken life be with out the fuckers, the fuckees and the fucks. And even tho a fucken few of you fucken guys still haven't fucked I have to adfuckenmire the total grasp you have the F-word and I hope it is sometime in the very near future that you disfuckingcover the true meaning of fuck.
that was fun
thanks
hmmmm..........
the fucking spellchecker is saying that "nopussygettinmuthafucker" isn't a word
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jun 27 2004, 10:53 PM
I would not say I have internet penis envy. I have never cared for peni much except of course my own, as it has been my little buddy since I was a lad. I do however envy a lot of the internet pussy I have seen. Can't get enough of them sweet thangs...Ah the scent of a woman...Drives me into rut.
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jun 27 2004, 11:08 PM
LOL! @ "little buddy"
this rut that smell of pussy drives you into...........you like it there? in the rut I mean?
I sleep in a t-shirt that says "your fish smells like pussy" I sleep in it because someone told me they might kick me out of the PTA if I wore it.
how does this happen? we go from listening to the nopussygettinmuthafuckers talkin about gettin none, then gettin some, then somehow im babbling on about my pajamas.
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jun 27 2004, 11:12 PM
I forgot to add before that I wouldn't want to fuck a virgin and when I asked this to my female friends they agreed that the thought of fucking a virgin was unsexy.
Posted by: Lokmer Jun 27 2004, 11:29 PM
QUOTE (spidermonkey @ Jun 27 2004, 11:15 AM)
I lost my anal virginity last night
Congratulations
-Lokmer
Posted by: Fweethawt Jun 27 2004, 11:38 PM
Rainyday8169,
I think you over fucking did yourself on http://www.vanallens.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=4755&view=findpost&p=88209
What the fuck do you think?
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jun 28 2004, 12:00 AM
fuck, I hate when that happens
Posted by: biggles7268 Jun 28 2004, 03:09 AM
when it fucking comes down to it were all nothing but fuck fruit. We all need to fucking remember that sexual fucking represion leads to Catholocism. And we don't fucking want that now do we. So go out and fuck fuck fuck, and if your good looking do something fucking nice once and awhile and fuck somebody uglier than you. It will make their fucking day, especially if it's me hint hint.
Posted by: Reach Jun 28 2004, 06:56 AM
QUOTE (BeMuseMe @ Jun 26 2004, 11:26 PM)
You needing a little vicarious thrill there Fwee? Or are you just an afficienado of literary porn?
No kidding, BeMuseMe! That post of Fwee's would be a nightmare to most editors.
And who ever said a Raineshower was unlucky?
Posted by: AggieNostic Jun 28 2004, 07:18 AM
Who wants to know?
IBF: Why do you keep changing your avatar?
Posted by: AggieNostic Jun 28 2004, 07:20 AM
QUOTE (bdp @ Jun 23 2004, 02:30 PM)
I am, 41 and still...
I think I'm just going to give up - it's seeming like sex and sexuality are not worth the stress, and it seems to consume so much of other people's time and energy,
If you have listened to married friends/family for any length of time, you do begin to wonder if sex might not be a tad overrated.
Posted by: Bill Johnson Jun 28 2004, 07:36 AM
QUOTE (rainyday8169 @ Jun 28 2004, 02:12 AM)
I forgot to add before that I wouldn't want to fuck a virgin and when I asked this to my female friends they agreed that the thought of fucking a virgin was unsexy.
Why? A virgin could lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference. A virgin can fuck like a whore and you wouldn't know it. Sex is not a hard thing to do, and it's not hard to be good at it. It's just humping, slapping, licking, and kissing, etc.
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jun 28 2004, 10:54 AM
quote: (Bill Johnson Posted on Jun 28 2004, 07:36 AM)
QUOTE
Why? A virgin could lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
I find liars to be the most unsexy of all
the thought of a supposedly "virtuous" person lying to get laid is even more unsexy to me than the thought of fucking a virgin.
I actually did sleep w/ a virgin and didn't even realize it. He must have watched a lot of porn. regardless, I still would prefer the men I date to have some type of sexual past. Most of the men I have dated in recent years are in their upper 30's or lower 40's and I think that if a man gets to be that age and has never had sex then I probably have absolutely NOTHING in common with him.
quote: (Bill Johnson Posted on Jun 28 2004, 07:36 AM)
QUOTE
It's just humping, slapping, licking, and kissing, etc.
ahh the romance in that statement ..............
Posted by: Bill Johnson Jun 28 2004, 11:12 AM
You wouldn't know that they were liars because they are liars and don't tell the truth.
QUOTE
Most of the men I have dated in recent years are in their upper 30's or lower 40's and I think that if a man gets to be that age and has never had sex then I probably have absolutely NOTHING in common with him.
So all you do is fuck?
QUOTE
quote: (Bill Johnson Posted on Jun 28 2004, 07:36 AM)
QUOTE
It's just humping, slapping, licking, and kissing, etc.
ahh the romance in that statement ..............
Romance...
Posted by: bdp Jun 28 2004, 11:21 AM
QUOTE (AggieNostic @ Jun 28 2004, 07:20 AM)
If you have listened to married friends/family for any length of time, you do begin to wonder if sex might not be a tad overrated.
It's not about listening to anyone, it's about seeing how the sex drive controls so many people, so much time and energy devoted to the pursuit - everything about their lives relates to and revolves around it. Is it possible to have a balanced mind and existence while being sexually active? I'm just wondering.
The friend I wrote about knew up front I was a virgin, I didn't ever lie about it. She was very blunt about how 'low-grade' my kissing was; I don't know about what the rest of it might have been like had things proceeded, I have done my share of reading and research so that I would not be lost and clueless in the bedroom. For a pagan she was, to my mind, somewhat old-fashioned about sexual interaction - you're the male, you initiate, you lead, etc. She certainly did nothing to help matters, she wasn't willing to even 'edit' me in any way. Maybe if we had been total strangers who had hooked up at a bar and she had no idea I had no experience things would have gone better. rainyday talks of her friend's opinion that male virgins are 'unsexy' and I carry that with me always (41 y.o. virgin - sounds unappealing); the part about 'nothing in common,' well I have changed a lot in just a couple of years - a large part of Xtianity is putting away a lot of what makes a person unique; I have a wicked sense of humor and had to bite my tongue always, and I also have always had a very strong sex drive and had to curb that as well, as well as not being self-confident enough to just be like Tommy the Cat (for Primus fans out there).. Maybe one of these days I'll post my whole story...
bdp
Posted by: bdp Jun 28 2004, 11:26 AM
QUOTE (Adder_Noir @ Jun 27 2004, 03:25 PM)
Getting back to the thread....
I'm 25 and a virgin. I had one sexual encounter in which penetrative sex was not involved. I didn't like it. For me, and only me, I see it as quite a dirty and filth thing. I love innocence and losing my virginity would be like betraying the golden years of my forever lost childhood.
I also feel it hits a brick wall in the fair play department when confronted with the issue of physical ugliness.
There is a girl I know at work. She is ugly. No one will have sex with her, and she knows why. You can see it in her expressions that she knows she is unattractive. Personally I take a very black, ultra-fair and totally straight forward attitude to such things in life. This particular lady has done nothing wrong whatsoever to be born ugly, and hence to be robbed of sexual pleasure. This proves to me the practice of rejoicing in sexual pleasure is unfair and wrong as there are people who are denied access to it without justification.
I am male and I am attractive. I have had the interests of some very attractive women. I could have had sex with lots of attractive women. I am also heterosexual. I still care nothing for the activity. Even though I am in a position to reap it's benefits. It is something I would rather we all did without.
For me I would rather those in advantageous positions sacrificed their ability to reap such rewards in an effort to establish all human beings on an equal level. I do not expect anyone else to feel the same way. It is how I choose to live. I get no extra benefits or extra luck in life for doing so, I just take comfort in knowing I am right in my belief in equality.
If it is dirty and filthy then the 'ugly' girl is better off for not having it and you should rejoice with her. On the other hand, if she is entitled to it as much as anyone else - why not be gallant and give her the pleasure? I've read that Charlie Chaplin used to pick up 'ugly' women to take to bed, and got some very surprising experiences from them. Piy all around that so much baggage has to be attached to sexuality.
bdp
Posted by: sexkitten Jun 28 2004, 11:46 AM
I have to agree with bdp on this one...
Restricting your own potential sexual pleasure because other people are too shallow to see the inner beauty in a physically unattractive person makes as much sense as not eating good food because people in Africa are starving. Denying yourself a steak that you'd like to eat isn't going to give someone in Africa a square meal. Donating to certain charities as you can, supporting scientific solutions for increased food production, and supporting changes in the political situations which contribute to poor food distribution, OTOH, can feed nations.
It seems to me the best solution to the shallowness in the sexual economy is to make a commitment to see and love people for their inner beauty, no matter what other people think of their physical attractiveness... or by finding other ways to change our culture's emphasis on very narrow standards of physical beauty, one person at a time.
Or, to be blunt... "why not be gallant and give her the pleasure?"
That said, not having sex because you're genuinely not interested in it, or haven't found a person you want to share it with and who also wants to share it with you does make sense to me. Just as not eating a steak because you don't like the taste, or can't afford it, or want to save it for a celebratory dinner makes perfect sense.
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jun 28 2004, 12:07 PM
QUOTE (rainyday8169 @ Jun 27 2004, 11:08 PM)
LOL! @ "little buddy"
this rut that smell of pussy drives you into...........you like it there? in the rut I mean?
I sleep in a t-shirt that says "your fish smells like pussy" I sleep in it because someone told me they might kick me out of the PTA if I wore it.
how does this happen? we go from listening to the nopussygettinmuthafuckers talkin about gettin none, then gettin some, then somehow im babbling on about my pajamas.
Rainyday,
Of course I lick it there, I mean like it in there.
I mean the word in the sense of; "I was driven to fucking by the rut." not "I drove into a fucking rut."
As; A condition or period of mammalian sexual activity, such as estrus. To be in rut....[Middle English rutte, from Old French rut, from Vulgar Latin *rgitus, from *rgere, to roar, from Latin rgre, to roar.]
Or even; Roaring, as of waves breaking upon the shore.
But not; A sunken track or groove made by the passage of vehicles. A fixed, usually boring routine.
Unless in the sense of; "With my plow I furrowed her fertile field, and savagely sowed my seed."
Posted by: Jaded Jun 28 2004, 03:21 PM
QUOTE (rainyday8169 @ Jun 28 2004, 10:54 AM)
Most of the men I have dated in recent years are in their upper 30's or lower 40's and I think that if a man gets to be that age and has never had sex then I probably have absolutely NOTHING in common with him.
I once dated a woman like that. She was a 41 year old virgin. Nice person, and we had allot of common interests, but I waited a long time and didn't see it heading towards anything sexual (without marriage). The better she got to know me the more she started to preach. I stayed in the relationship for a while, but it was really killing me.
Now, I prefer to pre-screen. I throw out a bible quote that is applicable to the situation at hand. If I get anything other than a sarcastic comment or a blank stare, I'm outa there.
Posted by: I Broke Free Jun 28 2004, 04:21 PM
QUOTE (AggieNostic @ Jun 28 2004, 11:18 AM)
Who wants to know?
IBF: Why do you keep changing your avatar?
Funny you should ask.....
I was going through an avatar identity crisis. I was trying several different ones on for size but was not really happy with any of them.
My current avatar is me circa 1975 (age 15). This photo represent me just before I was absorbed into the Morg Collective, and I like how happy I look in the photo. One year later I was a member of the Morg, 30 pounds heavier, miserable and it showed.
I think this one will be here for awhile. Six months at least.
Posted by: spidermonkey Jun 28 2004, 04:36 PM
QUOTE (rainyday8169 @ Jun 28 2004, 03:12 AM)
I forgot to add before that I wouldn't want to fuck a virgin and when I asked this to my female friends they agreed that the thought of fucking a virgin was unsexy.
Hmm....I've always wanted to fuck a virgin so I could teach him some new tricks (if he didn't already learn then from porn, that is). Something about the thought of taking a guy's virginity is a turn-on to me.
Then again, my ex boyfriend was a virgin until I boned him (we were each other's first) and never got any better in bed after 2 years. That was definitely uncool.
Posted by: raineshower Jun 28 2004, 05:15 PM
My new beau was not a fucking virgin. Not by any means. But he was a very kind and gentle teacher and I can't wait for the next fucking class this weekend.
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jun 28 2004, 05:44 PM
It always cracks me up when girls say "I boned him"
thanks for the rut info. (I think)
I only jusr recently discovered this website but I think I am already adicted, you guys are great. great humor , common sense and good sports too.
revel in this moment..................I'm not the type to pass out compliments
Posted by: BeMuseMe Jun 28 2004, 06:03 PM
QUOTE (rainyday8169 @ Jun 28 2004, 05:44 PM)
It always cracks me up when girls say "I boned him"
thanks for the rut info. (I think)
I only jusr recently discovered this website but I think I am already adicted, you guys are great. great humor , common sense and good sports too.
revel in this moment..................I'm not the type to pass out compliments
RNYDY,
Yeah the sight is fun and insightful. There are some real experts in some subjects and from what I can tell a lot of creative types. I would guess from your posts the same crazy types that you are generally friends with. Compliments are always appreciated but we thrive more on witty insults.
And for my one and only compliment you are a very attractive woman and brainy to boot...I really like your avatar, it reminds me of the 60's. Must be the doo.
Posted by: BlueGiant Jun 28 2004, 10:56 PM
Have not had time to go through the whole thread. Sorry if I break any conventions here, but I just thought I should put up my answer.
23. Never had heterosexual sex (not a big surprise there). Definately have screwed around with oral, breaking the then extant sodomy laws in three states. As far as homosexual sex goes (that includes the oral comment above), I have given but not received, and I am kind of sorry for the way things went with me and the other guy, even though it was a one nite-thing, I panicked when it was over...I would have been a jerk if it wasn't mitigated by me being sort of scared out of my mind and confused...
I guess I am kind of a virgin, at least a virgin to what I really want.
Posted by: bdp Jun 29 2004, 12:21 AM
not only a 41 y.o. virgin, but, for the moment, I have the added onus of living with my mother and sister (another story for another time).
"Hey baby, wanna come back to my mom's place? If we're real quiet we won't wake her or my sister up..."
bdp
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jun 29 2004, 01:58 AM
BDP,
are you serious?
if so , I find the whole thing a bit.......no a lot odd
not that I think its bad or anything, to each his own, as they say
still tho. its odd
do you don't have sex because you don't want to? you cant? just hasn't happened yet? because you are afraid of going to hell? you don't like women? or men? living at home to help your mom or to have her help you?
you of course can feel free to not reply to any of my questions, its just what you said there made me very curious as to how and why you are in this current state at the age of 41
Posted by: bdp Jun 29 2004, 02:55 AM
No offense - it IS odd.
To begin with, I didn't become a Xtian until I was nearly 21; from that point on it was a 'no sex 'til marriage' conviction (like a fool I thought everyone actually believed all that junk and practiced it like they really did believe it) - before then I was just a loser. Or a damaged soul anyway, childhood and school stuff are long stories but I had no self confidence and felt I was in no way desirable. Hell, the summer when i was 15 I could have gotten laid - a car drove up, a woman got out, and said 'Ya wanna fuck?' Any 15 year old's dream, but I was afraid of catching something, or of getting in the car and never being seen or heard from again, and also wondering whether her male friend who was driving took pictures or just watched. In any case even as a non-Christian my dream was to find that one woman, I never wanted to sleep around. I never found her, as a non-Christian, as a Christian, and now as an ex-Christian. How I ended up living at home: basically it was an 'honor thy mother' scenario, she had retired from her job to take care of her father, she was having a hard time meeting expenses, and convinced my sister and I to move in (my grandfather's house, huge old turn of the century place that needed a lot of repairs for which she has two mortgages on the place so that, even though grandpa is gone now, we have deep finacial strings here). The only reason i really went along with it is that I was going to go for a second summer tour with this Xtian musical group; I had been living in a townhouse my mom owned, sort of keeping it for her to move back into once grandpa had passed, and she decided to sell it. Now, I should have cancelled my summer tour and either bought the townhouse from her or gotten my own place again. Easy enough for me to say now, but when you have all that Xtian garbage floating around your head...and not only does my mother not realize that I'm 41 not 4, my sister almost seems to think I'm her boyfriend not her brother - she always wants to go somewhere or do something with me every weekend and gets all depressed if I have the audacity to want to go off on my own. Bottom line is neither my mom or sister have lives of their own and are just leeching mine away. The night my pagan friend invited me to go for a walk it was a weeknight, ten o'clock or a little after, and my mom was up when i was heading out the door - "Where are you going?" I tell her I'm going to see my friend - "Now??! You have got to be kidding me!" I go anyway, when i come back she's still up and she starts in with "Don't do this to me, I can't take this..." My mom also can't handle stress of any kind and so meddles in people's lives to reduce her own stress level. Anyway that's a glimpse of the cage I've gotten myself locked into. There are a few women where I work now who look really interesting but I can't even think of approaching them because of conditions...btw the Xtian friends I had at the time thought my moving back home to 'help out' was a wonderful thing, 'God's gonna really bless you for that,' yadda yadda yadda...oh, and my sister hasn't been working since February - she knows I want to get the hell out of here, and with her not working my paychecks come and go, I haven't been able to save a nickel or double up on any of my bills - I half think she's avoiding going back to work to keep me here. And the other day she's talking about going to work and says something to the effect of 'I haven't even figured out what I want to do.' WANT to do??! Like I want to work in a fucking assembly plant - GAWD!!! Hey, are you glad you asked? Any more questions, I will answer just as honestly and cheerfully. btw that wasn't the only time I could have gotten laid, and if this eases your mind any I have gone to one of those 'happy ending' parlors just for a basic initiation, to lower my own inhibitions (of which I no longer have any). What's the job market like where you're at? I really want to get away from my family...I had an uncle who's gone now, but if he were here I could have gone to him and he would have known how to arrange to get me laid. I really actually still want 'relationship' though, but if that car pulled up now I'd say 'Hell yeah! Let's go!'
bdp
oh, specific answers: I want to, I can, I'm already in hell so I don't fear it any more, I LOVE women (my closest friends have all been women), by and large I don't like guys much (no offense anyone), mom has no life of her own and far from helping has really only ever hindred me. Anything else?
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jun 29 2004, 01:07 PM
you seem like a really nice guy.
I was half expecting your reply to be "fuck off rainy"
I don't have that "honor thy mother" thing in me at all, if my step dad dies, mom is gonna have to go cryin to my brother because even tho I do feel something for her, I wouldn't put myself out like that. I like living 1,500 miles away from her and the nam yo ho renge kyo chanting sheep she hangs out with.
I do hope that when the time comes, my boys will be there for me tho, But unlike my own mother, I will be there for them in every way possible so I doubt they will have the bitter feelings toward me that I have for my mother.
Posted by: bdp Jun 30 2004, 02:46 AM
Rainy -
Your avatar reminds me of Kate Bush - I would never tell Kate Bush to 'fuck off.'
What I am at this moment in time is deeply hurt and deeply bitter. Hurt, of course, by the rejection of my friend who should have been my lover, or at least my best friend for life, and bitter over the forces that made me what I am - those I had no control over, in my childhood, and those I did have control over and blatantly sold myself out to - Xtianity and the damage it did. The potential I had - I rage that I, with the gifts and abilities I have, was born to a woman who was not equipped to prepare her children for the world they were entering into, and who still can't navigate that world herslef and can't let go of her children to let them navigate it they way they choose unhindred. (had a great day at work today - mom was gone all day long, didn't have to deal with her and so work didn't seem so offensive). I can see where I want to go but am just not able to make that move right now; I can also see moves that I've made in the past 4 years that were huge mistakes and set me back, but I can't go back and undo those things. I am where I am, and whatever good may still be coming to me is whatever good I can lay hold of. btw regarding my friend, I thought for a long time that the timing was just wrong, but timing is really just a question of being prepared when opportunity arises, and that I was not. and also btw I like you too.
bdp
Posted by: I Broke Free Jun 30 2004, 07:44 AM
QUOTE (bdp @ Jun 30 2004, 06:46 AM)
Rainy -
Your avatar reminds me of Kate Bush -
It reminds me of Laverne from "Laverne and Shirley."
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jun 30 2004, 03:19 PM
LOL!
no one ever said I looked like laverne before, I'm not sure what to think of that
and Kate BUsh...........wow, what a compliment!
people usually say i look like pipi longstocking
BDP,
in your last post you speak as if you are a man of 99 years that has wasted a lifetime away...........you are ONLY 41, life has just begun
your chance at happiness has not passed you by
I'm 35 in one month, I am on my own completely and not making ends meet very well, i have no one to go to for help but i try my best not to dwell on my current financial situation or opertunities lost, my fucked up upbringing, my abusive ex, my being stuck in a hellhole of a place like Browns Valley MN where i know no one at all and have no job opertunities other than writing for this dinky 4 page weekly newspaper where i earn a grand total of 200 bucks a month..........the list goes on. what i try to do is look forward to whatever the day has in store , try to smile alot amd try to do something that i think is kind each day (like give a scratch behind the ears to the neglected dog up the street, you know , just little things that make me feel good inside and dont cost money) i pretend that i am happy and i do it so well that i can't even tell that im broke and depressed.
i know it sounds silly but try it
i blamed (ok i still blame) my mom for creating such an unstable envronment for me and my brother to grow up in, for a lot of the bad choices i made and the opertunities i shouldve had but didnt, etc.
people say let go of the blame, forgive.........
i cant do that but what i can do is not dwell on it anymore
i'm sure your current unhappy situation is just as temp. as anyone elses is. it will only be permanent if you allow it to.
and you seem pretty level headed, im sure things will look up
remember, it could always be worse, you could still be a christian :-p
-Steph
oh yeah,
i'm glad you had a good day at work
Posted by: bdp Jul 1 2004, 12:20 AM
rainy,
Tonight at work I went out to just sit in my car for lunch break, and with the full moon up I tilted the seat back and imagined I was at the drive-in (there is still at least one in operation fairly near here) with someone I was in love (or lust, or both) with leaning back against my chest, our hands serving the desires of one another as they might...it was a daydream (nightdream?) and sufficient to the moment; maybe soon I can make it a reality...
bdp
Posted by: bdp Jul 1 2004, 12:22 AM
btw rainy, I'm in Michigan - we're practically neighbors.
bdp
Posted by: rainyday8169 Jul 1 2004, 01:27 AM
Ahhh you're a romantic very nice.
I bet you are also a poet or painter or both eh?
Falling in love isn’t all it’s cracked up to be but still everyone should do it at some point in their lives. I don’t think it matters when tho, I recently covered a local wedding of 81 year old Marlys Randal and 79 year old Orville Ingemunson. It made me feel pretty good (and young) even if I wait til my kids are grown to start dating again (that’s the plan as of now) I’ll still have time to fall in love.
Posted by: rainyday8169 Aug 14 2004, 06:31 AM
QUOTE (Iconoclastithon @ Jun 21 2004, 12:13 PM)
Hey. Just curiuos, are there any more adult virgins here?
I'm 25 and still such.
ok I went back and read this whole thread, looking for answers to the adult virgin thing.
You say you are a virgin and then you say nothing more.
I really want to know why.
you can tell me to fuck off if you want or just ignore me but I really am curious how this happened and why it happened.
Are you content with living a sexless life?
Do you think you have some sort of stress syndrome or something that meds might help you with?
I have so many Questions.
Posted by: Iconoclastithon Aug 14 2004, 01:20 PM
QUOTE (biggles7268 @ Jun 26 2004, 08:41 PM)
QUOTE (Fweethawt @ Jun 26 2004, 08:30 PM)
QUOTE (biggles7268 @ Jun 27 2004, 12:23 AM)
Fwee I think you fucking swear to much it's just fucking unappropriate and theres no fucking excuse for it. It's not fucking hard to put a sentence together with no fucking curses in it. BTW fucking congrats raineshower
Hey Biggles,
Why dont you fuck off?
Nobody fucking asked you in the first fucking place. My fucking reply was to that big fucker, Lokmer; not to that little fuck, Biggles the evil kitty.
Not only that but, who the fuck are you to be telling me how the fuck I'm supposed to be talking? You're not my fucking mother, and you sure as fuck ain't my fucking daddy.
So fuck you!
Well fuck you too you fucking fuck. Why don't you go outside and play a game of hide and go fuck yourself. Well Lokmer is not fucking here right now so my fucking comments will have to do until he gets the fuck back fucking in here.
Damn dirty fucking potty mouthed meeces. Derailing other peoples frucking threads like that. Have you no fucking shame.
yet another thread hijacked by the Fwee/Biggles combo
L- Fucking -O- Fucking -L!!!
Posted by: Lacey Aug 15 2004, 08:02 AM
QUOTE (Iconoclastithon @ Jun 21 2004, 12:13 PM)
Hey. Just curiuos, are there any more adult virgins here?
I'm 25 and still such.
Me to, I'm 25 and still a virgin.
I came close once but I chickened out.
Posted by: Muggy Knubber Aug 15 2004, 08:08 AM
This is bad that we have so many adult virgins on this site. Sex isn't bad. Sex isn't scary. Sex isn't something you wait for. Sex is something you do and enjoy for what it is. It isn't sacred. It is just good. Like eating an Otter Pop is good. But better. And not as cold.
I blame Christianity for the lack of sex around here. Let's sue Christianity. And then have an orgy. Virgins go first.
Posted by: Lacey Aug 15 2004, 08:53 AM
QUOTE (Muggy Knubber @ Aug 15 2004, 08:08 AM)
This is bad that we have so many adult virgins on this site. Sex isn't bad. Sex isn't scary. Sex isn't something you wait for. Sex is something you do and enjoy for what it is. It isn't sacred. It is just good. Like eating an Otter Pop is good. But better. And not as cold.
I blame Christianity for the lack of sex around here. Let's sue Christianity. And then have an orgy. Virgins go first.
I'm still a virgin because I am very afraid of sex and because I don't trust anyone. I have this overwhelming fear that my partner will cheat, use or kill me. I fear everyone and everything, I do have some deep seeded issues but seeing the murders and cheaters on the news every night makes me feel my fear is justified.
It would be nice to feel love but you need to be able to trust someone in order to love them.
Posted by: Muggy Knubber Aug 15 2004, 09:49 AM
sex isn't about love. sex is about sex. do not be afraid of sex. sex is good. sex is fun. go listen to the george michael song or something. i'm not wrong about this.
Posted by: Nivek Aug 15 2004, 10:07 AM
heh...
lady friend when asked if this question replies:
"Yeah, I think I'm a virgin in the third piercing in my left ear.."
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Posted by: rainyday8169 Aug 15 2004, 10:12 AM
I have virgin eyeholes
I would say ears but IBF told me that q-tips had probably deflowered my ears many years ago
Posted by: BeMuseMe Aug 15 2004, 10:13 AM
Muggy beat me to it...He is right sex is no
